LGBTQiwis

[Fishnumm]

November is the only time I can buy fresh cranberries and I hate that.

i live where there grown so i get em all year hahahahahaha

cranberry farming is cool there grown in like a bog (kinda like a swamp) its badass

 

[We Are The Witches]

Appropriate thread to ask this, if someone wants to answer: one time I was talking with some LGBTQ folk on Twitter Shitter, and they were arguing against the idea of having a "straight pride parade/event" on the basis that every day was akin to straight pride, and that heterosexuality is basically & metaphorically applauded every day. Something along those lines.

At the time, I personally wasn't against the idea of having such a thing if it complied with the law, as it's merely an event/festivity of something non-problematic (like they're not celebrating something illegal or immoral). As long as it doesn't involve negligent use of taxpayer money (or to the extent as its counterpart, a pride parade) if it does at all in the US (there is no parade like that in my city), and as long as it's equal or less obtrusive as its counterpart (e.g: permits it needs to close the roads & streets).

My point was freedom of celebration under acceptable or equal circumstances as Pride, regardless of how much sense it makes, but they insisted that it should be forbidden, due to heterosexuality being so ubiquitous. What do you think?

 

[souschef]

Appropriate thread to ask this, if someone wants to answer: one time I was talking with some LGBTQ folk on Twitter Shitter, and they were arguing against the idea of having a "straight pride parade/event" on the basis that every day was akin to straight pride, and that heterosexuality is basically & metaphorically applauded every day. Something along those lines.

At the time, I personally wasn't against the idea of having such a thing if it complied with the law, as it's merely an event/festivity of something non-problematic (like they're not celebrating something illegal or immoral). As long as it doesn't involve negligent use of taxpayer money (or to the extent as its counterpart, a pride parade) if it does at all in the US (there is no parade like that in my city), and as long as it's equal or less obtrusive as its counterpart (e.g: permits it needs to close the roads & streets).

My point was freedom of celebration under acceptable or equal circumstances as Pride, regardless of how much sense it makes, but they insisted that it should be forbidden, due to heterosexuality being so ubiquitous. What do you think?

I think you can celebrate whatever the fuck you want as long as you don't use other people's money and maintain a modicum of decency. I have much criticism against pride parades because they're pure filth and i mean it literally: drunken people littering everything, getting piss drunk and pissing on the streets. Some instances there's even used condoms on the floor and i don't think you should submit public workers to clean this crap. I've been called "self hate homo" by retarded faggots because i have this opinion, but i won't budge

As for "straight pride parade" the same opinion stands, with the addition that i think it's even dumber because it's done out of spite, like a little kid that wants to "get back at gays". Straight parade is literally SNCA. They can do it every day of the year for all i care

 

[a-Lager]

My workplace announced that they're doing a design competition for pride month variation of the company logo to be used in June. The caveat is that the designs must be black and white. How do you make a pride logo without adding rainbows everywhere? You can't even submit a logo with two men fucking because the designs also have to be family friendly. What were they thinking?

Fuck my stupid fat faggot incel chud life

You can copy Saints Row (the good ones)


Just replace XX with XY (and vice versa for the carpet munchers)

 

[General Patton]

I think you can celebrate whatever the fuck you want as long as you don't use other people's money and maintain a modicum of decency. I have much criticism against pride parades because they're pure filth and i mean it literally: drunken people littering everything, getting piss drunk and pissing on the streets. Some instances there's even used condoms on the floor and i don't think you should submit public workers to clean this crap. I've been called "self hate homo" by retarded faggots because i have this opinion, but i won't budge

That's been my problem with them too. I think those kinds of things should be about educating people about history, not using it as an excuse to filth everything up.

They are not John Waters and they'll never be John Waters.

 

[PandaChai]

I got banned from a thread for my defense of the stegosaurus. Such a fucking based design. Literally there's so much you can do with a stego you can hold it by the legs and use it's back as a chainsaw and if I was a dinosaur I would definitely be using a stego to saw down a tree. And it's got a cool tail. Like if you never imagined having a stego/ankylosaurus tail and smashing it around into shit like a bulldozer then you failed at having a childhood.

I've always thought of it that: You like dinosaurs as a little boy? Straight. Ancient Egypt? Gay. I am yet to meet a heterosexual male who has extensive knowledge of ancient Egypt.

 

[General Patton]

I've always thought of it that: You like dinosaurs as a little boy? Straight. Ancient Egypt? Gay. I am yet to meet a heterosexual male who has extensive knowledge of ancient Egypt.

I know one guy. But he's Egyptian.

 

[LovisXVI]

They are not John Waters and they'll never be John Waters.

John Waters also had an understanding of taste to even begin to contemplate the excesses of the tasteless. These people simply lack a sense of restraint and confuse it for debauchery.

I've always thought of it that: You like dinosaurs as a little boy? Straight. Ancient Egypt? Gay. I am yet to meet a heterosexual male who has extensive knowledge of ancient Egypt.

Well I liked both, so no contradiction there, though I was always more of a Babylon kind of guy.

 

[souschef]

That's been my problem with them too. I think those kinds of things should be about educating people about history, not using it as an excuse to filth everything up.

They are not John Waters and they'll never be John Waters.

My country hosts the biggest pride parades in the world. Yes, in the world

People from all countries come here for it. Is it for supporting any cause? No, it's for drugs and to fuck strangers while huffing poppers. I don't like it, i think we could do without. My countrymen acting like pigs already disgusts me, even more so when foreigners join it

I never attended one, never will. But sure as fuck saw the aftermath of it every year. Disgusting

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

That's been my problem with them too. I think those kinds of things should be about educating people about history, not using it as an excuse to filth everything up.

The circuit party gays just go there to have orgys, dance high on G and meth until 8am because its a reason for every gay person to concentrate in the big cities. Its gross. Apparently for the big ticket pride events its a competition to get floats, I just found it hollow.

 

[Agarathium1066]

I've always thought of it that: You like dinosaurs as a little boy? Straight. Ancient Egypt? Gay. I am yet to meet a heterosexual male who has extensive knowledge of ancient Egypt.

Well that explains me. I loved both dinosaurs and history. Egyptian history is fascinating and spans so far back most people don't realize it. In the distant past the other peoples could also say similarly because Egypt and the Nile has hosted many varying stages of nations.

 

[souschef]

The circuit party gays just go there to have orgys, dance high on G and meth until 8am because its a reason for every gay person to concentrate in the big cities. Its gross. Apparently for the big ticket pride events its a competition to get floats, I just found it hollow.

My government distributes condoms and lube on those events. Think about it for a minute

Taxpayer money at work

 

[LovisXVI]

My government distributes condoms and lube on those events. Think about it for a minute

Taxpayer money at work

Nuke Rio, that's all.

 

[synthetic_glazer]

I think the only way pride month could be salvaged is if it gave me and only me the ability to turn as many people of my choosing gay as I wish. I would have the white race saved within two generations

I've always thought of it that: You like dinosaurs as a little boy? Straight. Ancient Egypt? Gay. I am yet to meet a heterosexual male who has extensive knowledge of ancient Egypt.

Tutenstein was the shit growing up. And that Egypt level from the Jimmy Neutron game.

Would you say it's a fair assessment that Greek mythology is this but for girls? Seems like all of the girls I knew who were deep into Percy Jackson and shit ended up as lesbians or pooners

huffing poppers

I still don't know what these are. Every time I look them up to read an explanation, my brain glazes over like I'm trying to read Chinese. Aren't they pills that make your butthole loose or something?

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

That's been my problem with them too. I think those kinds of things should be about educating people about history, not using it as an excuse to filth everything up.

 

[PandaChai]

Would you say it's a fair assessment that Greek mythology is this but for girls? Seems like all of the girls I knew who were deep into Percy Jackson and shit ended up as lesbians or pooners

Afraid I'll have to let our resident sapphics answer that, the only lesbian I know is a family member who was super into fairies and horses as a girl and then became the butchest bull dagger dyke you can imagine. And before anyone quips, no, she wasn't diddled.

 

[LovisXVI]

I think the only way pride month could be salvaged is if it gave me and only me the ability to turn as many people of my choosing gay as I wish. I would have the white race saved within two generations

You fool, have to forgotten the old truism? ANAG. Doesn't stop them from reproducing.

Percy Jackson

As accurate to the myths of the Hellenes as Hamilton is to American history. Garbage series, yet another horrible special protagonist YA story.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

As accurate to the myths of the Hellenes as Hamilton is to American history. Garbage series, yet another horrible special protagonist YA story.

I always thought PJ was kinda shitty, and the author sperging out over Joanne the Troonslayer just validated my initial feelings.

 

[souschef]

Nuke Rio, that's all.

It happens in SP, actually, but agreed

Aren't they pills that make your butthole loose or something?

Yep, basically that, but they're not pills. I've never ever meet someone that actually used it though

 

[LovisXVI]

It happens in SP, actually, but agreed

Works every time. Since every Brazilian with internet access lives in one of three cities, you can get them to reveal which one by confidently asserting it's Rio, because no one wants to anyone to think they live in that hole. Unless they do, and in which case they'll probably agree it sucks.