Let’s Write a Story Together Using Only Dialogue - asking kiwi farms to get creative is always a good idea

[Kornula]

"Can I at least watch?"

 

[CanonPrinter]

"Only if you keep your ears covered during the whole thing."

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

"Aw man you're no fun"

 

[Syaoran Li]

"Now I'm going to Emmett's Fix-It Shop to "fix" Emmett!"

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

"Sounds good. Just make sure to use a small incision this time. I don't need to hear about "jingleballs" again."

 

[Chad Holdenford]

"Hey guys! This nigga here has no balls!"

 

[Begemot]

"Hey guys! This nigga here has no balls!"

Nah. They're trans. Just like you're about to be, cutie! I need me a new trans hoe and your purdy mouth means you sure fit the bill!"

 

[Syaoran Li]

"There's some whores in this house!" There's some whores in this house!"

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

"You won't get anything done hoeing like that!"

 

[Kornula]

"You have to dig deeper to truly ..Ho"

 

[AssManWaitingInTheSkies]

I did not hit her! That's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not!.. ..Oh hi Mark.

 

[Kornula]

"That is it! Go to your room!"

 

[Liquid Kent]

"I would go to my room, but then who will save everyone from the Nazi Aliens?"

 

[Begemot]

"I would go to my room, but then who will save everyone from the Nazi Aliens?"

"No-one, there is no hope. The aliens will take over this wretched white supremacist planet!, we deserve it!"

 

[Raoul_Duke]

"Pardon me, but vhat do you mean, Aliens? Zhose are just ours."

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

"Mine are better than yours anyway."

 

[Begemot]

"Implying that you can own another species, bigot?"

 

[BallisticStylus]

"Yes, after all, niggers are 3/5 of human. Of course they are like dogs that you can play fetch with fried chicken."

 

[Jhonson Jhonson]

" Space niggas. Neat! "

 

[Syaoran Li]

"Yep, I've been drinkin' again!"