Line Of The Day

[applecat]

What memes do to chris

 

[4Macie]

Line of the day: from @HipstrsGonnaHip talking about Marjan

 

[ShavedSheep]

From Teamspeak, on why they have higher ratings than me.
Shavedsheep: Yall have been shitposting for like 3 years straight.
Karen: Your entire life is a shitpost.

 

[John Titor]

Can't believe I found this now:

I do believe that there's nobody feeding him lines. Jury's still out on whether or not he sees words streaming down his sunglasses like a teleprompter.

 

[Trombonista]

Holy shit guys Holden has cameras wired up to every heterosexual couple on the fucking planet.

We have underestimated the influence of the Fuckbot D:

The fact that he masturbated his way to impotence actually makes a lot more sense now.

 

[OtterParty]

1. 3 minutes ago - Ronald Gaygun:
   >mfw broken teamspeak
   
2. 3 minutes ago - Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
   >mfw i want to rape my mom
   
3. 2 minutes ago - TheAmazingAxolotl:
   >mfw no wolf respect
4. 2 minutes ago - Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
   >mfw people dont respect my authority
   
5. 1 minute ago - TheAmazingAxolotl:
   >mfw i've got a near seven incher damn cock
6. A moment ago - Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
   >mfw people donate enough for an xbox one
   
7. A moment ago - TheAmazingAxolotl:
   >mfw mfw actually means my face when
8. A moment ago - Ronald Gaygun:
   >tfw you can't find that emote joey made of you
9. A moment ago - Joey Jo-Jo Junior:
   >mfw Chris post a new status update on FB
   

 

[ShavedSheep]

1. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2339.jpg?1406819225 A moment agoAbsinthe:
   I really want some FedoraCoins
2. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2339.jpg?1406819225 A moment agoAbsinthe:
   For tipping

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   Christmas has been nice
2. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   I'm on drugs.
3. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   Also, I got a new squeegee

 

[Fialovy]

1. 2 minutes ago - Dunsparce:
   Anyways, off to work I go
2. 2 minutes ago - Fialovy:
   @ @Dunsparce, bye, honey
3. 1 minute ago - Fialovy:
   @ @CatParty, that's just as illogical as the Flintstones Christmas special!
4. 1 minute ago - CatParty:
   @ @Dunsparce, bye, sweetie
5. 1 minute ago - Hellblazer:
   @ @Dunsparce, adios, pookums
6. 1 minute ago - God:
   @ @Dunsparce, Bye, sperg.

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Dormiebasne:
   Do you have to pee in a girls mouth to make babies?

 

[CatParty]

1. 4 minutes ago - BatNapalm:
   I remember there was this really scary gangster thug at my school who was 19 and a junior known as Jermaine "Poo" Dire
2. 4 minutes ago - Mobutu Sese Seko:
   like actual blood
3. 4 minutes ago - Dormiebasne:
   gross
4. 4 minutes ago - BatNapalm:
   I think he was killed in a shooting
5. 3 minutes ago - Dormiebasne:
   "natural causes"
6. 3 minutes ago - BatNapalm:
   his nickname was Poo but god helped you if you laughed

1. A moment ago - Jon-Nyan:
   On My Wedding Night, I Intend To Fuck My Wife Hard And Pump Her Full Of cum

 

[The Knife]

1. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/635.jpg?1394249359 2 minutes agoapplecat:
   Guys guess what I got for Christmas guys
2. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1419201668 1 minute agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   A life?
3. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1349.jpg?1410326567 1 minute agoCaptainDong:
   a laser?
4. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2876.jpg?1404829128 1 minute agoClown Doll:
   @ @applecat, You got...... A bottle of Gin?.
5. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/19.jpg?1418965716 1 minute agoPhilly Cheese Steak:
   @ @applecat, stuff
6. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3736.jpg?1419201668 1 minute agoTheAmazingAxolotl:
   A twelve-speed dildo?
7. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1937.jpg?1394490268 1 minute agoJoey Jo-Jo Junior:
   @ @applecat, jewgold?
8. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1349.jpg?1410326567 1 minute agoCaptainDong:
   a giant block of cheese?
9. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/3/3504.jpg?1411420338 A moment agoCotton Puddings:
   @ @applecat, a live cactus
10. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1627.jpg?1413846194 A moment agoZiltoid:
    @ @applecat, bobs clothes?
11. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1937.jpg?1394490268 A moment agoJoey Jo-Jo Junior:
    A cock?
12. http://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1349.jpg?1410326567 A moment agoCaptainDong:
    a holographic charizard card?

 

[applecat]

The answer was "obliterated."

 

[OtterParty]

1. 4 minutes ago - Connor:
   You know, I've been hooked on masturbation for about six years.

 

[YI 457]

1. 3 minutes ago - Judge Holden:
   oh niggerkikes. what i miss last 2 days?
2. 2 minutes ago - Pinhead:
   @ @Judge Holden, Tyce has a baby, Jace is now a Falconkin, and Chris shat himself and did something.
3. 2 minutes ago - Abilene:
   Desi and Lucy burn Chris' house, again
4. 1 minute ago - Pinhead:
   Shit, I forgot they were the names of the cats
5. A moment ago - Pinhead:
   I pictured Lucy and Ricky Ricardo
6. A moment ago - Abilene:
   yes, they are
7. A moment ago - Abilene:
   and they are cute
8. A moment ago - Pinhead:
   LUUUUCY YOU GOT SOME FLAMIN TO DO

 

[applecat]

1. A moment ago - God:
   Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus.

 

[Dunsparce]

1. A moment ago - God:
   Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus.

 

[applecat]

1. A moment ago - ChuckSlaughter:
   @ @KatsuKitty, In 10 years people will see why katsu wants to live more androgynously... but can they see why kids live the cinnamon sweetness of cinnamon toast crunch?

 

[CatParty]

1. A moment ago - Cute Anime Girl:
   
   
2. A moment ago - Cute Anime Girl:
   LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

1. A moment ago - Cute Anime Girl:
   
   
2. A moment ago - Cute Anime Girl:
   LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT

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