Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

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Chris Mclean said:
I didn't i took it from reddit. Listen im not using twitter search if i don't have to. If a censored screenshot is avilable with all of the necessary info why not just use that one?
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Please be patient, I have autism.
Chris Mclean said:
Even the head support guy dosen't deny its minimum 2 weeks reply time and thats before the backpack or the screwdriver. Just brutal...
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Nick Light is the COO apparently! But LMG is such a ghetto operation that it seems to be a fancy title for the helpdesk whipcracker.
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1200 tickets is absolutely brutal. During my helpdesk days, I temp'd at a place that had ~1800 open and even with 16 people, it took months to clear the backlog.
LMG has 2 CS people
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Good luck to these guys. The queue is going to be apocalyptic when (if?) those backpacks start shipping and if Linus had any sense, he'd be hiring more CS people right fucking now. To Linus' credit, they do have an open CS position:
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A bit of a bizarre ad. CS jobs are usually sitting on your ass but they want you driving around picking shit up? Do the logistics guys basically use the CS guys as couriers? No wonder they can't get shit done.
Chris Mclean said:
Unless you cry on twitter at which case you will jump ahead of the cue!
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Having your boss delegate jobs to you via Twitter sounds like absolute hell and it's unbelievably unprofessional. How the hell does Linus tolerate his monkeys acting in this manner?

1200 tickets "most of them from the last week" and that's just an average week given the backpacks won't ship until late September. They're either shifting mad volume or they're fucking up big time.

Graph time!
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Wait what? Enhance!
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Oh dear. I guess it would've been good to have a formal warranty policy, eh? CSV attached with dates parsed this time.
 

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Nabeshin said:
Guys, get ready for a new wave of Linus Rant Tips today:

link: https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1557243682239066112

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My opnion: Probably nothing would happen as I don't think Linus has the balls to cheat on his wife but it still sketchy to ask her to visit his hotel later at night instead of somewhere else.
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https://archive.ph/uUJct (Main Tweet)
https://archive.ph/qzPSY (Group Chat tweet)

Remember to archive your shit just in case anything happens
 
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Nabeshin said:
Guys, get ready for a new wave of Linus Rant Tips today:

link: https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1557243682239066112

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My opnion: Probably nothing would happen as I don't think Linus has the balls to cheat on his wife but it still sketchy to ask her to visit his hotel later at night instead of somewhere else.
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Why doesn’t she ask Timaz for more money? Wait, she can’t because she barely speaks English and Timaz actually wrote that tweet.

“She” didn’t want to meet up with Linus because she’d be exposed as being the exploited Chinese girlfriend of a crazy roid-addicted White manlet.

It’s not sketchy to ask someone to meet in a hotel, especially when you’re visiting their city. Note that she says “hotel” not “hotel room”. Linus probably didn’t want to venture into a strange city at night and asked her to meet in the hotel lobby/business center. It’s also odd that she shows a message from Linus asking if she uses hangouts but not a message saying “come to my hotel room for Floatplane”. My guess is this never happened.
 
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Either the customer service is being flooded with fans who basically just want an interaction with anyone at LTT or the store is completely failing at being set up to process orders after at least five years of doing this. 1200 CS emails in a day doesn’t seem right for a company the size of LTT. If the ticket system isn’t showing a difference between order status or refund/broken item they’re doing something wrong.

One of the CS people was even given a free intel upgrade recently too, maybe work from home or the weekends in between pornhub sessions.
 
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Guys, get ready for a new wave of Linus Rant Tips today:
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Going to have to press X to Doubt on this one. This is the screenshot from the /g/ thread (archive) she linked
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Not only is this shit old news but Linus' response makes sense and there's literally no evidence whatsoever he tried to do anything. Why the hell would he fuck some stupid Chinese bitch when he's already got one at home and she's the CFO? Quote from the OP of the /g/ thread
The bag thing is clearly manufactured drama designed to distract from the fact that Linus tried to pull a Weinstein on Naomi Wu.
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Au contraire, wouldn't a completely retarded sex scandal literally nobody (especially his fans) will believe be a perfect distraction from the bag drama?
mandatorylurk said:
1200 CS emails in a day
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It was 1200 pending tickets with most being from "this week". So maybe 1000 a week? Still, I would've expected a 1000 a month at most. There's no way they're moving the kind of volume for this to be normal background noise, something is seriously wrong with their e-commerce business.
 
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Falcos_Commisar said:
Lol he wanted to smash the CCP apologist with massive fake tits
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Whoa whoa hold it there. We all know the Sexy cyborg character is actually run by an American expat called Timaz. Are we sure that's not him projecting his gay love for Linus? He's a bald, short man with a bimbo fetish so that only seems apt.
 
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Flaming Dumpster said:
Do the logistics guys basically use the CS guys as couriers? No wonder they can't get shit done
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Their “Logistics” doesn’t actually do logistics, it’s a catch-all for the behind-the-scenes technical support staff who do the custom PC builds, testing PC components for their videos, do the leg-work for the writers projects, etc.
 
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serious n00b said:
I actually really like the direction Linus has been taking his hair the past few years.
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All he really did was grew a beard and stopped gelling his hair, and instead went for the most basic hairstyle around. He still has those faggy ear piercings on though. Even Count Dankula removed all his piercings after he got married, yet he still has those on.
 
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