Weekly Stream Live Stream XIX

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I finished the stream at last. That ending was just surreal. I swear I heard the click of a Deagle firing, and something that sounded like the words "Why isn't this real!?"

It's probably a good thing for him that it is not.
 
Has Jace ever played the expansion to Postal 2, Apocalypse Weekend? Because I would love to see his reactions to the even more batshit insane stuff that happens in it, if remember right the main character gets brain damage or something and ends up having hallucinations of thing like demonic Gary Colemans and cats that spin like the Tasmanian devil attacking the player.
 
Woody Chan said:
Personal bias here, but I liked my question of how soap turned human. Juh juh jack stryker made a machine, stutters Jace.
none of this is real....
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NO THATS NOT TRUE. Good job though.

I really fucking lost it when he read that its all Stryker's dream and got really fucking angry despite having implied that like 3 times prior.
 
Berith said:
Has Jace ever played the expansion to Postal 2, Apocalypse Weekend? Because I would love to see his reactions to the even more batshit insane stuff that happens in it, if remember right the main character gets brain damage or something and ends up having hallucinations of thing like demonic Gary Colemans and cats that spin like the Tasmanian devil attacking the player.
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As far as I'm aware he's never heard of it but I doubt he'd be adverse to playing it given how much he enjoys Postal 2. I believe the version he's playing with is a pirated version without any mods though so you'd probably have to link him to a download for AW or gift him Postal 2 on Steam.
 
So...

An old man sailed away and found an island where he could destroy the world. He built a fortress and monuments to himself in a nuclear wasteland, and he marries his dog who becomes a loving wife as his schizophrenic manchild son watches his father happily. Haunted by ghosts both literally and figuratively, he seeks an escape and chases immortality. On what was meant to be his last day, the old man accidentally sets fire to his home and his loved ones only to be doomed to be resurrected once more in the ashes of his wife and son.

What the fuck kind of Eraserhead shit even is this?
 
KingofManga420 said:
So...

An old man sailed away and found an island where he could destroy the world. He built a fortress and monuments to himself in a nuclear wasteland, and he marries his dog who becomes a loving wife as his schizophrenic manchild son watches his father happily. Haunted by ghosts both literally and figuratively, he seeks an escape and chases immortality. On what was meant to be his last day, the old man accidentally sets fire to his home and his loved ones only to be doomed to be resurrected once more in the ashes of his wife and son.

What the fuck kind of Eraserhead shit even is this?
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I really have to hand it to Jace: only a psyche as twisted as his could take such a mundane and boring game and warp it to it's absolute limits to create such an insane fucking narrative. The entire Sims 3 segment was such an intense mix of pathetic sadness, disgust, dark comedy, and surreal psychological horror, it was like a Greek tragedy mixed with a creepypasta, and the punchline was that Jace truly thought it was paradise, a happy ending. I cannot possibly describe the chorus of panic and disgust that happened in my brain chemistry when he triumphantly declared he was fucking a tranny wolf waifu - but whatever that feeling is, I want to bottle it and sell it as a street drug. The psychosis went so deep, I wanted to drop a penny and listen for how long it took to hit the bottom.

I really wonder what the reactions would be if the game developers ever watched the Jack Stryker saga and saw what he did.
 
Null said:
They'd probably make the game's sequel have none of that potential so that such a thing could never happen again.
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That's the thing, though, the game is already pretty much structured like that. That's what's so crazy about it: he had to go to great lengths to construct this ridiculous fantasy, and that made it even sweeter when his grandiose sand castle crumbled. I haven't played The Sims much, but I know for sure that it really isn't supposed to be a manchild Marine simulator. He had to mod, cheat, and exploit the shit out of it to get it to behave that way. Examples: the insanely intense fires, the murder mod, the weed mod, adding the "spy" maid to his household so he could torture and murder her, constantly cheating himself shit... If I recall correctly there was one part where Stryker goes to take a shower, and before Jace zoomed away you could see him naked and STILL wearing sunglasses, despite the fact that the shower is supposed to remove all clothes including glasses. I don't even know how he did that.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
That's the thing, though, the game is already pretty much structured like that. That's what's so crazy about it: he had to go to great lengths to construct this ridiculous fantasy, and that made it even sweeter when his grandiose sand castle crumbled. I haven't played The Sims much, but I know for sure that it really isn't supposed to be a manchild Marine simulator. He had to mod, cheat, and exploit the shit out of it to get it to behave that way. Examples: the insanely intense fires, the murder mod, the weed mod, adding the "spy" maid to his household so he could torture and murder her, constantly cheating himself shit... If I recall correctly there was one part where Stryker goes to take a shower, and before Jace zoomed away you could see him naked and STILL wearing sunglasses, despite the fact that the shower is supposed to remove all clothes including glasses. I don't even know how he did that.
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Null is referring to how EA was lazy and made Sims 4 the biggest piece of shit ever, but this comment is still relevant basically that's what I believe ok.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
I cannot possibly describe the chorus of panic and disgust that happened in my brain chemistry when he triumphantly declared he was fucking a tranny wolf waifu -
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Man, my train of thought during that bit turned into one hell of a trainwreck.

Jace shows off his new world for Jack
And Benito
Where's Soap? Everyone loves that funny little wolf...
"And here's Soap The Wolf..."
Alright!
wait...
SOAP IS NOW HIS FUCKING WIFE

This shit, man...
 
Holy shit, so many great calls this week on Fact Zone. It's great to see people getting creative and coming up with original ideas rather than the usual shit of just calling in and insulting Jace, I mean people were doing that too but it has to be expected. Semper Fidelis to all the people who put the time in and came up with that stuff. That whole Vlad call was gold too, it's weird to see the stuff Jace actually reacts to, I really wasn't expecting that much from it and then he just went off.

Quote: "I'm the king, I'm the king... I'm Burger King bitch and you're a Whopper."

As for the Sims 3... I don't even know what to say. It's amazing how that game just totally breaks Jace, he just can't handle it. It's sad to see Stryker finally die because this might be the last we'll ever see of it, but it's good that we have the complete story now. A young man who killed his dad, grew up to be a dishonorable discharged marine, became a celebrity who burned his house down while making a toasted cheese, had his (first) wife Meryl from Metal Gear Solid stolen by his best friend and father figure John Cena, became recluse living on a boat with his schizophrenic son and wolf Soap, nuked the entire human race, married his wolf after turning it human and finally died after trying to blow up his sons computer after a desperate search for the ingredients to a recipe that would have made him immortal. It's art like Jace said, an epic tale like War & Peace only with more autism, vomiting and drug abuse.
 
Black Sonichu said:
Didn't Chris get set on fire or something in Jace's game? He has a tendency to do stuff like that. While funny, it kind of interferes with the gameplay.
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That was the one time it was intentional.

Quipy said:
Whilst I haven't watched the Our Pet Lolcow Sims I have noticed that Jace rarely pays attention to his Sims unless they're important to him- in which case he sets them on a self-destructive cycle since he never manages their needs. Even in this livestream he only ever controlled Soap and Benito when he couldn't use Stryker or it was easier for them to acomplish his goals than getting Stryker to do it.
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He stated that he put them on free will mode to make it more "realistic"
 
DeagleDad420 said:
That's the thing, though, the game is already pretty much structured like that. That's what's so crazy about it: he had to go to great lengths to construct this ridiculous fantasy, and that made it even sweeter when his grandiose sand castle crumbled. I haven't played The Sims much, but I know for sure that it really isn't supposed to be a manchild Marine simulator. He had to mod, cheat, and exploit the shit out of it to get it to behave that way. Examples: the insanely intense fires, the murder mod, the weed mod, adding the "spy" maid to his household so he could torture and murder her, constantly cheating himself shit... If I recall correctly there was one part where Stryker goes to take a shower, and before Jace zoomed away you could see him naked and STILL wearing sunglasses, despite the fact that the shower is supposed to remove all clothes including glasses. I don't even know how he did that.
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Never underestimate the power of the Lazy Eye to conceal itself against all odds.
 
Lou said:
As for the Sims 3... I don't even know what to say. It's amazing how that game just totally breaks Jace, he just can't handle it. It's sad to see Stryker finally die because this might be the last we'll ever see of it, but it's good that we have the complete story now. A young man who killed his dad, grew up to be a dishonorable discharged marine, became a celebrity who burned his house down while making a toasted cheese, had his (first) wife Meryl from \M/ETAL Gear Solid stolen by his best friend and father figure John Cena, became recluse living on a boat with his schizophrenic son and wolf Soap, nuked the entire human race, married his wolf after turning it human and finally died after trying to blow up his sons computer after a desperate search for the ingredients to a recipe that would have made him immortal. It's art like Jace said, an epic tale like War & Peace only with more autism, vomiting and drug abuse.
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You forgot the part where he lived in a sewage tank...I mean gamer bunker, killed his father figure, John Cena, started getting haunted by ghosts and got trolled by death when he tried to kill himself.
 
There's just so much you can't write it all, it really was a wild ride.
 
If you don't want to know the score, look away now:

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I may have missed a box or two because my connection dropped a couple of times. Considering how fast the stamps flew in the first half-hour, I'm surprised we only got one line.
 
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