let's write Family Guy jokes

Fuck you jewish cunt

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So everyone here knows that Family Guy is an unfunny reference show that should've been cancelled years ago. However, after thinking it over, I think it's time that we test our skills as family guy writers. The job here is simple, just make a joke that looks like it came out of Family Guy. For example:
"Petah, you shat on a toilet and now we're in jail."
"You think that's bad? Remember the time I fought Donkey Kong?"
 
"I'd do anything to get out of doing a chore... remember that time Lois wanted me to do laundry?"
"Petah, where are you? It's your turn to do the laundry!"
"Be right there Lois!"
*lifts the background painting pushing a button*
*tube encircles Peter and shoots him out of the house*
"Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe..."
 
Stewie: blah blah something vaguely homosexuwhuhl
The Dog: pointless and forced reference about a 90s Democrat politician
Lois: something to make her a slut and a drug user
Meg: anything so that Peter can say "shut up, Meg"
Peter: 14 1/2 hours of holding his knee and painfully saying "ahh!"
Chris: Seth Green is the only joke here
 
"Hey Dad, remember when I said that the Jews, who are only 2% of the U.S. population, hold a strangely high number of powerful positions in the media, government, on the Supreme Court and in the universities?"

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