Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

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Talk about human rights but don't be such a blatant hypocritical faggot to then have your own merchandise be made almost exclusively in Chyna, to such a degree that you have to buy authenticity equipment for your merchandise team to verify the chicoms aren't ripping you off.
 
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Truly a whale lan
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I wonder how much it costs for redbull to show up at your event these days.
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they're only expecting 60% of the profit from the last 12 months
Never much seen the point in that screwdriver. Just buy a fucking Wera, or a Snap-On if you’re feeling flush. They’d have to sell tens of thousands of the damn things to cover two years spent fingering their own arseholes reinventing the wheel.

Also can’t envision a worse time to drop millions on real estate at a market peak during the middle of a recession, where the U.S. economy is contracting 1-2% a month which will torpedo marketing bucks and disposable income, while China is in the midst of a rapidly imploding housing bubble, and there may well be a lot of Chinese who need to liquidate some assets when the real estate they bought is in a city whose economy is driven by Chinese capital flight.

Fucking big brain moves all round.
YouTube ad revenue increased last quarter by ~5% year over year:
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YouTube Premium also grew:
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Maybe his third-party sponsors aren't as willing to buy ads anymore? I wonder if the conversion rate on those ads is good.
 
I wonder how much it costs for redbull to show up at your event these days.
Last time I checked, it was free but there were some minor conditions attached i.e. minimum event size.
Back in the '00s, I was involved with running LAN parties. Back then, Red Bull had a promotions team who'd come out in a modified Mini and a couple of thotty types would hand out free Red Bull. I forget the set-up process as someone else booked the RB promo girls for each LAN party, but I remember they only started sending people down once our parties were attracting 50+ attendees per event.
 
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The last lan party I heard about which was in mid 00's. Was just over shadowed with rumors of dudes trading porn.
In the 90's porn trading was always going on. It wasn't trading as much as a lot of people just sharing their folders on the network. But it was a time when a porn collection was 78 jpegs and a 2 minute vivo clip.
 
In the 90's porn trading was always going on. It wasn't trading as much as a lot of people just sharing their folders on the network. But it was a time when a porn collection was 78 jpegs and a 2 minute vivo clip.
this. zoomers don't know how life was without the internet, clicking through some PCs and finding someone's shared porn stash was the highlight of the whole weekend. bonus point for someone just sharing his whole pc without write protection. imagine someone's desktop folder becoming a toilet stall wall with shitposting and you're not far off.

The last lan party I heard about which was in mid 00's. Was just over shadowed with rumors of dudes trading porn.
last report from some mates of a 200 people lan-party around 2010 was it was literally filled with 16-20yo playing dota while with volleyball and bbq on the side. ports were probably all blocked too, can't have people share stuff or something...
 
Has Linus even done an unboxing recently? That's the Linus I remember and liked - the one who insisted on shoving two fingers in case rubber grommets when those first started coming out around 2010 or so.

And speaking of that era, anyone remember 3DGAMEMAN?
last report from some mates of a 200 people lan-party around 2010 was it was literally filled with 16-20yo playing dota while with volleyball and bbq on the side. ports were probably all blocked too, can't have people share stuff or something...
That sounds like a South East Asian internet cafe. No volleyball though, and the bbq would be some cheap (but a lot of times passable) rice bowl with some fried meat toppings. Despite all the taint sweat and those gaming chairs, it still somehow manages to smell like a cab with a smoking driver.
 
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I don't watch YouTubers. As said before, I was a much bigger fan of sites like JonnyGuru that really dove into the nuts and bolts.

But short attention spans killed that off. If there was a channel that broke cards down piece by piece that could be interesting.
You will like Hardware Busters International. One of my favorite channels. The guy is a real-deal electrical engineer and his PSU reviews are JG-tier. In fact, he is the same guy that does the good technical reviews for Tom's and TPU, and has been for years, was doing it concurrently with JG.


I want to point out that in addition to what was said here about Linus' embarrassing lack of technical competence, there is one (and only one) linus video that was actually good.


In this video he rants about the paint used in his new elliott rodger farmhouse. Shockingly, the information was extremely technically detailed, presented competently and understandably and also interesting. To be clear, I would watch Linus Paint Tips. I will NEVER watch Linus Tech Tips.


Bonus comment, of all the asiatics in the world he could have ejaculated into, why did he pick one with the the horrifying insectoid phenotype?

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She looks like she's from an A Wyatt Mann cartoon
 
Talk about human rights but don't be such a blatant hypocritical faggot to then have your own merchandise be made almost exclusively in Chyna, to such a degree that you have to buy authenticity equipment for your merchandise team to verify the chicoms aren't ripping you off.
The human rights talk is always such a eye rolling thing for people to talk about. Especially when it comes from soy filled bougie's like Linus. They really should qualify what human rights they are talking about. Because Linus is not thinking about the 10 year old Chinese kid who is going to get mashed up in the machines that make his screwdriver. They are talking about the "human rights" of trannys and gays and all the in vogue North American politics. Linus can sleep at night knowing his screw drivers and hoodies are made on the back of 3rd world suffering. But fucking gay cakes and missgendering is plaguing his nightmares.
 
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Linus is forced to tape over his light switches because he bought gay "Motion Sensor" switches, now he's having to create custom z-wave code using his employees (manslave) to separate the motion sensor function from the normal switch.
He ended up spending 50 bucks a pop on these retarded things.
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Reminder that "smart lights" are a dumb trend for teenage girls and no electrician uses this shit for a reason.
I watched the rant he did about light switches because i have light switch autism.

1- LOL @ him shitting on Lutron. Lutron is the toppest of top tier for normal home use and their Caseta IOT line is the least obnoxious of all options. Legrand is trying to carve out a mket for the higher end, but if you want to spend legrand money, you really should be looking into Lutron architectural or control+ line. You could also do philips hue and keep existing dumb switches for 90% of your house.

2- Most of his automation needs could be served with cheap 25$ Lutron occupancy sensor switches/dimmers. There is an option to make them not light when ambient light level is high. If they trigger too quickly or are too sensitive, you can shut them off within 1-2 seconds of lighting and gradually the switch lowers sensitivity.

Those GE switches used to be good, but the entire line was sold to a third party years ago, and they just license GE name/logo because CHING CHONG HONGGUA ELECTRIC doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
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You will like Hardware Busters International. One of my favorite channels. The guy is a real-deal electrical engineer and his PSU reviews are JG-tier. In fact, he is the same guy that does the good technical reviews for Tom's and TPU, and has been for years, was doing it concurrently with JG.


I want to point out that in addition to what was said here about Linus' embarrassing lack of technical competence, there is one (and only one) linus video that was actually good.


In this video he rants about the paint used in his new elliott rodger farmhouse. Shockingly, the information was extremely technically detailed, presented competently and understandably and also interesting. To be clear, I would watch Linus Paint Tips. I will NEVER watch Linus Tech Tips.


Bonus comment, of all the asiatics in the world he could have ejaculated into, why did he pick one with the the horrifying insectoid phenotype?

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She looks like she's from an A Wyatt Mann cartoon

I bet she forces him down by his neck, donkey punches him while raping his mouth when her muff.
 
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