Line Of The Day

[Maruukat]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   nobody wants to see the big guy get it up the ass
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   nobody wants to see either guy with body hair
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1288.jpg?1447736438 A moment agoDr. Meme:
   @ @KatsuKitty, then watch tranny porn you absolute madman

 

[Trombonista]

As my nigga Ben Franklin once said "In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes, and going ass-to-mouth."

 

[Pandas Galore]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8057.jpg?1444687967 A moment agoWildchild
   posted a new thread inOff-Topic: What do vaginas taste like?.
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   i'm going to choke wildchild to death with my socks
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 A moment agoKatsuKitty:
   brb

 

[Trombonista]

North Korea is like China's embarrassingly autistic younger brother.

 

[melty]

North Korea is like China's embarrassingly autistic younger brother.

I came here to lotd this

 

[Trombonista]

This new, updated wishlist is by far very responsible of Chris and is quite affordable in my price range. I am making a purchase from it right now for Chris, I hope he enjoys finding a big, UPS-shipped box of nothing underneath the tree this Christmas.

Remember, kiwis and cows alike, there is no greater present to be given on Christmas morn than disappointment.

 

[cypocryphy]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/real-life-experiences-with-crustpunks.15248/#post-1159746

 

[chimpburgers]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/115.jpg?1449484811 1 minute agoNight Terror:
   @ @Crickets, are you still here?
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2272.jpg?1433040990 1 minute agoAzazel:
   @ @Night Terror, She never leaves
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8306.jpg?1449460727 1 minute agoCrickets:
   Yes, yes
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 1 minute agoCave:
   black supremacy lol
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 1 minute agoCave:
   If only Dynastia were here.
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8306.jpg?1449460727 1 minute agoCrickets:
   On Stormfront 2.0 aka Kiwi Farms
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2272.jpg?1433040990 1 minute agoAzazel:
   I think Dyn has had his laugh at her a few times
8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 1 minute agoCave:
   @ @Azazel, I'm sure.
9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5551.jpg?1449892403 A moment agodollarhuviya:
   @ @Crickets, niggers
10. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 A moment agoCave:
    oh my
11. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8306.jpg?1449460727 A moment agoCrickets:
    Coons
12. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5551.jpg?1449892403 A moment agodollarhuviya:
    i channeled my inner null for that one
13. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8306.jpg?1449460727 A moment agoCrickets:
    Porch monkey
14. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6547.jpg?1444428208 A moment agoTranhuviya:
    Shut up gollywog.
15. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5551.jpg?1449892403 A moment agodollarhuviya:
    go eat some watermelons
16. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8306.jpg?1449460727 A moment agoCrickets:
    Lynch me massa
17. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1447959875 A moment agoDynastia:
    oh wow
18. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/115.jpg?1449484811 A moment agoNight Terror:
    @ @Crickets, wow! hilarious racial banter. thanks for sharing!
19. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1447959875 A moment agoDynastia:
    crickets is in chat
20. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/8/8506.jpg?1450510693 A moment agoCave:
    oh shit
21. A moment agoDynastia:
    hiiii
22. A moment agoPandas Galore:
    @ @Dynastia, call her an abbo
23. A moment agoCave:
    dynastia heeded my call
24. A moment agoDynastia:
    don't be awful
25. A moment agoDynastia:
    i like crickets

 

[Squealer]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2174.jpg?1450483818 A moment agoRonald Raygun:
   @ @yawning sneasel, it's called spoofing, S-P-O-F-F-I-N-G
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2174.jpg?1450483818 A moment agoRonald Raygun:
   fuck'

 

[HG 400]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 5 minutes agoKatsuKitty:
   it's now patently obvious wildchild is a dynastia alt
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 4 minutes agoKatsuKitty:
   i mean really at this point he needs to be permanently banned from the forum
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 4 minutes agoKatsuKitty:
   i'm so sick of all this shit
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 3 minutes agoKatsuKitty
   replied to thread Technical error: I'm unbanned from Deep Thoughts.
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/520.jpg?1427425107 3 minutes agoKing n Yellow:
   What if it's all a test @ @KatsuKitty?
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 3 minutes agoKatsuKitty:
   @ @King n Yellow, i can't make the link but i'm waiting for him to slip up
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 2 minutes agoKatsuKitty:
   i got my eye on yuo
8. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/23.jpg?1448052016 2 minutes agoKatsuKitty
   stares

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1448747434 A moment ago Mauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
   Hitler hasn't done anything wrong in the past seventy years. I think he's really turned his life around.

 

[Carlos Thin]

If you buy two bottles of wine, only the first one has to be good

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1517.jpg?1450240036 3 minutes ago Jon-Kacho:
   Ok lets play a game
   
   
   
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1517.jpg?1450240036 1 minute ago Jon-Kacho:
   Who am I: "sex sex sex gay sex fucking fucking sex sex"

In the true American spirit, we put this up to a democratic poll.

 

[XH 502]

Pandas is telling us about her brother

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1450801008 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
   He reminds me of a smarter version of Axolotl with more memes

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 1 minute ago TheAmazingAxolotl:
   Just fucking wow.
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1450801008 1 minute ago Pandas Galore:
   @ @TheAmazingAxolotl, Bitch he has a 4.0 in the B program.
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1450801008 1 minute ago Pandas Galore:
   You aren't beating that.
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1450801008 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
   IB*
5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1450801008 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
   idk if he's as smart as me cuz he can't be assed to apply it half the time.
6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1440033914 A moment ago TheAmazingAxolotl:
   @ @Pandas Galore, All that tells me is that he's a whiny rich kid who, along with his family, thinks a grade point average actually means anything.
7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4152.jpg?1416352842 A moment ago IJustWantToSeeAttachments:
   #shots fired
8. someone, archive this
9. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1450801008 A moment ago Pandas Galore:
   @ @TheAmazingAxolotl, Anyone who says schooling means nothing just did awfully in school and are trying to compensate.

 

[DuskEngine]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1447959875 A moment agoDynastia:
   @ @Valiant, what happens if you try to fuck a dried severed penis?
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2272.jpg?1433040990 A moment agoAzazel:
   we need answers
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/501.jpg?1446393748 A moment agoHyperion:
   @ @Valiant, since you have a large collection of dried penises
4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1447959875 A moment agoDynastia:
   we ask the expert

 

[Trombonista]

Lolcows Line of the Day:

I love it when tards preach about the virtues of eugenics. It's like the pot calling the kettle black and then shitting in it.

 

[CatParty]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/31.jpg?1448747434 A moment agoMauvwomyn Shuffleboard:
   @ @cat, I think it's sad that we have a longer thread about post ratings than we ever did on Chris's definition of spicy with regards to wings.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

@cat ur getting cucked again I hope you realize.

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1357.jpg?1448820362 1 minute agoFramerGirl420:
   I wish more guys would send me dick pics

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Sorry my mistake I just got my minecraft playing pedophiles mixed up, carry on

 

[RP 520]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1449515057 1 minute ago Coffee Overdose:
   An announcement
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1449515057 1 minute ago Coffee Overdose:
   I, do not hate furries
3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1449515057 1 minute ago Coffee Overdose:
   THERE I SAID IT