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[Trombonista]

I miss the days when he would shit on Twilight and then at least wash her afterwards. The bar's that low.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Nah. Just a guy who doesn't want to watch a bunch of ugly women doing shit they shouldn't be allowed to do anyway. Most of them are fucking ugly ass lesbians and since it's sports it's going to dominated by big ugly nigger bitches.

Thank you for your words of wisdom Ed.

 

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Are you guys trying to tell me that bathtub HRT from the internet is sketchy? I, for one, am shocked.

 

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I’m so glad I found kiwi farms when I did, peaking alone was never an option.

 

[Trombonista]

You know that feeling when you've got a handful of MATI rants you could blast out but all you should really contribute to the thread is to assert that the subject is fat and you would not have sex reproduce with them? I am overwhelmed with that feeling.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

I am not the type to laugh at people having Cancer but his gay obsession with Cigars make this a tiny bit funny.

This user is a troon who injects cross-sex hormones and is currently word-vomiting all over the Peak Trans thread.

Wait a godless second, does ultrasound cause miscarriage?..

The serial killer dead-eyed stare is so feminine.

Never trust a flashy cock.

 

[Meat Target]

"Subversion" is the last refuge of a bad writer.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine getting a call from a hysterical pixy screeching about perforated swimmers ear alcohol giving her lung cancer because she's poor and has a penis in her stomach.

I'd tell that bitch to call back later too.

 

[Trombonista]

Imagine being such an idiot you think after you miss the birth that a single flower and a card with one little line written by some sweaty guy reading off the order notes will suffice as a replacement. Even I know you better either send a Fedex'd handwritten letter detailing every nice thought you ever had about her or a testicle in a box.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I would rather be trapped in the middle of a twenty mile traffic jam on the New Jersey Turnpike on the hottest day of the summer, in a car with no air conditioning and the windows stuck shut, with no cell phone, no radio, nothing to read, and Chantal and Ralph in the back seat after they have had bean burritos for lunch than watch a Star Wars movie made by Disney's content mills.

 

[Trombonista]

Sir, this is a thread about a fat woman.

 

[melty]

Sorry, I'll get it more in line with Deep Thoughts subject matter.
I don't think dinsoaurs had feathers AND IT'S THE JEWS FAULT.

 

[melty]

I hate redditors so goddamn much. I wish I could be the dude telling them "here's the way to the showers" at Redditblinka.

 

[Trombonista]

Goddamn. I can't believe I've been following this shit-show for nearly a decade.

What the hell am I doing with my life?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"Selfish dishonesty" is such a made up term perfect for women. You can just imagine some fat feminist saying "when you cheat on me it's dishonest because you only need sex, when I cheat on you it's for my mental health".

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

God looks out for children and fools.

I got kicked out of my halfway house three times, knocked up a woman with severe disabilities the second night we met, became her full-time paid caregiver, spent her money on drugs, and missed the birth of my firstborn, and all I got was this shitty t-shirt Edible Arrangement.

Influencing desertlike dryness in vaginas since 2020.

I've reported each and every one of you. If she really is dead, you're all going to hell for your smug little jokes. For those of you who have any sense of decency, I've taken the time to write out a long and thoughtful post because I believe in the value of mercy.

Spoiler: spergery and truth on Proverbs

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I'm not about to shed a fucking tear for techbros in california.

Fats are objectively the worst race.

I prefer sand niggers to troons any day of the week personally.

I gotta say I'm on team muslim here, no muslim ever tried to dox me.

 

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Noah is fat and I would sell cocaine to him (to make him less fat).

I feel like I'm living in some deranged David Lynch movie.

HSTS? AGP? Both? Either way this is the most skinwalkery of the skinwalkers imaginable.

What kind of a 4D chess sigma mind fuck move is this?!

I can't say how I feel about this without fedposting.

This fat liberation sham is breeding such retardedness that I weep for our future as a society.

Slap a theatre kid, save a life.

Alex is a quasi-sentient tree stump and I despair at humanity that anyone has ever had sex with her.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

At the current rates of global retarding, scientists estimate that by 2040, the average American student will have an IQ equivalent to Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[AprilRains]

There are two Irelands.
Orange Ireland, which is modern, progressive, tolerant, empathetic and intelligent.
Then there's Green Ireland, which is a klan hood if it were high on meth.
Green Ireland stole me lucky charms from Orange Ireland, and we were too polite to take it back.

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Quick, someone tell him being a loving dad & caring for your child will make his dick look big!