Lol cow ABCs

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Well, my doggerel skills are a bit rusty, but if it'll help teach the children about lolcows, I'll give it a whirl.

A is for A-Log,
I wish he would die.
The whole world must know
that he's much worse than I.

B is for Briefs,
both dirty and crapped.
(And if Sick Nick's involved,
then quite possibly fapped.)

C is for Church,
in session each night,
where TJ explains
why he's smart &/or right.

Ok, I need to stop before this becomes a project.
 
W would be for Watermelon, but he's not funny or interesting, so instead it's for Wallflower, who doesn't care that Chris was an acoustic virgin.
 
Handsome Pete said:
Well, my doggerel skills are a bit rusty, but if it'll help teach the children about lolcows, I'll give it a whirl.

A is for A-Log,
I wish he would die.
The whole world must know
that he's much worse than I.

B is for Briefs,
both dirty and crapped.
(And if Sick Nick's involved,
then quite possibly fapped.)

C is for Church,
in session each night,
where TJ explains
why he's smart &/or right.

Ok, I need to stop before this becomes a project.
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D is for Deeker
His white briefs pulled high
He likes them in layers
And can't keep them dry

E is for Engelhardt
(a.k.a. Kengel)
Since Chris is now female
Ken's no longer single!

F is for Furries
Who all yiff in packs
Wearing footie pajamas
With custom nutsacks

G is for Gloria
Whose writing we jeer
All daddy's money
Can't buy a career
 
The Knife said:
D is for Deeker
His white briefs pulled high
He likes them in layers
And can't keep them dry

E is for Engelhardt
(a.k.a. Kengel)
Since Chris is now female
Ken's no longer single!

F is for Furries
Who all yiff in packs
Wearing footie pajamas
With custom nutsacks

G is for Gloria
Whose writing we jeer
All daddy's money
Can't buy a career
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H is for Hygiene,
for Feminine things.
He won over the Kiwis
and earned those red wings.

I is Iconoclast,
token right-winger,
who still thinks "pinhead"
is one hell of a zinger.

J is for Jace,
the Deagle Commander,
who delivers more lulz
than a certain Ms. Chandler.
 
Handsome Pete said:
H is for Hygiene,
for Feminine things.
He won over the Kiwis
and earned those red wings.

I is Iconoclast,
token right-winger,
who still thinks "pinhead"
is one hell of a zinger.

J is for Jace,
the Deagle Commander,
who delivers more lulz
than a certain Ms. Chandler.
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K is for Kiwis,
Who so love to lol
We're safe in the hands
Of our Dear Leader Null
 
#1:
Y is for Yellow, which is a color so mellow.

#2:
N is for Normal,
Which some lolcows are not,
Their gestures and kinks
Are too weird to spot.
 
O is for Otherkin,
sort of like elves?
I guess it's still better
than being themselves.

P is for Pixy,
who thinks she looks flirty.
The camera adds ten pounds,
the Pocky adds thirty.
 
S is fr Skeelitan Waaar,
da mdia wil b slyced.
Wit da rayce waer van,
Fourgozine gts #tyced.

T is for Tyce,
the fucking prankmaster.
Plenty of thinner, glue and Jenkem,
turned his life into a disaster.
 
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T is for Tumblr,
A lolcow hangout,
Where rich white kids go,
To cry oppression and pout.
 
R is for Reldnahc,
Chris's gay evil twin,
Who's somehow still straighter,
Than Chris has ever been.

S is for Sick Nick,
Who likes to jerk it,
By rubbing his leavings,
All over his prick. :cryblood:
 
L is for the Lumberjack,
His son behaved as a clown.
One house tour later,
INTERNET CUT DOWN!
 
E is for Eli,
The #incogneato spy,
On a secret mission to Israel,
We all thought he'd die.
 
P is for Ponyfag, for what they enjoy on screen, to which they all get their privates to openly wag.
 
Z is for Zordon, who must be revived.
When Chris sang this shit, no one survived.

Now I know my see-dubya-sees! Next time won't you sperg with me?
 
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