Line Of The Day

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1435504758 A moment ago The Knife:
   @ @Dudeofteenage, Let me free you from the hymen of oppression with enormous American cock of capitalism.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1435504758 2 minutes ago The Knife:
   @ @Mauvman Shuffleboard, There's already too much love for our fellow man in this chat, if you know what I mean.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1435269316 2 minutes ago ShavedSheep:
   A man comes home with a sheep under his arm and says "honey I would like you to meet the pig that I sleep with when you say you have a head ache." His wife looks up and says you stupid moron can’t you tell the difference between a pig and a sheep. He says "I wasn’t talking to you"

 

[Ariel]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1435747890 A moment agoCute Anime Girl:
   ears+tail arent furry

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5333.jpg?1433708479 A moment ago cumrobbery:
   This may be autistic, but what is the purpose of the line of the day?
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1435747890 A moment ago Cute Anime Girl:
   @ @cumrobbery, circlejerking
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1564.jpg?1435491373 A moment ago Unbovvered:
   @ @cumrobbery, documenting evidence of gaygun's pedophilia

 

[OtterParty]

A moment ago TheycallmeJudgmentBoy:
this should be line of the day

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1435747890 2 minutes ago Cute Anime Girl:
   @ @DeagleBoipussy420, traps and fags are fuckin hot

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4881.jpg?1433536116 A moment ago lipitor:
   @ @Glaive, whats the red name mean?
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1738.jpg?1430363269 A moment ago Glaive:
   that I own you

 

[Coster]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment agoHellblazer:
   LOL. Kiwi Farms is all he talks about most of the time

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment agoHellblazer:
   It's entertaining. He's just as much of an aspie as anyone

Mrs. Hellblazer on Hellblazer.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment ago Hellblazer:
   To be fair, Hellblazer is a very private person
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment ago Hellblazer:
   I don't think he even showers naked

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment ago Hellblazer:
   Glaive is sexy, for a young person

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1436132783 A moment ago Hellblazer:
   Hellblazer is gonna shit himself

 

[Le Bateleur]

Thank you based @Glaive

 

[EI 903]

None of this ever happened. All lies. I'm not married, that was Jace hacking my account.

 

[Trombonista]

Mrs. Hellblazer should just make an account of her own.

Anyway, here's my line of the day:

Don't these lookism/slut hater idiots realize that women don't give a shit about their penis size? We aren't fucking them because they're twats. Plain and simple.

They think that what they want in a man is what everyone wants in a man

 

[Watcher]

Mrs. Hellblazer should just make an account of her own.

She admitted to having one but that she didn't really use it that much

 

[YI 457]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3046.jpg?1434910713 7 minutes agoHawkerHurricane:
   so for my birthday I received The Complete Series of the Batman Series from the 60's.
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3046.jpg?1434910713 3 minutes agoHawkerHurricane:
   I got the DVD, I wanted the Blu-Ray though, but I don't count it as a birthday ruined or anything.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3046.jpg?1434910713 A moment agoHawkerHurricane:
   on a related note, I always thought "Terrible Tranny Twosome" sounded very much like a thing Adam West's Batman would say.
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3046.jpg?1434910713 A moment agoHawkerHurricane:
   like "Robin, to the Batcave, we must put a stop to that terrible tranny twosome."

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/6.jpg?1394010477 A moment ago Dunsparce:
   @ @Spelling Bee, Is there any way to make the arms field, and only the arms field, on the menu blue colored?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6547.jpg?1434406635 A moment agoTranhuviya:
   @ @Cute Anime Girl, please stop sodomizing people in your van.

 

[The Knife]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2397.jpg?1428015749 A moment agoASoulMan:
   "SHOVE YOUR TRAIN DICK INSIDE OF ME SENPAI!!!!"

 

[OtterParty]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENTERBOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[OtterParty]

@TheAmazingAxolotl on Phil and autismbux:

It's weird, really, Phil lives off welfare, is homeless, refuses to get a job, and is very highly racist toward white people. That doesn't make him a latino, that makes him a nigger

 

[EI 903]

Mrs. Hellblazer should just make an account of her own.

@EllaMental

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3046.jpg?1434910713 A moment agoHawkerHurricane:
   on a related note, I always thought "Terrible Tranny Twosome" sounded very much like a thing Adam West's Batman would say.
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3046.jpg?1434910713 A moment agoHawkerHurricane:
   like "Robin, to the Batcave, we must put a stop to that terrible tranny twosome."

This is pretty much exactly what I was going for when I renamed that thread. I'm glad it came through.