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If you're gay, why would you listen to songs by pretty girl popstars? Shouldn't it be gruff men with a deep voice instead?
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It's still questionable to me whether men listen to female singers because they're attracted to them (e.g. a straightoid listening to Bjork) or because they identify as them (e.g. a gay listening to Charli XCX), or even because they DON'T want to be attracted by them. I mean if you had prime goonfuel blasting thru your headphones you wouldn't want to listen to that in a public place. And of course some men just put it as background noise and don't give a shit.
I mainly just listen to metal. The girliest shit I can bear is Avril Lavigne.
 
In all honesty I can appreciate the classics like MJ or Madonna. The modern stuff mostly sounds like slop.
Now let me sit you down and talk about Michael's PEDOPHILIA.

Also, why don't you like Prince, who produced classics like this:


Oh, I'm guess I'm used to sailors!
They still got water on their brains...
I think they got more water upstairs, than sugar on a candy cane!
You know it's been a long time - since I had a man who did it REAL GOOD
If ya ain't scared TAKE IT OUT - I'll do it like a real live nasty girl should!
 
Now let me sit you down and talk about Michael's PEDOPHILIA.

Also, why don't you like Prince, who produced classics like this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0aQndRqi3jE
Oh, I'm guess I'm used to sailors!
They still got water on their brains...
I think they got more water upstairs, than sugar on a candy cane!
You know it's been a long time - since I had a man who did it REAL GOOD
If ya ain't scared TAKE IT OUT - I'll do it like a real live nasty girl should!
Yeah Prince is nice and all, we had their songs in music class back in school. However nothing beats this masterpiece:
 
I remember a girl telling me that she was Nick Carter's "fuck box". This was in 1998, so take of that what you will.

ETA: this was also the summer me and my sister got our parents house to ourselves and this girl abused the international call, getting us in TROUBLE.

 
Dark Souls feels too cumbersome and slow. I get that actually using a sword or whatever would be slow and exerting in real life, but I play games so I can ignore real life. I'll play the shit out of Hyrule Warriors any day. Give me a power fantasy, let me forget I'm a fat chud who would take a full minute to swing a broadsword

(Tbh my first and only experience with the series was DS2, which I have been informed is a bad place to start)
 
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