Line Of The Day

[LM 697]

1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   Why was male banned?
   
2. A moment ago - Null:
   He got kicked out for being a fat dumpy sperg

 

[applecat]

A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
@ applecat, u r prettyest ween

 

[LM 697]

Big surprise.

 

[Dormiebasne]

Disgusting.

 

[exball]

Quite the deviant.

 

[LM 697]

1. 1 minute ago - Connor:
   my fans were jerking me off.

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - KatsuKitty:
   and i wanted to know what buttsex felt like.
2. A moment ago - KatsuKitty:
   spoiler: i want more

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. 2 minutes ago - Ronald Raygun:
   1977 Debbie Harry was hawt
2. 1 minute ago - Mondo Zappa:
   @ Ronald Raygun, Hi Connor

 

[exball]

1. 1 minute ago - Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
   @ nsan, well, once you try dicks, you never touch chicks

Hi Katsu.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. A moment ago - Strewth:
   @ nsan, 'You were almost a Jill q-sand!'

 

[exball]

A moment ago - homerbeoulve:
Oh, in case that you don't know what country am I referring to by using the word Rooster, it's France. It's their symbol, I kid you not.
A moment ago - Mondo Zappa:
France does love big cocks

 

[Trombonista]

You are forbidden from saying Dude or Abide here. Dude is MY name and "Abide" is MY shtick, got it Gaybe?

 

[applecat]

Picketing maternity wards would be more autistic than picketing abortion clinics.

 

[Sexual Stallone]

1. 1 minute ago - homerbeoulve:
   Omae wa mo shindeiru.

 

[FramerGirl420]

1. A moment ago - Ronald Raygun:
   Can someone else host? I don't know whaqt I'm doing
2. 
   
3. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   this is like my grandmom with the remote

 

[Pikonic]

"This does not even deserve a Captain's Log introduction, because this is dead serious! The drawing I listed a few days ago, everyone on the internet... EBAY IS ANGRY AT ME! THEY'RE BLAMING IT AT ME! AND THEY BLOCKED ME FOR 3 DAYS!
It's my fault, I ADMIT IT! It's my fault! I want everyone to donate me

ONE!
THOUSAND!
DOLLARS!

I'll send in detectives, I'll send in police! I'll send everything in my POWER!"

And then, his door opens by itself. Paranormal Activity...

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

1. 10 minutes ago - Ronald Raygun:
   @ Hunger Mythos, Check Skype
2. 9 minutes ago - Mondo Zappa:
   @ Ronald Raygun, you have committed great crimes against Corgi Nation
3. 8 minutes ago - Hunger Mythos:
   @ Ronald Raygun, You've upset me greatly.
4. 8 minutes ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   @ Crazy Pacer, You're not fat in my heart bbe.
5. 7 minutes ago - The Knife:
   @ Ronald Raygun, you are no longer invited to any tea parties, mister.
6. 7 minutes ago - Hunger Mythos:
   
7. 7 minutes ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   Is he bullying the corgi queen?
8. 6 minutes ago - Hunger Mythos:
   @ Mauvman Shuffleboard, He's making me cry
9. 6 minutes ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
   @ Hunger Mythos, What's he doing? That asshole.
10. 6 minutes ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
    what
11. 5 minutes ago - Hunger Mythos:
    @ Mauvman Shuffleboard, He has stolen the name Dollars2009 on the skype
12. 5 minutes ago - Dormiebasne:
    jesus fuck ronald
13. 5 minutes ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
    i heaed bully im a bully
14. 5 minutes ago - Dormiebasne:
    you asshole
15. 5 minutes ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
    @ Hunger Mythos, GOOD
16. 5 minutes ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
    @ Hunger Mythos, Only one person can have a given name on Skype?
17. 5 minutes ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
    I HOPE YOUR OFFENDED
18. 3 minutes ago - Hunger Mythos:
    @ Mauvman Shuffleboard, I don't think so but I am spooked
19. 2 minutes ago - Mauvman Shuffleboard:
    @ Hunger Mythos, Reclaim the name yourself.

When I took the name - nonononono the title of Dollars2009 from Hunger Mythos on Skype

 

[Trombonista]

Seattle ain't like other cities, they have some semblance of community.

Here in LA if a wildfire were to torch up all of Burbank, Long Beach and Norwalk would find out three days later with a latte in one hand and apathy in the other.

 

[Mondo Zappa]

1. 5 minutes ago - Dormiebasne:
   I'm just wonderin' what that fox intends to do with all that semen.

 

[TL 611]

1. A moment ago - FramerGirl420:
   Tell me more about Jace's dick...