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[PandaChai]

Get a boyfriend dumbass!

What, so I can be tormented with desire in my own home? That seems like a less than ideal solution. Not that such a thing is entirely possible with my politics and inability to keep my mouth shut.
I'll look into the book though, thanks.

What's the reason for the celibacy? Religious?

Yeah, especially as it's currently Lent. Difficult to relieve oneself when struck in the mind by visions of the Cross or the weeping Theotokos.

 

[crackers breakfast]

no clue why im in this thread, but its an interesting read nonetheless

 

[souschef]

Yeah, especially as it's currently Lent. Difficult to relieve oneself when struck in the mind by visions of the Cross or the weeping Theotokos.

So you're a non heterosexual orthodox christian. That's rough. I've knew some people that had to go celibate because they were homosexual christians. As i'm not christian i can't really give you any insightful advice, but from what i know, catholic (and orthodox) priests are very understanding about this as many of them are in the same spot as you. You should speak to them

In the meanwhile try to find other hobbies that might occupy your head. If you have lots of sexual tension it's pretty tough to be online because you're constantly bombarded with stimuli

 

[synthetic_glazer]

Anyone know how to manage celibacy without going frustratingly insane? It's at the point I can't watch certain youtube channels† because the hosts inspire white hot piercing lust. And no, masturbation is not an option.
† Manuel Bravo

Without masturbation? That's hard mode but the main thing would be to distract yourself and keep yourself occupied. Reading something interesting, walks + audio books, hobbies are all good. Especially hobbies that take a lot of concentration like a musical instrument, if you play one. Piano is really good for this in my experience since I'm too small-brained to move both hands independently, read music, and think about unrelated things at the same time.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Anyone know how to manage celibacy without going frustratingly insane?

Idk how much it'd help for a long time but if I'm hungry I just have 0 desire to do anything sexual. If my stomach is complaining it takes precedent over my dick complaining. If that fails then cork.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

@PandaChai if you manage to cross the 2 week barrier things get easier. Not that you won't have any lust or experience general hornyness, but it gets easier.

 

[General Patton]

I like the pole and the hole.

 

[souschef]

I like the pole and the hole.

In my past relationships i've had my share of assholes

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

Anyone know how to manage celibacy without going frustratingly insane? It's at the point I can't watch certain youtube channels† because the hosts inspire white hot piercing lust. And no, masturbation is not an option.
† Manuel Bravo

Exercise. Can't jork it if you're perpetually tired and your arms ache.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Exercise. Can't jork it if you're perpetually tired and your arms ache.

You underestimate my power

 

[awoo]

In the meanwhile try to find other hobbies that might occupy your head. If you have lots of sexual tension it's pretty tough to be online because you're constantly bombarded with stimuli

Renounce worldly possessions and move to a monastery to be a monk

 

[synthetic_glazer]

Story time about my first real gay experience because I really like this thread a lot

Spoiler: TMI

I was 19 and I had been on my Love Quest for a while and one of my friends at college (a foid) suggested I try Tinder to find someone. I thought that sounded like a good idea and I eventually found someone a train ride away and we talked and seemed to hit it off. I was really excited to meet him and thought I had finally found my sweetheart.
He immediately brought me to his place, I had my first kiss and then about an hour of unsatisfying sex, then we cuddled for another twenty minutes until it was time for me to catch the train, he walked me to the platform, I told him "I love you," and he never messaged me again lol

I see now I may have been under some misapprehensions

 

[California Newt]

he is baring himself to you, showing a vulnerable part of his soul and absolute trust.

This is not true. This is often a way to have faux-intimacy while side-stepping honesty and vulnerability. I don't think it's a coincidence that a lot of gay men are confrontation-averse and not good at arguing.

Sodomy is often the dishonest man's poor substitute for debate. Arguing in good faith is where men are the most themselves.

So-called "gay sex" is for men who can't know the joys of arguing online.

 

[souschef]

I had my first kiss and then about an hour of unsatisfying sex, then we cuddled for another twenty minutes until it was time for me to catch the train, he walked me to the platform, I told him "I love you," and he never messaged me again lol

Funny, mine was like this but the other way around

So-called "gay sex" is for men who can't know the joys of arguing online.

Jokes on you, i'm good at both of these

 

[General Patton]

In my past relationships i've had my share of assholes

Clearly I have great taste.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

But girlcum? Oooh baby girlcum is a gentle taste, in my case it has more of the pure cum taste with the perfect lubricating feel

Could it be the pus?

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Okay sharing random bad dates sounds actually fun. These are over the course of like 3 years or so

I once had a guy I had been with on a couple dates who gave me an expired box of those snack sized doritos bags after he shot his shot in literally 15 seconds and he got tired and wanted to watch some fag show on netflix. I then forgot the doritos in the uber home. Oh also one of the dates we had before this, we ate out and then went for a walk but ended up somehow on a street where drunks/homeless were just laying in the sidewalk and we stepped on a sleeping guy on accident.

Guy I had been talking to for a while wanted to hang out, and he bought me a single pizza slice and then asked if I wanted to watch anime (without sound cause he had no speakers and his headphones were wired and only one side worked) before giving the worst head I've ever had for 15 minutes, after which I pretended to have to leave.

Gave a large chonker lad a chance once and he slept over after a date or two and snored so loud my roommates wanted him out. He also wanted to pour chocolate syrup on my genitals and lick it off

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Sodomy is often the dishonest man's poor substitute for debate.

Happens all the time. I'll just be talking about politics with someone in mcdonalds and get bored and start fucking the burgers. Idk have you heard of this niche site called reddit they fucking love gay sex and arguing online?

All of my bad dates were just because the people were fucking cunts. I don't have anything funny I just have yea so I dated this one guy that was a cunt and this other guy that was abusive and this woman that was just doing it because she didn't want to be alone.

I did get one message from an old guy trying to flirt with me randomly and I tried to get him to fuck off by saying I have ibs and he asked if I could shit on him while he rims me.

 

[California Newt]

Idk have you heard of this niche site called reddit they fucking love gay sex and arguing online?

Yeah but they're bad at it (the arguing—dunno about the other stuff).

I did get one message from an old guy trying to flirt with me randomly and I tried to get him to fuck off by saying I have ibs and he asked if I could shit on him while he rims me.

Why do people in this thread keep talking to me about poop

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

My worst date ended with making out in the car. I went to unzip his pants and suddenly I was hotboxed with a smell I can't forget to this day. I almost vomited but eventually rolled down the windows and drove him home, shaming him wth questions on how he could have such bad personal hygiene before a date all the way. Surprised he didn't neck himself when he got home, because I would have from the embarrassment.