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Kecleon said:
If you don't want to know the score, look away now:

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I may have missed a box or two because my connection dropped a couple of times. Considering how fast the stamps flew in the first half-hour, I'm surprised we only got one line.
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For next stream we need 'Tyce Becomes a Worse Human Being' as a space.
 
I just assumed everything that happened in the Sims 3 this week was a dehydrated Jack Stryker lying on the gamer barge dying of exposure and hallucinating in his final moments. His life flashing before his eyes with the ghosts of his past haunting him, his story ending in flames. And at the end of this increasingly surreal tale the fourth wall is suddenly broken, with Jace himself questioning reality, and the chat dissolving into WAKE UP. It really is amazing how much story and entertainment Jace managed to pull out the Sims 3, as DeagleDad420 said it's like a dark comedy or greek tragedy.

Not sure how to explain Soap though. Maybe he was licking Jack's balls as he dipped in and out of consciousness?
 
The Mass Debater said:
I just assumed everything that happened in the Sims 3 this week was a dehydrated Jack Stryker lying on the gamer barge dying of exposure and hallucinating in his final moments. His life flashing before his eyes with the ghosts of his past haunting him, his story ending in flames. And at the end of this increasingly surreal tale the fourth wall is suddenly broken, with Jace himself questioning reality, and the chat dissolving into WAKE UP. It really is amazing how much story and entertainment Jace managed to pull out the Sims 3, as DeagleDad420 said it's like a dark comedy or greek tragedy.

Not sure how to explain Soap though. Maybe he was licking Jack's balls as he dipped in and out of consciousness?
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I think its more that Jace couldn't conceive of anyone who actually tolerated and liked Stryker besides Soap, who has historically always been by his side. Depressing, but he really did alienate or murder literally everyone else. Plus, he already held Soap on a pedestal.
 
Could someone give me the highlights of Sims 3? I mean it must be good shit if folks are comparing it to EoE and Greek Tragedies
 
DeagleDad420 said:
I think its more that Jace couldn't conceive of anyone who actually tolerated and liked Stryker besides Soap, who has historically always been by his side. Depressing, but he really did alienate or murder literally everyone else. Plus, he already held Soap on a pedestal.
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Whilst you're right about Soap being the last non-Stryker character alive Jace cared about I still find it funny given how he made her his wife given that whilst she was still canine she didn't get along with Stryker (biting him, E.T.C). Still I guess her being a wolf meant that Jace gave her more leeway than he did with paparazi and the rest of humanity.

tehpope said:
Could someone give me the highlights of Sims 3? I mean it must be good shit if folks are comparing it to EoE and Greek Tragedies
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Jace starts of by explaining that since the last Sims segment Stryker's adopted black daughter killed herself but Benito managed to become a teenager and Stryker got lost at sea until, half-dead from thirst, until he found a abandoned nuclear silo full of nukes which just so happened to look like his original mansion. Being the trust-worthy Marine he is he takes over the silo/mansion and nukes the world (represented by him using cheats to kill all Sims not in his household so he'll never get embarrassed again). No-one remains but Stryker, Benito and Soap, than man himself is at the oldest life stage in the Sims and so has maybe days to live

Jace then gives a tour of the area around the island explaining that he's built monuments to Stryker so that future generations can respect him (as in 'King of Kings, look upon my works ye mighty and despair' style)and that he's found a way to cheat death if he manages to get a specific fish, fruit and mix them together in a recipe unlocked at level 10 cooking and thus gain immortality. During this time he also reveals that he's haunted by the ghosts of Pastor Faggot, John Cena and Jack Stryker as a kid.

He then reveals that once immortal he intends to recreate the human race with the aid of his wife... Soap the Wolf Human (apparently Stryker built a machine to turn her into a human, she wears- or maybe still has- a pair of wolf ears and tail though).

He then starts collecting the resources for his magic potion, using cheats to kill any generic NPC's the game spawns to fill various roles. Pastor Faggot hits on Soap and in fear of being cuckolded again Jace uses cheats to permamently kill Pastor Faggot.

A random event gives Stryker and Soap a free holiday (apparently this is meant to give teenage Sims like Benito the chance to throw a party whilst their parents are away). Jace accepts it eagerly but then realises that leaves him with just Benito and the ghosts to watch, Benito read ghost Stryker a bedtime story because the ghost is still a child and Jace freaks out because he sees the ghost in bed and Benito kissing his cheek and thinks it's a homosexual relationship he's seeing. Also during the holiday ghost Stryker becomes a teenager and Jace freaks out thinking that the birthday prompt for a 'Jack Stryker' means that old Stryker is dead.

Stryker and his wife return and Jace gets high. Having gathered the fish and seed needed for the immortality potion, Jace has Soap start to grind her cooking. Around this time Stryker gets a wish to blow up a PC, Jace being high and with nothing to do decides this is a brilliant idea and has Stryker blow up a PC in the same room Soap is reading.

After some awkward standing around the PC detonates and sets on fire the house, Jace has barely enough time to realise that this is exactly what happened that started off Stryker's decent into madness before the fire catches up with Soap and Stryker. The last we see of Soap she runs into a toilet on fire, Styrker makes it outside but dies and Jace ends the stream crying and apparently tries to kill himself with his airsoft Deagle if what people heard was right.

Someone earlier in the thread pointed out that because of Stryker having the Loser trait Death would resurrect him in the same way as he did back in the 'Stryker commits suicide' livestream that ended the origional Sims Livestreams, which would have meant that if Jace had played on he would have seen that Stryker would survive the fire, just without any real chances of concocting the potion or achieving immortality without him cheating in ways he didn't seem willing to.

Also throughout this segment there's this surreal, dreamlike feeling, Jace talks multiple times about how the situation is like a dream for Stryker in which he is a God and it is clear that Jace's central goal is to defeat Stryker's mortality and thus finally win at the Sims. The chat seizes upon this and there are a couple of sections where they point out that this is all in Stryker's head (which Jace furiously denies) or begging Jace himself to wake up and claiming that none of this was real (which disturbed Jace especially once he'd got high).
Just... Watch it, you can't really sum it up easily, it's one of those Sim segments where Jace manages to create a story by accident you'd never have thought possible without scripting.
 
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I wonder how Tyce, Colby, Kyle, and the rest of Deagle Nation feel about Jace murdering them all in the sims.
 
Quipy said:
Jace starts of by explaining that since the last Sims segment Stryker's adopted black daughter killed herself but Benito managed to become a teenager and Stryker got lost at sea until, half-dead from thirst, until he found a abandoned nuclear silo full of nukes which just so happened to look like his original mansion. Being the trust-worthy Marine he is he takes over the silo/mansion and nukes the world (represented by him using cheats to kill all Sims not in his household so he'll never get embarrassed again). No-one remains but Stryker, Benito and Soap, than man himself is at the oldest life stage in the Sims and so has maybe days to live

Jace then gives a tour of the area around the island explaining that he's built monuments to Stryker so that future generations can respect him (as in 'King of Kings, look upon my works ye mighty and despair' style)and that he's found a way to cheat death if he manages to get a specific fish, fruit and mix them together in a recipe unlocked at level 10 cooking and thus gain immortality. During this time he also reveals that he's haunted by the ghosts of Pastor Faggot, John Cena and Jack Stryker as a kid.

He then reveals that once immortal he intends to recreate the human race with the aid of his wife... Soap the Wolf Human (apparently Stryker built a machine to turn her into a human, she wears- or maybe still has- a pair of wolf ears and tail though).

He then starts collecting the resources for his magic potion, using cheats to kill any generic NPC's the game spawns to fill various roles. Pastor Faggot hits on Soap and in fear of being cuckolded again Jace uses cheats to permamently kill Pastor Faggot.

A random event gives Stryker and Soap a free holiday (apparently this is meant to give teenage Sims like Benito the chance to throw a party whilst their parents are away). Jace accepts it eagerly but then realises that leaves him with just Benito and the ghosts to watch, Benito read ghost Stryker a bedtime story because the ghost is still a child and Jace freaks out because he sees the ghost in bed and Benito kissing his cheek and thinks it's a homosexual relationship he's seeing. Also during the holiday ghost Stryker becomes a teenager and Jace freaks out thinking that the birthday prompt for a 'Jack Stryker' means that old Stryker is dead.

Stryker and his wife return and Jace gets high. Having gathered the fish and seed needed for the immortality potion, Jace has Soap start to grind her cooking. Around this time Stryker gets a wish to blow up a PC, Jace being high and with nothing to do decides this is a brilliant idea and has Stryker blow up a PC in the same room Soap is reading.

After some awkward standing around the PC detonates and sets on fire the house, Jace has barely enough time to realise that this is exactly what happened that started off Stryker's decent into madness before the fire catches up with Soap and Stryker. The last we see of Soap she runs into a toilet on fire, Styrker makes it outside but dies and Jace ends the stream crying and apparently tries to kill himself with his airsoft Deagle if what people heard was right.

Someone earlier in the thread pointed out that because of Stryker having the Loser trait Death would resurrect him in the same way as he did back in the 'Stryker commits suicide' livestream that ended the origional Sims Livestreams, which would have meant that if Jace had played on he would have seen that Stryker would survive the fire, just without any real chances of concocting the potion or achieving immortality without him cheating in ways he didn't seem willing to.

Also throughout this segment there's this surreal, dreamlike feeling, Jace talks multiple times about how the situation is like a dream for Stryker in which he is a God and it is clear that Jace's central goal is to defeat Stryker's mortality and thus finally win at the Sims. The chat seizes upon this and there are a couple of sections where they point out that this is all in Stryker's head (which Jace furiously denies) or begging Jace himself to wake up and claiming that none of this was real (which disturbed Jace especially once he'd got high).
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This... This is the quality of writing the wiki needs... I hope you read http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-wiki-needs-some-work.4802/
 
Quipy said:
Just... Watch it, you can't really sum it up easily, it's one of those Sim segments where Jace manages to create a story by accident you'd never have thought possible without scripting.
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Also noteworthy: A popup message informs Jace that Benito "had an accident" at school. This provoked a brief moment of seething rage, as he seemed to feel the game was trolling him personally.

Edit: About 6:06:30, and it's lil Jack not Benito.
"Okay, that fuckin', that never happened..."
 
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gettar said:
Also noteworthy: A popup message informs Jace that Benito "had an accident" at school. This provoked a brief moment of seething rage, as he seemed to feel the game was trolling him personally.

Edit: About 6:06:30, and it's lil Jack not Benito.
"Okay, that fuckin', that never happened..."
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In one of the tyce and jace co-host livestreams, tyce said that jace once shit himself at school and that made jace go nuts. So when the sims said someone had an accident at school, jace got self conscious about it.
 
StallChaser said:
There was also "I don't want to shit my pants again" from drinking the Tyce vomit dew.
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I still can't believe he actually went ahead with drinking that shit, even though he was given a clue that something was wrong with it. Even I felt a little sick watching it.

FogHornCakeHorn said:
In one of the tyce and jace co-host livestreams, tyce said that jace once shit himself at school and that made jace go nuts. So when the sims said someone had an accident at school, jace got self conscious about it.
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What is it with lolcows and using pants as a substitute for the porcelain throne well into their teens and twenties?

That whole Sims thing though, I'm not sure what it says about his mental health or his fantasy world, but seriously, that was pretty weird.

"I wiped out all the world's residents and turned my (presumably male) pet wolf into a human female with wolf ears, and had kids with her and stuff. And here I am looking for the cure for immortality."

Oh yeah, that's right, Death only refuses to take you EARLY if you have the unlucky trait. But either way, oh well. There's probably not much left for Jack Stryker, gameplay wise.

He finished the fight.
 
Black Sonichu said:
Oh yeah, that's right, Death only refuses to take you EARLY if you have the unlucky trait. But either way, oh well. There's probably not much left for Jack Stryker, gameplay wise.
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Stryker was at the age where he could die of old age.

Can't remember - was it "Unlucky Sims can only die of old age" or "Unlucky Sims are allowed to die of anything after the Elder stage bar is full"?
 
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