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All that matters to me is that you're a good person, not a deadbeat parasite, aren't a loser, don't do drugs or binge drink constantly, aren't a complete retard, think for yourself, aren't an obnoxious flaming attention whore, have a good sense of humor, act your age, are educated and responsible and look after yourself.
Fair. And honestly most people meet these standards, at least in my experience. You can spot trouble a mile away

I remember the painful days of trying to meet a partner on gay dating apps.
Yeah, you'll only find perverts and married men on those. Not to mention a potential violent encounter, as it's very common such apps being used by criminals to ambush people

Tinder's fine for this. People tend to behave better on there too
 
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When I look down I can't see my cock. Is that bad? Idk if I'm thin with a micropenis or fat with a fucking great big horsecock. It measures normally about a minute or two in feet.
1 - Maybe you're fat
2 - Maybe your cock fell out
3 - Maybe you just have bad posture and your gut is projecting forward

2 out of 3 are fixable
 
I need to work out more *sigh*
i understand appetite is largely genetic and my circumstances mean it's easy for me to twinkmaxx, but idk how people unwittingly eat themselves into being fat. just like, don't eat lol. i deal with being hungry often.
What do we think about lightly chubby guys though 🤔
it's cute. as long as the arms ain't flabby and it doesn't impact the face, chub is fine.
 
Dicks are awesome. They come in all shapes and sizes, some are skinny and curved and others are fat and bulbous like a submarine. When a cock gets hard, you know that you've done that; it is a visible, tangible, solid object of pure excitement. An erection cannot be hidden, it will not relent, it will come back with even more fury if denied.

A cock is the barest and most blunt representation of male virility. It stands proud, tall, erect. It is the giver of life, the force which drives men to greatness, and the undeniability of it all makes it absolute. When a man is hard in front of me, I know he is a fag. There is no other explanation. A man's cock is a part of him, a part he treasures; one he has chosen to share at it's finest moments.

And yet, a cock is a place of vulnerability. It is something any reasonable man wishes to protect at all costs. You can take an arm, a leg; anything but the cock. The balls are soft, easily hurt, and exposed. When a man allows you to suck his cock, he is baring himself to you, showing a vulnerable part of his soul and absolute trust. It throbs, it jumps, it tenses and explodes; everything it does, it reflects the man's desires in an undeniable way.

That, my fellow kiwis, is why I love big, throbbing, juicy cocks.
I once wrote a "book" called Severe Homosexuality in Applied Special Education. If I could travel back in time this would be the preface to it.
 
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