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Zeftax said:
I really don't understand this trend. You gotta understand this: girls are (mostly) people too. Talk with them as such.
I don't have any unusual problems talking with women, but then I do kinda self-select in that I don't often initiate conversations with strangers. So the only ones I end up talking with are the ones that do actually want to have a conversation anyways, or acquaintances of my already-existing friends.
I probably wouldn't want to have a relationship with one though, I agree on that.
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I'm being a bit silly, as I have no huge issues talking to ladies or whatever. I would say that a relationship with a woman would by a dynamic I'm unsure of though. Which, ultimately is a shame, as that means I will never have kids, as I don't think kids should be had outside of a more traditional family setup.
 
Tanuki Mixed Nuts said:
The amount of dudes I've seen who are "bisexual" but only date guys because of the ease of those relationships vs. ones with women ranges in the dozens.
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Relationships with men are easier. Relationships with women are more fulfilling. I didn't once have the same feeling of 'I want to marry this person' with a guy that I did with my wife even after years of dating. Idk it was just kinda a different type of love, I love my mother that doesn't mean I want to live with her and chrischan her, in the same way I loved my ex boyfriends but it was just different type of love that I can't explain. Maybe it's some pheremones maybe it's just my lizard brain saying having kids good or maybe it was because she did some bullshit magic period blood lasagna voodoo shit but there is definitely a difference.
Tanuki Mixed Nuts said:
I am scared of them irl
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If you're socially anxious or autistic or whatever then you know there are women that are the same right? I fucking love my autistic wife and she loves her retarded husband. Or just like talk to them. You're only nervous because it's new and new is scary. It's not that women are scary or anything it's that you are scared of them. I was scared of flying but I didn't just give up on my desire to travel and stick to going dogging in skeggy or some shit like that.
 
Dollar Store Crack Whore said:
Dicks are awesome. They come in all shapes and sizes, some are skinny and curved and others are fat and bulbous like a submarine. When a cock gets hard, you know that you've done that; it is a visible, tangible, solid object of pure excitement. An erection cannot be hidden, it will not relent, it will come back with even more fury if denied.

A cock is the barest and most blunt representation of male virility. It stands proud, tall, erect. It is the giver of life, the force which drives men to greatness, and the undeniability of it all makes it absolute. When a man is hard in front of me, I know he is a fag. There is no other explanation. A man's cock is a part of him, a part he treasures; one he has chosen to share at it's finest moments.

And yet, a cock is a place of vulnerability. It is something any reasonable man wishes to protect at all costs. You can take an arm, a leg; anything but the cock. The balls are soft, easily hurt, and exposed. When a man allows you to suck his cock, he is baring himself to you, showing a vulnerable part of his soul and absolute trust. It throbs, it jumps, it tenses and explodes; everything it does, it reflects the man's desires in an undeniable way.

That, my fellow kiwis, is why I love big, throbbing, juicy cocks.
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FarmVille said:
If this were true the internet wouldn’t be filled with teenage boys crying and committing shootings because they can’t get laid
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Have you considered for a single solitary moment that maybe the reason why teenage boys keep lashing out and going postal is because you keep raping them.
FarmVille said:
WTF tumblr short bus are you riding where all you’re encountering are dykes, fags, troons, and asexuals on a constant basis?
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The internet.
 
awoo said:
Please be gentle
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We all know you don't mean that.

souschef said:
A dyke's opinion of men has no value

You genderspergs are almost as annoying as trannies
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Almost?

Uber driver reviewer said:
Straight here but I agree that there is a certain aesthetic harmony in throbbing hard cocks.

Guys need to stop being weird and repulsed by dicks.
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All men are gay to a certain extent, specifically in ways they've never stopped to consider.

Getmeout said:
Continuing on from my last comment, 90% of abuse cases I have seen irl that weren't from fake reddit stories were between lesbians.
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Okay real talk but several dykes are fucking insane and genuinely horrible people. A few years back when I was still driving for fedex I saw a couple of them (fat and skinny of course) in a shitty car on a side street yelling at each other with some 60+ year old woman in the back seat and they start hitting eachother while stopping and going, the old woman hops out and starts power walking away with a shell shocked ass expression on her face and the lard ass gets out and yanks open the driver door and the skinny one accelerates slightly making her fall against the car and drag her foot so she starts wailing on the skinny one and then shoves her into the passenger seat and then hops in and floors the car and speeds away. I have no fucking idea what this was about or why the retards did it in public with an apparent random stranger in the god damn car with them. The bitches are fucking nuts.
 
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The Cringe Connoisseur said:
Okay real talk but several dykes are fucking insane and genuinely horrible people. A few years back when I was still driving for fedex I saw a couple of them (fat and skinny of course) in a shitty car on a side street yelling at each other with some 60+ year old woman in the back seat and they start hitting eachother while stopping and going, the old woman hops out and starts power walking away with a shell shocked ass expression on her face and the lard ass gets out and yanks open the driver door and the skinny one accelerates slightly making her fall against the car and drag her foot so she starts wailing on the skinny one and then shoves her into the passenger seat and then hops in and floors the car and speeds away. I have no fucking idea what this was about or why the retards did it in public with an apparent random stranger in the god damn car with them. The bitches are fucking nuts.
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I've also seen a lot of cases of heterosexual women being groomed by lesbians. I'm not trying to say all lesbians are bad, but there's a genuine issue with people assuming they're completely incapable of harm ergo some feel like they're vindicated in doing all the harm they want.
 
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
Okay real talk but several dykes are fucking insane and genuinely horrible people.
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I think dykes are more annoying than trannies
 
Getmeout said:
I've also seen a lot of cases of heterosexual women being groomed by lesbians. I'm not trying to say all lesbians are bad, but there's a genuine issue with people assuming they're completely incapable of harm ergo some feel like they're vindicated in doing all the harm they want.
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That's retarded female logic in general, not really all that different from the stupid cunts who attack men and then act surprised when they get hit back.

awoo said:
I really do, it's opening up a brave new world
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A brave new hoooooole~
 
souschef said:
This "tough grrrl" shit only exists online, and trumps the typical typical keyboard tough guy in the cringe aspects. Save the sucker punches for your partner, as you usually do
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You don’t need to beat your partner to be a lesbian, but you need to be comfortable with fecal smells to be a faggot.
Personally I’d rather be sucker punched than get someone’s poop on me.

Getmeout said:
I've also seen a lot of cases of heterosexual women being groomed by lesbians
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Again I am begging you to share how you know so many lesbians
 
Dollar Store Crack Whore said:
Dicks are awesome. They come in all shapes and sizes, some are skinny and curved and others are fat and bulbous like a submarine. When a cock gets hard, you know that you've done that; it is a visible, tangible, solid object of pure excitement. An erection cannot be hidden, it will not relent, it will come back with even more fury if denied.

A cock is the barest and most blunt representation of male virility. It stands proud, tall, erect. It is the giver of life, the force which drives men to greatness, and the undeniability of it all makes it absolute. When a man is hard in front of me, I know he is a fag. There is no other explanation. A man's cock is a part of him, a part he treasures; one he has chosen to share at it's finest moments.

And yet, a cock is a place of vulnerability. It is something any reasonable man wishes to protect at all costs. You can take an arm, a leg; anything but the cock. The balls are soft, easily hurt, and exposed. When a man allows you to suck his cock, he is baring himself to you, showing a vulnerable part of his soul and absolute trust. It throbs, it jumps, it tenses and explodes; everything it does, it reflects the man's desires in an undeniable way.

That, my fellow kiwis, is why I love big, throbbing, juicy cocks.
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You REALLY like cocks, don't you? I can't help but respect when someone has such passion for something. Don't get pozzed.
 
Dollar Store Crack Whore said:
Dicks are awesome. They come in all shapes and sizes, some are skinny and curved and others are fat and bulbous like a submarine. When a cock gets hard, you know that you've done that; it is a visible, tangible, solid object of pure excitement. An erection cannot be hidden, it will not relent, it will come back with even more fury if denied.

A cock is the barest and most blunt representation of male virility. It stands proud, tall, erect. It is the giver of life, the force which drives men to greatness, and the undeniability of it all makes it absolute. When a man is hard in front of me, I know he is a fag. There is no other explanation. A man's cock is a part of him, a part he treasures; one he has chosen to share at it's finest moments.

And yet, a cock is a place of vulnerability. It is something any reasonable man wishes to protect at all costs. You can take an arm, a leg; anything but the cock. The balls are soft, easily hurt, and exposed. When a man allows you to suck his cock, he is baring himself to you, showing a vulnerable part of his soul and absolute trust. It throbs, it jumps, it tenses and explodes; everything it does, it reflects the man's desires in an undeniable way.

That, my fellow kiwis, is why I love big, throbbing, juicy cocks.
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Oh look it's virulent anti-semite and Holocaust denier Adam Eget!

so when will we see you at the Queensboro Bridge again?
 
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