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Dollar Store Crack Whore said:
Dicks are awesome. They come in all shapes and sizes, some are skinny and curved and others are fat and bulbous like a submarine. When a cock gets hard, you know that you've done that; it is a visible, tangible, solid object of pure excitement. An erection cannot be hidden, it will not relent, it will come back with even more fury if denied.

A cock is the barest and most blunt representation of male virility. It stands proud, tall, erect. It is the giver of life, the force which drives men to greatness, and the undeniability of it all makes it absolute. When a man is hard in front of me, I know he is a fag. There is no other explanation. A man's cock is a part of him, a part he treasures; one he has chosen to share at it's finest moments.

And yet, a cock is a place of vulnerability. It is something any reasonable man wishes to protect at all costs. You can take an arm, a leg; anything but the cock. The balls are soft, easily hurt, and exposed. When a man allows you to suck his cock, he is baring himself to you, showing a vulnerable part of his soul and absolute trust. It throbs, it jumps, it tenses and explodes; everything it does, it reflects the man's desires in an undeniable way.

That, my fellow kiwis, is why I love big, throbbing, juicy cocks.
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Congratulations for being featured in the front page, sodomite!
 
awoo said:
The irony is he's not even fat any more and he was pretty good looking before the whole youtube channel

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If you're into a chin that's almost as weak and pathetic as the person it's attached to I guess I could see him being attractive.

souschef said:
He looks like AIDS now. Turns out that wrecking your own body with trash food for years and solving it through invasive surgery is not a very smart idea
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All the retard does is make a complete ass of himself and be an obnoxious attention whore and then fake cry for the camera about how "mean" everyone in his comments are, he's such a MASSIVE fucking loser. His existence doesn't even deserve to be acknowledged as there's absolutely nothing to this waste of space in the slightest. I've seen children who are more mature and competent than him.
 
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
All the retard does is make a complete ass of himself and be an obnoxious attention whore and then fake cry for the camera about how "mean" everyone in his comments are, he's such a MASSIVE fucking loser. His existence doesn't even deserve to be acknowledged as there's absolutely nothing to this waste of space in the slightest. I've seen children who are more mature and competent than him.
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It's deeper than that. I've seen very few people stating the obvious: nikocado avocado was a feeder fetish channel. The weird angles, the way he purposely jiggled the gunt in his "funny" bits. It was a channel for sickos into feederism to get off to, then get into his nasty OF stuff
 
souschef said:
It's deeper than that. I've seen very few people stating the obvious: nikocado avocado was a feeder fetish channel. The weird angles, the way he purposely jiggled the gunt in his "funny" bits. It was a channel for sickos into feederism to get off to, then get into his nasty OF stuff
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Oh i'm aware, doesn't change the fact that this loser isn't worth glancing at just like every other one dimensional whiny faggot though.
 
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
Oh i'm aware, doesn't change the fact that this loser isn't worth glancing at though.
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Makes you wonder if he still thinks this was worth it. He's 100% full of permanent health issues. Sucking out the fat won't undo the damage

Nothing against OF or similar kind of work, but some health detrimental fetishes, i think even lots of money will cover the complications on the long run. It's amazing how people disregard all common sense if that means they get paid
 
souschef said:
Makes you wonder if he still thinks this was worth it. He's 100% full of permanent health issues. Sucking out the fat won't undo the damage

Nothing against OF or similar kind of work, but some health detrimental fetishes, i think even lots of money will cover the complications on the long run. It's amazing how people disregard all common sense if that means they get paid
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He's always been a dime a dozen mentally unstable twink who's too stupid and immature to grow and evolve, the stupid fetish crap is just an additional nugget on the crap pile. The people with oddly specific fetishes like feet, feeding, inflation and the like are usually fucked in the head in some way it seems as they are often autistically obsessive over it.
 
awoo said:
Ok please post your any further sperging here https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nikocado-avocado-nicholas-perry.38422/
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As long as there's not that unappealing square fat man ass, you should be fine

Just eat less calories and hit the gym 3 days a week don't neglect squats
 
gagabobo1997 said:
What do we think about lightly chubby guys though 🤔
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I'm a personality man because being shallow is for women but of course there's always a limit, take care of yourselves and take some pride in your appearance. But typically you can be the hottest man/woman imaginable but if you're some conceited shit heel i'll tell you to go fuck yourself. And that's coming from one of the elusive "traditionally masculine and thick bodied" guys who worked out daily until his spine went out. I don't thirst after anybody and i'm not going to feed the ego of some basic bitch narcissist. Self respect and strength of character and a good personality trump being a pretty boy douchebag any day.

Also don't be one of those insufferable faggots who call being something other than anorexic "fat". Everyone hates those horrible scumbags.
 
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
I'm a personality man because being shallow is for women but of course there's always a limit, take care of yourselves and take some pride in your appearance. But typically you can be the hottest man/woman imaginable but if you're some conceited shit heel i'll tell you to go fuck yourself. And that's coming from one of the elusive "traditionally masculine and thick bodied" guys who worked out daily until his spine went out. I don't thirst after anybody and i'm not going to feed the ego of some basic bitch narcissist. Self respect and strength of character and a good personality trump being a pretty boy douchebag any day.
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Personality comes a long way but there are cases that can't be helped

no darkies!
 
souschef said:
Personality comes a long way but there are cases that can't be helped

no darkies!
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All that matters to me is that you're a good person, not a deadbeat parasite, aren't a loser, don't do drugs or binge drink constantly, aren't a complete retard, think for yourself, aren't an obnoxious flaming attention whore, have a good sense of humor, act your age, are educated and responsible and look after yourself.

You know, just DON'T be completely fucking worthless and strive to be something other than a cliche caricature of a gay man. It's baffling to me how many people fail to live up to the genuinely low standard of "just be real and don't suck". I remember the painful days of trying to meet a partner on gay dating apps. My fucking god those things are filled to the brim with worthless lazy retards it is genuinely exhausting. No matter how clear you are about what you are into and or are looking for the exact dumb fucks who you clearly state you are not interested in at all will still be the first to message you almost always with lazy shit like "hey" too. God I hate those simpletons. The troons of course are always going to ignore your profile and list of wants and preferences too because they're all braindead and entitled.

I met my husband purely by chance. If you want an ACTUAL relationships go out into the real world and earn it and don't waste your time with the mongoloids and whores on the apps.
 
The Cringe Connoisseur said:
All that matters to me is that you're a good person, not a deadbeat parasite, aren't a loser, don't do drugs or binge drink constantly, aren't a complete retard, think for yourself, aren't an obnoxious flaming attention whore, have a good sense of humor, act your age, are educated and responsible and look after yourself.

You know, just DON'T be completely fucking worthless and strive to be something other than a cliche caricature of a gay man. It's baffling to me how many people fail to live up to the genuinely low standard of "just be real and don't suck". I remember the painful days of trying to meet a partner on gay dating apps. My fucking god those things are filled to the brim with worthless lazy retards it is genuinely exhausting. No matter how clear you are about what you are into and or are looking for the exact dumb fucks who you clearly state you are not interested in at all will still be the first to message you almost always with lazy shit like "hey" too. God I hate those simpletons. The troons of course are always going to ignore your profile and list of wants and preferences too because they're all braindead and entitled.

I met my husband purely by chance. If you want an ACTUAL relationships go out into the real world and earn it and don't waste your time with the mongoloids and whores on the apps.
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God you seem tiring.
 
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