Weekly Stream Livestream #17

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Picklechu said:
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Well, that's terribly embarrassing. Sorry, I didn't know, I thought they were matchboxes with wheels pinned on.
 
Shrekolas Cage said:
Its a pity I missed this stream, from what I'm seeing it was absolutely golden.
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Best part:

Commander Lazy-Eye said:
(dead audio, Jace is pouting.)

(composes a "serious" face) There are cowards, in this country. There are cowards who would silence uh, me. There are cowards who would, speak falsehoods in my name. There are cowards who would try to make me do things I don't want to do. What kind of person does that? Is it a parent? No. It is someone with an agenda. It is someone with a dark agenda-a dark and/or twisted, as their motivations...

(runs out of analogies, is momentarily flustered)

I'm gonna tell you a little story about power. Einstein, Alberto Einstein once told us of a famous fact and the fact is this followin-following fact - that power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Now am I talking about the government? Am I talking about Obama? Am I talking-what am I talking about you may ask. I'm talking about (leans in) the scourge of dads and or moms who disrespect my-ruh-my-ri...

(leans to look at something.)

(panicky, rapid voice) I though-I thought I heard the door opening fuck I need to quiet-or-um...

(holds hand over mouth) I'm actually-I'm actually not going to talk about this now because she's-she's I think she's overhear me and I don't wanna get yelled at. Ok. I don't wanna get yelled at um...I'm just gonna, you know, I'm just gotta go back to talking about, blacks.

(takes deep breath, composes himself, tries not to cry)
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How is it possible for a single individual to be so grandiose and pathetic at the same time? I'd almost suspect this was an act if the little twat hadn't been doing this for years.
 
@CatParty Could you update the first post with the first part of the stream? The link is broken, the working one is on page 10 of this thread. <3

EDIT: Thanks Dad!
 
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MurcDusen said:
Does that mean that the matchbox cars in his microwave were Tyce's? Thinking about how he apparently thinks microwaves work, did he try to create some kind of super Transformer out of his matchbox cars by putting them into Jace's microwave and "mixing" them together?
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When Jace and Tyce were feuding due to The Pornography Incident, a #tycefact was dropped that he spends a ton of money on Matchbox cars and (at least for a while) would drag a little wagon around with him everywhere full of them. Either the show writers are tying together loose ends or Tyce is still doing crap like that.
 
Are we just going to ignore how at one part in the postal 2 Q&A he says he 'wants to be a marine'? As in, he isnt one right now?

Yes, I know it was a slip of his tounge but I always find it funny when that delusional lie of his is broken again... and again... and again...
 
"Hello would you like to sign my petition to stop the mosque at ground zero/make me president of the U.S/legalize all guns and drugs"
"No fuck off!"
*blows woman's head off*
"Fuck you bitch I am god! * takes sip of Tyce's puke* I like this game."
 
Firesharpie said:
Hopefully ten hours of my time has not gone to waste:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QFg1c8eTRJo(I also included the Cheezits bit)
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It has not. The USMC commends you for creating the finest recruiting film since Top Gun.

Also, Taxi Driver and John Carpenter's The Thing fans commend you for condensing the merits of both films into ten ever-intensifying minutes of isolation, paranoia and body horror atrocity!

Simply the best "doot-doot-dododoBLUUUUUUUUUUU" moment thus far - and that's saying something!
 
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