Line Of The Day

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  1. 5 minutes ago - Ronald Raygun:
    They also cause the dead to rise from the grave
  2. 5 minutes ago - The Knife:
    @ Ronald Raygun, brb, checking crawlspace
  3. 5 minutes ago - Pikonic
  4. 5 minutes ago - Ronald Raygun:
    Or maybe that's just in Canada idk
  5. 4 minutes ago - Hellblazer:
    Do Canadian zombies just apologize for the inconvenience and then rebury themselves?
  6. 4 minutes ago - The Knife:
    Must be, we're all in order here.
  7. 3 minutes ago - The Knife:
    @ Hellblazer, They just moan "Ehhhhhh" and people mistake them for Fonzie.
  8. 2 minutes ago - CätPärty:
    whoa
  9. 2 minutes ago - CätPärty:
    what if canadian fonzie
  10. A moment ago - The Knife:
    @ CätPärty, Canadian ZOMBIE Fonzie.
  11. A moment ago - The Knife:
    I'mma write a screenplay.
  12. A moment ago - CätPärty:
    "aaaaaayyyyyyy uuuuhhhhh braaaiiinnnsss eh"
 
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