Line Of The Day

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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/25.jpg?1415796556 1 minute agoCatParty:
    guys CHRIS'S HAIR IS NOT BLUE
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2160.jpg?1437533026 1 minute agoRandall Fragg:
    Where can I get a chimpanzee? I want to release it in a trailer and film what happens.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2160.jpg?1437533026 A moment agoRandall Fragg:
    I'd need a way to take it down do it doesn't fuck me up
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2160.jpg?1437533026 A moment agoRandall Fragg:
    Because chimps are mean little bastards
:(
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/465.jpg?1434091920 A moment agoCuddlebug:
    @ @The Knife, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/line-of-the-day.247/page-346#post-860885
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1435504758 A moment agoThe Knife:
    @ @Cuddlebug, Dear Leader has emotional needs too.

  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 A moment agoMelchett
    is very stressed
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 A moment agoNull:
    @ @Melchett, come to the philippines
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 A moment agoMelchett:
    No
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 A moment agoNull:
    I'll pay you to be my live in maid
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 A moment agoNull:
    fuck you too then
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 A moment agoMelchett
    is very stressed
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 A moment agoNull:
    @ @Melchett, come to the philippines
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 A moment agoMelchett:
    No
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 A moment agoNull:
    I'll pay you to be my live in maid
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 A moment agoNull:
    fuck you too then
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 1 minute ago Null:
    at least when I asked pandas she negotiated price
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1390.jpg?1435504758 A moment ago The Knife:
    Why is Dear Leader not drowning in pussy with lines like these?
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/689.jpg?1401881316 A moment ago Satan
    slaps coolcats ass
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 1 minutes ago Melchett:
    why not just mug me
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 1 minute ago Melchett:
    NOBODY MUG ME THAT WASNT AN INVITATION
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4733.jpg?1435882568 A moment ago wagglyplacebo
    mugs mel for all her weed
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1664.jpg?1437681198 A moment ago RetardBus
    mugs melchett
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/737.jpg?1409340702 A moment ago Coffee Overdose
    mugs Mel
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/5/5753.jpg?1436734713 A moment ago Pandas Galore
    mugs melchett
  7. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 A moment ago Melchett:
    dammit :c
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/127.jpg?1436209581 A moment ago Organic Fapcup
    kills a nigger today
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 13 minutes ago Melchett:
    who the fuck is mr burgers
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4733.jpg?1435882568 13 minutes ago wagglyplacebo:
    @ @Melchett, a autistic man that reviews burgers
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 12 minutes ago Melchett:
    KATSU are you still here
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 12 minutes ago Melchett:
    wait why the fuck would we need to verify him
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/61.jpg?1433577109 12 minutes ago Melchett:
    whos gonna impersonate an autistic burger reviewer
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4733.jpg?1435882568 A moment ago wagglyplacebo:
    @ @CompyRex, I WANNA BE TOP
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4733.jpg?1435882568 A moment ago wagglyplacebo:
    U WANT DO IT RAW
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/5.jpg?1437504094 A moment ago CompyRex:
    @ @wagglyplacebo, I'm not gay or anything, I'm just sayin
 
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  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1428081912 A moment agoDynastia:
    @ @Coffee Overdose, remember that loneliness is to help you discover who you are, and encourage you to stop looking outside yourself for a sense of self-worth. i love you, friend.
 
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 10 minutes ago Null:
    nsfw, just wanted to share a picture of this girl's butthole
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1436649429 10 minutes ago Null:
    thank me later
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2272.jpg?1433040990 9 minutes ago Azazel:
    @ @Null, Not a bad butthole.
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/127.jpg?1436209581 9 minutes ago Organic Fapcup:
    @ @Null, cool
  5. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/8.jpg?1437473756 9 minutes ago Alan Pardew:
    @ @Null, ok
  6. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4881.jpg?1433536116 7 minutes ago lipitor:
    @ @Null, I KNOW THAT BUTTHOLE
 
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