Limerick Time

[Spunt]

There was once a lolcow called Chris
Who went from a Mr. to Miss
But his new lower section
Was just an infection
And now he can't stand up to piss

There was an ANTIFA called Phil
Whose smell made everyone ill
His sole contribution
To the whole revolution
Was to stink like a human landfill

A young paralegal named Greer
Would complain to anyone near
About how Taylor Swift
Gave his lawsuit short shrift
And he won lolcow of the year

 

[Tragi-Chan]

There once was a pigman named Phil
Whose crotch made him terribly ill
He collapsed on his back
Leaking pus from his crack
And then Toren went in for the kill.

There once was a tranny named Fire,
A pedo, a fake and a liar.
When called on his shit
He’d have none of it
But threatened that he’d soon expire.

Jake Alley would try to be cute
To help his career pursuit
He said “Call me she
(I hope they don’t see
That my face is so very hirsute).”

 

[Judge Holden]

There once was a faggot called Flynt
Who dreamed of being a trannified bint
So he ripped off his cock
Then put on a frock
and got assfucked by a guy with a squint

 

[Tragi-Chan]

There once was a lolcow named Tooter,
A foul-smelling garbage bin looter.
He’d often go wild
For a dog or a child,
That odorous old noise polluter!

There once was a troon named Labelle
Who told people “Je suis une ‘elle.’”
Though in photos she’d pass
As a slender young lass,
In person you really could tell.

There once was a model named Tess
At least a size 30, no less.
Where she walked, in her wake,
The ground, it would shake,
And the sidewalk would crack from the stress.

There once was a tranny named Terra
For whom trooning out was an error.
Since coming out queer,
He’d destroyed his career,
Though his face made a lovely bird scarer.

The tranny named Jon Holliday
From Twitter could not stay away,
He couldn’t not flirt
With a boy in a skirt
Automatically typing “I’m gay!”

 

[LofaSofa]

 

[Tragi-Chan]

There once was an incel named Jake,
Whose persona was totally fake.
Said he, “I’ll be killed
By the TERFs and redpilled!”
Said his mom, “Get a job, for God’s sake!”

There once was a lady named Wu,
Who stood at around six foot two,
But she’d made all her fame
As a woman in games,
So when asked about John she’d say, “Who?”

 

[Spunt]

The Redditors in KIA
Reacted with utter dismay.
The problem was hefty:
That some nasty lefty
Had taken their lolis away.

I gasped as I stared at my screen
Could I believe what I had seen?
That man DarkSydePhil he
Was grabbing his willy
And cranking it live on his stream

A Patreon scammer named Spoony
Told his fanbase that he'd make a movie
But now he's gone insane
And the chances of same
Are as slim as Eugenia Cooney

Onision hired a digger
To make his back garden much bigger
But Washington State
Said his work must abate
Now he owes them a very large figure

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

There was a Quebecios named Jean,
With re-tards he did get it on,
Though it's ethically questionable
To fuck the exceptional,
As it ensures dysfunctional spawn.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil always claimed that his stance
Was bashing the fash every chance,
But when there was violence,
You’d only hear silence,
And only smell freshly-crapped pants.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

There was a grifter named Zoe,
From fandom to fandom she'd go,
Her singular trick,
Was sucking the dick,
Of anyone who got her some dough.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Brianna Wu
There once was a cow named Brianna
Who jumped on all fads, saying "I wanna!"
She wrote a bad game,
And was never the same.
And nobody brings up her mangina.

Anna Johnson/The Fit Vegan Ginger
There once was a skelly named Anna
Who ate unpalatable things with banana.
She made awful food
And posts that were rude,
And still longs to eat heavenly manna.

Trans Lifeline (TLL)
You've heard of the charity TLL?
Its failures are documented so well.
They may help if you're troon,
Whether it's April or June.
And it's endorsed by Antifa Izzy-Hell.

 

[AprilRains]

There once was a blue bear named Dobson,
A blithering moron with knobs on!
Such a cracking success,
And he always knows best...
But his parents still think of adoption.