Lets try out Randonautica - Wandering around aimlessly

[Grundlejungle]

So I decided to try out the app "Randonautica". It supposedly uses some quantum mechanic shit to randomly generate coordinates for you to go to. It made the news last year when some zoomers found a pair of corpses in a suitcase.

Teens, filming a TikTok, find dead body in suitcase after using popular exploring app Randonautica

Egged on by the group, one girl opens the top and lifts it from a distance using a wooden stick, revealing a black plastic bag filled with something

nationalpost.com

Anyone else here ever try it? I'll do 2 trips today and report back with my findings.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I thought this was going to be a randomizer for the game Subnautica.

Which actually sounds kinda fun.

 

[Uncle Sid]

This video creeped me out, tbh.

 

[Least Concern]

I'm trying to figure out what this app actually does in plain English but the web site is a bunch of psychobabble.

Select the type of GPS point you’d like to generate.

Anomalies

1. Attractors are improbably dense clusters of random points within your set radius.
2. Voids are clusters with improbably low density within your set radius.
3. Choosing Power will provide you with the point that is the highest power, or the most anomalous of an Attractor or Void.

Blind Spots are simply random points.

Generate your point and see what you find!

You can set an intention or “theme” for your trip in your mind while generating the point.

This process uses theoretical Mind Matter Interaction paired with quantum entropy to test the strange entanglement of consciousness with observable reality. Randonauts often find their journeys result in serendipitous experiences that seemingly align with their thoughts!

Does it just like give you a location within a certain radius that you can walk to which is likely to be either well-traveled or less-traveled by other app users depending on what you pick?

 

[BlancoMailo]

I'm trying to figure out what this app actually does in plain English but the web site is a bunch of psychobabble.



Does it just like give you a location within a certain radius that you can walk to which is likely to be either well-traveled or less-traveled by other app users depending on what you pick?

I figured it was the same at first, however, based off the description the guy provides at 2:10 in the video @Uncle Sid linked (I'm including a couple of seconds before the actual description for context of why they're doing it the way they do), it seems to be that it uses some sort of algorithm to randomly generate points on a local map with the idea that the random clusters are in some way significant rather than just random noise, so the "attractors" are clumps of the random points, voids are empty areas, and the Choosing Power is just the most/least dense point cluster of the two categories. Anything else in their description is just timecube-esque nonsense.

 

[DerKryptid]

type in "tomboy gf"

 

[Knight of the Rope]

I'm trying to figure out what this app actually does in plain English but the web site is a bunch of psychobabble.

Here's some more psychobabble about how it works then.

1. Sample from a literally random set of GPS coordinates in the vicinity of the zoomer chump using the app (in the manner that @BlancoMailo described with separation between clusters and 'void' areas, but make no mistake, this thing is literally a random number generator).

2. Zoomer chump has already been prepped to freak out and overthink coincidences because all of the YouTubers and TikTokers he follows keep making videos about all of the creepy shit they find on their Randonautica adventures (and as we know, these content creators are honest hard-working people that would never embellish shit for attention and financial gain).

3. Further prep the Zoomer chump by getting them to focus on a 'keyword' before they make their trek. Since Zoomers are generally tryhard faggots, most of these keywords are either: (1) edgy-yet-statistically-prolific shit like 'death', 'pain', 'danger', 'blood', etc, or; (2) uselessly vague shit like 'happiness', 'joy', 'evil', 'love', 'futility', 'peace', etc.

4. Send Zoomer chump off into an area that they're statistically almost certain to have never been to before (this is basically guaranteed by the RNG. Most of us have very well-defined and small commutes and haunts that we frequent, so picking a spot on a map at random will almost always give you something that's not those).

So you've got a Zoomer chump:
- in an area that they've never been before,
- freaked out/excited to the point of delusion by the possibilities of this otherwise mundane experience,
- focused on some 'keyword' that they're promised that they'll find.

And then they, and their hyperactive imaginations, do the rest of the work. Oh, their keyword was 'peace' and when they went to their spot they found an empty aerosol can with a picture of a rainbow on it next to a flower? "Guys, this is a sign! It totes works!" Or maybe they wished for 'death' like an edgy faggot, and when they got to their spot an ambulance happened to be loading some stroked-out old guy into a stretcher a couple of streets over? "Oh my god guys, I... what have I done?! Never use this app! This is devilry! (Also like and subscribe and hit the bell.)"

It's actually genius. Nobody in history has ever gone bankrupt by betting on the faggotry of attention-seeking tweens.

 

[Vingle]

This involves actually going out, which is lunacy in itself.

 

[FatalTater]

Here is the only Randonautica video anyone should bother watching. From Hell on Earth

A REAL RANDONAUTICA VIDEO - Is it all True or Fake?​

 

[Moderna]

I tried it a couple years ago, no bullshit it led me to a psychiatric hospital. It didn't show the establishment name, just the coordinates, so I didn't realize until I was about to pull into the parking lot.