Weekly Stream Livestream #17

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ParkourDude91 said:
I am not going to read this hole thread but if anyone knows what Tyce did before I showed up or has footage of it please send it to me on twitter. I still do not know and I am still picking silly bands and candy off my carpet. Thank You.
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There might be a second part to this. If it turns out there is, I'll edit this post. That said, the majority/entirety of the damage to your house was done off-stream.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
I am not going to read this hole thread but if anyone knows what Tyce did before I showed up or has footage of it please send it to me on twitter. I still do not know and I am still picking silly bands and candy off my carpet. Thank You.
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Nobody knows for sure because whatever he did didn't happen on his livestream. But it totally looked like puke, sorry commander.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
I am not going to read this hole thread but if anyone knows what Tyce did before I showed up or has footage of it please send it to me on twitter. I still do not know and I am still picking silly bands and candy off my carpet. Thank You.
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If you still appreciate my advice, then it's probably a bodily fluid that belonged to someone else.
 
ParkourDude91 said:
I am not going to read this hole thread but if anyone knows what Tyce did before I showed up or has footage of it please send it to me on twitter. I still do not know and I am still picking silly bands and candy off my carpet. Thank You.
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Oh thank god you're alive. We're still trying to find a copy of the second bit of his stream, but the linked footage does show him throwing John Cena at the wall. I'd have a look at that anarchist's cookbook he downloaded, when you scrolled through it there was some messed up recipes on there. At least he didn't fuck with your sour patch kids, those things are dope.

You guys know what to do.
 

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ParkourDude91 said:
I am not going to read this hole thread but if anyone knows what Tyce did before I showed up or has footage of it please send it to me on twitter. I still do not know and I am still picking silly bands and candy off my carpet. Thank You.
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Jace, we don't know much more than you. Tyce tried to make some sort of alcoholic drink with your Mountain Dew, and we guess that he drew all that Nazi shit on your wall when he lost his patience with his Nazi ethnic cleansing game. As for the melted cars in your microwave and the garbage on your floor, we have no idea. I'd suggest you make it clear to Tyce that he doesn't treat you in this way again; I'd also recommend you don't drink his backwashed Mountain Dew, but I suppose it's a bit late for that.
 
He should really have called the Poison Control Center, it might have made for an interesting conversation:
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So, somebody in forum chat suggested someone make a compilation of every time he vomited and drank the Dew this stream, and have the reaction. Hopefully ten hours of my time has not gone to waste:
(I also included the Cheezits bit)
 
Huh. At around 46:00, when he gets up to puke he sais something like "I'm gonna collect matchbox cars and jerk off to weird pornography" (it's somewhat hard to hear because he says it right as he takes off his headset) regarding what he's going to transform into because of Tyce's vomit.

Does that mean that the matchbox cars in his microwave were Tyce's? Thinking about how he apparently thinks microwaves work, did he try to create some kind of super Transformer out of his matchbox cars by putting them into Jace's microwave and "mixing" them together?
 
MurcDusen said:
Huh. At around 46:00, when he gets up to puke he sais something like "I'm gonna collect matchbox cars and jerk off to weird pornography" (it's somewhat hard to hear because he says it right as he takes off his headset) regarding what he's going to transform into because of Tyce's vomit.

Does that mean that the matchbox cars in his microwave were Tyce's? Thinking about how he apparently thinks microwaves work, did he try to create some kind of super Transformer out of his matchbox cars by putting them into Jace's microwave and "mixing" them together?
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I think you're giving Tyce too much credit. He was probably hungry after fucking your mom and thought since food always comes out of a microwave when he puts shit in it, maybe it would work with matchbox cars. It did not.
 
KingofManga420 said:
I think you're giving Tyce too much credit. He was probably hungry after fucking your mom and thought since food always comes out of a microwave when he puts shit in it, maybe it would work with matchbox cars. It did not.
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How do you know? We only know how many matchbox cars were in the microwave when Jace looked (or at least we could find that out by asking him), but we don't know how many Tyce put in!

Seriously though, imagining that the Tycedew Jace drank did not just contain Tyce's vomit, but Tyce's vomit after he tried eating molten matchbox cars makes this whole thing even better. Pity that it probably didn't happen.
 
MurcDusen said:
How do you know? We only know how many matchbox cars were in the microwave when Jace looked (or at least we could find that out by asking him), but we don't know how many Tyce put in!

Seriously though, imagining that the Tycedew Jace drank did not just contain Tyce's vomit, but Tyce's vomit after he tried eating molten matchbox cars makes this whole thing even better. Pity that it probably didn't happen.
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Yeah... All I know is that literally every time Tyce opens his mouth he surpasses all previous expectations of idiocy, ignorance and exceptional individualism I had of him. I have no idea why the fucking hell Jace thought having Tyce stay over at his place alone for several hours would be a good idea when he is well aware of the fact that Tyce lives to hurt other people in his shitty Stormfront Analchest way.

I mean, I know the kid makes Jace Mad Meth Money... But seriously? Inviting him into your home? Does he think his fans even like Tyce? It's perplexing.
 
KingofManga420 said:
I think you're giving Tyce too much credit. He was probably hungry after fucking your mom and thought since food always comes out of a microwave when he puts shit in it, maybe it would work with matchbox cars. It did not.
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This is purely speculative but I think it's plausible he thought that since a match ignites when struck against the side of the box there must be something flammable on the box itself (which, barring a very high amount of left-over phosphorus from the matches of course isn't true) and that he could ignite the box by putting it in the microwave.

Reasoning: He read (or tried to read) that Anarchist Cookbook and he probably did that for a reason (to #Tyce) and he defaced and messed up Jace's room which also points towards him trying to cause collateral damage.

EDIT: Apparently matchbox cars aren't made out of matchboxes. I'm a foreigner and I didn't know that.
 
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Christ-Chan said:
This is purely speculative but I think it's plausible he thought that since a match ignites when struck against the side of the box there must be something flammable on the box itself (which, barring a very high amount of left-over phosphorus from the matches of course isn't true) and that he could ignite the box by putting it in the microwave.

Reasoning: He read (or tried to read) that Anarchist Cookbook and he probably did that for a reason (to #Tyce) and he defaced and messed up Jace's room which also points towards him trying to cause collateral damage.
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