Let's write a Family Guy episode!

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PETER: "This is just like that time I got a job at the Funko Pops factory"

*cut to Peter straining on the toilet*

*Peter stands up and reaches into the toilet, pulling out a generic Funko Pop*

PETER: "Hmmm. Needs even less detail."

*a screaming Asian man in a karate gi does a flying jump kick across Peter's face, knocking him out*
 
My name is Brian. I am here to preach the greatness of Democrats, environmentalism, and atheists. Thank you.
 
Brian dies yet again, Quagmire inexplicably turns into a furry, fucks his corpse and uploads disturbing pics to a zoosadist discord.
 
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