Let's Write A Manifesto - The Kiwi Farms's very own murder/suicide note!

[Syaoran Li]

Only faggots and sailors like Rick & Morty though. Besides, real men like Sailor Moon, guys who like Rick & Morty are pseudo-intellectual bearded eggs. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

 

[Not Really Here]

But Kang is my nigger.

 

[kūhaku]

All right, the truth then. You're right about one thing... I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act '- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride." Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!

 

[Syaoran Li]

I remember what my mother told me on my 18th birthday. She said that "Hulkamania is straight-up crap!" and she said she was going to take the largest strap-on in the world and rape Michael Moore. To that, I say "Fuck Florida! Fuck Notre Dame! Fuck Tuna Fish! Fuck Spain! Fuck North Carolina! Fuck Kentucky! Fuck the Orchid Valley Community Church! Fuck the UK! And really fuck Nick Fuentes!" because to be a Groyper, you have to have dick cancer! My mother was a sick sadistic son of a bitch.

 

[Easterling]

Look at the picture, see the skull, the part of bone removed, the master race frankenstein radio controls! the brain thoughts broadcasting radio controls, the eyesight telivison frankenstein ear phone radio, the threshold brainhold radio, the latest new skull reforming retaining all frankenstein controls! Even in thin skulls of white pedigree males! visible frankenstein controls! Radio directional loop antenna. MAKE COPIES FOR YOURSELF, There is no escape from this worse gangster police state, using all the deadly gangster frankenstein controls. In 1965 C.I.A gangter police beat me bloody, dragged me in chains from kennedy N.Y airport, since then I hide in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen,, deadly gangster police and nigger puppet underlings spray me with poison nerve gas from automobile exhaust and even law mowers.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

it all started when my bitch mother shit me out of her filthy whore hole and then abused me all my life. in fact, every female I have ever met in my life has treated me like shit. women are all weak, dumb, dishonorable, insecure, useless, vapid WHORES with no values or morals of any kind. they only exist to be cum toilets and sex robots with artificial wombs are now making them completely obsolete and worthless. women get away with everything short of murder because of the ridiculous double standards in this society enforced by all the pussy whipped beta male simp wagecucks that run the world. they are about 55% of the population and spend about 80% of the money in America yet act like they're the oppressed minority because they are so physically and mentally weak. everything they touch turns to shit. every company, every government, every hobby, every website they get any control of is immediately ruined. just look at what Susan Wojkikey did to jewtube and what Ellen Pao did to Reddit. women are the ones responsible for almost all of the censorship, corruption, greed and lack of any kind of ethics in this world. faggots and trannies are no better, they are just men with female brains. all women are complete garbage and soon I'm going to take out the trash.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Remember, as a wise man once said "the CIA Niggers glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving. You just run them over, that what you do." And of course they had to kill him by running a train over him.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

here start off with this as the header “Hi my name is markiplier and i have some things that i need to tell you. Its the jews, ITS ALWAYS BEEN THOSE PESKY JEWS.” With this youll be remembered forever

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Ever since that filthy mohel snipped off my beautiful foreskin I've been robbed of the full sexual pleasure that is my birthright. Such indignity has stunted my mental, physical and spiritual development to the point where I've been unable to attract any sort of mate. I'm 4'9", 500 lbs, diagnosed with childhood schizophrenia, Borderline Personality disorder and Feline AIDS.

The only solace I have in life is bullying my retarded neighbor into having autistic meltdowns, although that often backfires and he beats me bloody while hooting ferociously like a bonobo.

And the kicker? The thing that really puts the cherry on the sundae? I'm a white Christian male: literally the most persecuted group on earth.

 

[KittyGremlin]

WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET

 

[Antipathy]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica; home of the greatest walri. I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all.

 

[Pygmy Giraffe]

Do it for her, lads.

And don't forget to subscribe

 

[Harvey Danger]

Americans are actually RETARDED from Religious Academia taught ONEism, upon an Earth of opposite poles, covered by Mama Hole and Papa Pole pulsating opposite sexes. The ONEist educated with their flawed 1 eye perspective (opposite eyes overlay) Cyclops mentality, inflicts static non pulsating logos as a fictitious queer same sex transformation.

It Is The Absolute Verifiable Truth & Proven Fact That Your Belly-Button Signature Ties To Viviparous Mama.

Life is pulsing opposite mirror Pairs, Death is ONEness of Godism. "ONE" DOES NOT EXIST, EXCEPT IN DEATH STATE. ONE IS A DEMONIC RELIGIOUS LIE.

Until you can tear and burn the Bible to escape the EVIL ONE, it will be impossible for your educated stupid brain to know that 4 different corner harmonic 24 hour Days rotate simultaneously within a single 4 quadrant rotation of a squared equator and cubed Earth. The Solar system, the Universe, the Earth and all humans are composed of + 0 - antipodes, and equal to nothing if added as a ONE or Entity. All Creation occurs between Opposites. Academic ONEism destroys +0- brain.

After 30 years of research, I now possess the Order of Harmonic Antipodal Cubic Divinity Life - too large for physical form, but Binary Spirit of the masculinity Sun & feminity Earth Antipodes. ONEism is demonic Death Math.

I have so much to teach you, but you ignore me you evil asses.

You will recognize 4 corner Days or incur Easter Island Ending.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

Ceci n'est pas un manifeste

 

[Barry Scott]

mytwistedworld.pdf

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

EXCUSE ME this is [current year] and it's about time we had a WOmanifesto.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I never wanted to write a manifesto anyway....I always wanted to be a lumberjack!

Yes, a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The larch! The fir! The mighty Scots pine!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day

 

[LazloChalos]

"The internet offers free pornography and wholesome violence, for every child there is I will."

 

[Nazbowlgang]

Write it in leet speak by hand.

 

[Syaoran Li]

NSA, I fucked your wife.

In the ass.