Little Caesars thread - PIZZA! PIZZA!

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Is Little Caesars pizza any good?

  • YES! YES!

    Votes: 59 25.0%

  • Yea, I guess.

    Votes: 80 33.9%

  • No. But at least I'd take it or leave it.

    Votes: 48 20.3%

  • No, they are not.

    Votes: 12 5.1%

  • FUCK NO!

    Votes: 21 8.9%

  • I have no strong feelings one way or another.

    Votes: 16 6.8%
  • Total voters
    236
Buck Mullet said:
I worked at Little Caesars around '92-'93 and 99% of customers understood the "Pizza Pizza!" gimmick meant you got two pizzas for the price of one, but every so often someone would argue they only want one pizza so they shouldn't have to pay full price for one (huh?) or order "A pepperoni and a sausage" for example, but expect two of each totaling four pizzas when they came in because they thought if you ordered two pizzas without specifying you want four you got two for free... real MENSA members those folks.

My favorite "Pizza Pizza!" interpretation was when a customer came in about 3:30 pm before the dinner rush with one of those cardboard pieces and paper sleeves folded in half with apparently one pizza inside. This bitch had the balls to claim she ordered the pizzas a freaking year ago, ate one, put the other one in the freezer, and just today a fucking year later reheated it in the oven and it tasted so badly she decided to return it in exchange for a fresh one. My manager spoke with her for a bit and the conversation stayed civil, she didn't Karen out or anything, but the dude kind of gave up after a few minutes and made her a new pie. I asked him why he gave her free food when she was clearly scamming us and he just shrugged his shoulders and said sometimes it's easier to just give people what they want to get rid of them rather than risk they raise a stink with corporate.
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Dealing with the public has to be one of the worst jobs ever. There are so many idiots out there. I was probably going to LC in the mid 90's. The "Pizza Pizza!" deal is what it was. You get two pizzas for the price of one. It was still better than the shitty premade ones sitting around in a hotbox all day in a cardboard box.
 
It's $5 ($6, now). For the price it's great. Better than Domino's and Papa John's. If you get it expecting anything great then you're a fucking idiot who should be sterilized and lobotomized. It's bachelor chow or something you get for a block party where the bulk of the people will be children and teenagers.

It's the best franchise pizza in my opinion. Most pizza should not cost more than $15 dollars. It's fucking dough, sauce, cheese, and toppings. Little Caesar's is not premium and I know it.
 
BeepBoopBeepBoop said:
It's $5 ($6, now). For the price it's great. Better than Domino's and Papa John's. If you get it expecting anything great then you're a fucking idiot who should be sterilized and lobotomized. It's bachelor chow or something you get for a block party where the bulk of the people will be children and teenagers.

It's the best franchise pizza in my opinion. Most pizza should not cost more than $15 dollars. It's fucking dough, sauce, cheese, and toppings. Little Caesar's is not premium and I know it.
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Preach.

The mongoloids who think pizza hut is "good" pizza and little Caesars is "bad" pizza and the stereotypical fat guzzling American slobs who wouldn't know a good pie if it burned the roof of their mouth.

All chain pizza is dogshit I'll take the one that's $16+ cheaper.
 
In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region? 1655344191680m.jpg
 
I've had Little Caesar's once and I wasn't impressed. My current town has a decent sized Italian community and a relatively low cost of living (even inflation doesn't seem to move prices much), so excellent pizza can be had for little money. In an area of about 1 million people, there are 5 LC locations, all save for one located near the colleges where kids from out of state get their pizza until they start getting to know what the city has to offer.
 
Tiggletown said:
Preach.

The mongoloids who think pizza hut is "good" pizza and little Caesars is "bad" pizza and the stereotypical fat guzzling American slobs who wouldn't know a good pie if it burned the roof of their mouth.

All chain pizza is dogshit I'll take the one that's $16+ cheaper.
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or even worse, shit for tastes Domino mongs comes in with its useless marketing fluff bullshit (that you know can be better used on the ingredients, etc.) and try to claim their inedible greasy cardboard slop is better

purely delusional
 
Personally prefer Donato's to most pizzas, but LC's is kinda my favorite simply for how good it reheats in the toaster oven. Nice and slightly crisped on the bottom, melted and toasty on top.
 
The closest Little Caesar's is 45 minutes away from my house, so a goddamn hour and a half round trip. Sucks, because Little Caesar's Extra Most Bestest is my favorite chain pizza - Good Flavor, affordable, filling.
 
Mango Cobra said:
The closest Little Caesar's is 45 minutes away from my house, so a goddamn hour and a half round trip. Sucks, because Little Caesar's Extra Most Bestest is my favorite chain pizza - Good Flavor, affordable, filling.
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yeah convenience is a big issue in Little Caesars
 
I like their cheese blend. They use munster and moz instead of the provalone and moz that most most pizza places use.
their sauce is only ok, and they usually don't put enough of it anymore.
I am old (born several centuries ago) So I remember when they used better sauce and peperoni, and had that pizza by the foot. good times.
everything was better in the 80s... if you were white American and lived in the burbs.
 
Magicicada_septendecula said:
I've had Little Caesar's once and I wasn't impressed. My current town has a decent sized Italian community and a relatively low cost of living (even inflation doesn't seem to move prices much), so excellent pizza can be had for little money. In an area of about 1 million people, there are 5 LC locations, all save for one located near the colleges where kids from out of state get their pizza until they start getting to know what the city has to offer.
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There's a 99% chance you can get a dub sack at a Little Caesar's near a college. I think that's the attraction.
 
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