TGWTG Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug - HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

[Jason Blaha's Hat]

I have acquired copies of Lewis Lovhaug's books from the mid-2000s. They have been described to me as "rape fanfic". I don't read books or rape fanfic, so if any literary person interested in rape fanfic and/or Linkara's literary creations would like to scan these for facsimiles, please go ahead.

... RAPE RAPE ON THE FIRST FUCKIN DATE

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Replace the battery on your fire alarm.

You heard something there?

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Wait is that a protagonist whose saying those lines or an antagonist?

It's the edgelord bad guy 'Destroyer' who killed his prostitute mother and calls women breeding horses.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Tempted to do a dramatic reading of this editorial prologue from the beginning of "Yesterday Lulu"

This is retarded from start to finish.

... tl;dr people were not happy about all the rape, also soyboy references because soy

 

[Suburban Bastard]

689 pages of this autism btw.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Tempted to do a dramatic reading of this editorial prologue from the beginning of "Yesterday Lulu"

This is retarded from start to finish.

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"some people were complaining about too much swearing so I toned it down in the later books. there were also complains the rape scenes weren't realistic enough"

 

[PhoBingas]

"Two Kikrens?! That's robbery, sir!" Rain Vendre shouted. "Take it or leave it, madam. You shall find no finer Illician dust than mine. Took it from the mines of the sixth Sondok Mountain when I was a miner there. There's barely any sorcery or magic use in Irisale, or ANY town in Terlough, for that matter, which is one of the contributing factors to my departure from my beloved homelands. A profit was better made through sales here in the ANM than Terlough."

So in Chapter 2 he gets transported to a magical realm. Is it power-leveling if I think this is a poorly veiled Baulder's Gate fanfic?

*Edit - Not sure if it's Forgotten Realms fanfiction or his own 'tism at work. Two chapters into the Angel Armor ''book'' and so far nothing too greasy has happened but I'm just skimming for my own sanity.

 

[Bec]

I have acquired copies of Lewis Lovhaug's books from the mid-2000s. They have been described to me as "rape fanfic". I don't read books or rape fanfic, so if any literary person interested in rape fanfic and/or Linkara's literary creations would like to scan these for facsimiles, please go ahead.

I've wanted to read those things for awhile thanks null.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Tempted to do a dramatic reading of this editorial prologue from the beginning of "Yesterday Lulu"

This is retarded from start to finish.

... tl;dr people were not happy about all the rape, also soyboy references because soy
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I can practically hear Linkara's voice reading that disclaimer.

"some people were complaining about too much swearing so I toned it down in the later books. there were also complains the rape scenes weren't realistic enough"

Reminds me when Scott Lynch had a letter that condemned his characters swearing and not the graphic ultra-violence.

 

[TV's Adam West]

KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

the RAPE RAPE scenes on the second book (out of order, maybe?)
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I got bored while reading the first book.
Honestly, the rape scenes are the most bearable bits. Reading his writing is such a drag. He keeps starting each sentience with the same word; that word usually being Louis, because of course Linkara had to write about himself.

His writing also lacks any emotive writing and is very non descriptive.Actually I kinda lied about being non describtive the only problem is that he mostly describes shit you don't care for or drescribes thing retardey, pick your poison.

The rape scenes are only 'good' in the sense that disgust is the only emotion you will feel other than sheer apathy.

Í-It's Lord Lightbringer's 10 rapes a paragraph technique!

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Null, you beautiful dog-person, you've made my fucking year. I've been wanting to read these for ages!

... So he's got a self insert character I think. Louis. Who is this Trevor guy? A friend? A CA insert? Iron Liz? I'm choosing to believe it's Trevor Phillips from GTA 5.


*Edit to fix paragraphs in quote

These books were WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before he met Iron Liz. Could be an IRL friend, who knows, could just be a made-up character.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Tempted to do a dramatic reading of this editorial prologue from the beginning of "Yesterday Lulu"

This is retarded from start to finish.

... tl;dr people were not happy about all the rape, also soyboy references because soy
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Aw but Ready Player One beat you to the punch

 

[Neko GF]

In addition to the rape shit, there's also the usual awful fanfic tier writing:

 

[Robert James]

You heard something there?

Yeah it's either a carbon dioxide detector or a fire alarm letting you know they are low on battery. If you go forward doing gods work and narrating Linkaras masterpieces your going to want to fix it. It's going to drive the autist on this site, me included, mad. That being said

 

[Ghostse]

I regret downloading this fucking trash

From "Cassandra Conflict"
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What did he mean by this?

Middle paragraph literally ripping off Brave New World.
A shameful nigga.

 

[Heckler1]

In addition to the rape shit, there's also the usual awful fanfic tier writing:
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So if his self insert is a reflection of the real man, he wants to fuck 15 year old catgirls? Man, he really has changed since his gay muppet gangbang days.

 

[A Random]

Does this fucker literally not try to have his paragraphs straightened and instead posted it in default alignment? What a failure.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Linkara should have stuck with M rated fanfiction. At least then, you’d have a believable excuse of “catering to a specific fanbase” and any things you’d use would be “what other fics in the fandom do in their smut”.

 

[Lmove]

Old man wants to kill himself because Linkara couldn't save his daughter from the big rape.

Linkara totally got owned man, its not like its a humiliation fetish or anything.

Spoiler: oh shit!

BOIS RUN!