Line Of The Day

[Pandas Galore]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1448747434 A moment agoMauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
   @ @The Knife, Do you think there even are two tranny Muslim midgets alive today?
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1435504758 A moment agoThe Knife:
   @ @Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard, I'd google but I'm already on too many lists.

 

[ShavedSheep]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1446373878 1 minute agoNull:
   can you even imagine
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1446373878 1 minute agoNull:
   how many dads right now are so happy they don't have to care for their potato children anymre

 

[Cuck Norris]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment agoConnor Bible:
   @ @cat, I have taken a couple of psychology courses at my community college. I think I could have a reasonable discussion with her.

 

[YI 457]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1447617150 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
   @ @Fallensaint, I took this chick I was with in high school to an arcade on the first date and she said it turned her on how I beat people at tekken... I don't know if that means shes a bad flirt orjust autistic

 

[Null]

1. 1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1446373878 A moment agoNull:
      there's probably over a terabyte of pokemon porn
   2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1445281448 A moment agoClown Doll:
      Well, see y'all later.

 

[DuskEngine]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7259.jpg?1441422111 1 minute agoThe American Hedgehog
   posted a new thread in Christian Weston Chandler: FB 12/4 - Chris Experiments with Vibrators on His Breasts.
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1447617150 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
   @ @The American Hedgehog, YES
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1447617150 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
   YES
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/231.jpg?1447617150 A moment agoyawning sneasel:
   YES

 

[Joan Nyan]

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2930.jpg?1446615527 3 minutes ago Hat:
@ @DeagleBoipussy420, I like Phil.
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2930.jpg?1446615527 2 minutes ago Hat:
Don't go telling her I said something nice about her, though

 

[Hat]

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2930.jpg?1446615527 3 minutes ago Hat:
@ @DeagleBoipussy420, I like Phil.
https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2930.jpg?1446615527 2 minutes ago Hat:
Don't go telling her I said something nice about her, though

I am, of course, talking about Phil the beautiful latinx transwomyn. Not Phil the really annoying 15-year-old chinky zipperhead yellow gook Communist with no friends.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I am, of course, talking about Phil the beautiful latinx transwomyn. Not Phil the really annoying 15-year-old chinky zipperhead yellow gook Communist with no friends.

Say it to the zipperhead's face next time you sinewy spineless little two-faced faggot.

 

[Hat]

@Philosophy Zombie

I was, of course, talking about Phil the beautiful latinx transwomyn—not you. You're a really annoying 15-year-old chinky zipperhead yellow gook Communist with no friends.

 

[XH 502]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 2 minutes ago KatsuKitty:
   i was in an orgy once and it was during a furmeet at age 19. i had no idea what to do
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 1 minute ago IJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   @ @KatsuKitty, Touch the penises and you'll be fine
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   @ @IJustWantToSeeAttachments, no literally it was like
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   do i go here or
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   what about this here or
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   i didn't even count that as a sexual experience it was just me awkwardly doing shit
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 A moment ago KatsuKitty:
   i do not recommend orgies

 

[EI 903]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 2 minutes ago KatsuKitty:
   i was in an orgy once and it was during a furmeet at age 19. i had no idea what to do
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 1 minute ago IJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   @ @KatsuKitty, Touch the penises and you'll be fine
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   @ @IJustWantToSeeAttachments, no literally it was like
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   do i go here or
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   what about this here or
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 1 minute ago KatsuKitty:
   i didn't even count that as a sexual experience it was just me awkwardly doing shit
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 A moment ago KatsuKitty:
   i do not recommend orgies

Dr. Virgin, Professional Sex Therapist.

 

[GS 281]

I feel bad for @IJustWantToSeeAttachments, they seem to walk in on the absolutely most awkward conversations.

 

[XH 502]

I feel bad for @IJustWantToSeeAttachments, they seem to walk in on the absolutely most awkward conversations.

Just one of my many talents.

 

[bearycool]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1448622085 A moment agobearycool:
   @ @Huntin' Slash, I'm confused. wilchild is just gay
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7421.jpg?1448622085 A moment agobearycool:
   that's about it
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 A moment agoWildchild:
   ... I identify as straight but will accept I have some homosexual tendencies, but I'm not gay.

wow, that conflicting information.

 

[chimpburgers]

1. Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
   The rate of a thread with pedophile in the title turning into garbage is inversely related to how long actual garbage takes to decompose.
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1448747434 1 minute agoMauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
   You can accelerate the process by adding the lolcow itself to the thread.

 

[Dr. Meme]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1446373878 A moment agoNull:
   im going to buy a schoolgirl's panties from a vending machine

 

[bearycool]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1446379216 A moment agoRio:
   whoring is lewd and therefore abomination

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/17.jpg?1446379216 A moment agoRio:
   whoring is lewd and therefore abomination

What if you're a whoring abomination? Hey, Ovapositors make bank.

 

[bearycool]

What if you're a whoring abomination? Hey, Ovapositors make bank.

Well, then you would be whoring ADF. and nobody wants that imagery in their mind.