Lolcow Among Us

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Polyarmory

Polyarmory

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A wizard has given you a magic scroll with eight blank spaces. He explains that those whose names fill the spaces will be pitted against eachother in a 6-hour lobby of Among Us that each of them will livestream. Who do you put together?

I have two parties:
  1. Nick Rekieta
  2. Kayla Rekieta
  3. Aaron Imholte
  4. April Imholte
  5. Geno Bisconte
  6. Keanu lastname
  7. Null
  8. Ethan Ralph
I imagine everyone would passive-aggressively contain their spaghetti for the first hour or so until Geno or Aaron fuck it up by trying to "break the tension" in a way that starts an argument. They're all stuck in the lobby for the full six hours, so the remaining four hours would just be Null watching 7 retards fighting.

I could also swap out Ralph for Barnes to involve Null more directly in the shitflinging, but I feel that the lobby kind of needs a straight man, and Ralph would be entertaining enough as one of the retards.

  1. Chibi (in the "horny" phase of the Chibi cycle)
  2. Anisa Jomha
  3. Ian Jomha
  4. Brittany Venti (except single)
  5. Sam Hyde
  6. Shoe0nHead
  7. Alinity
  8. Destiny
I could use some ideas for the last three people, but I feel like the top 5 are pretty solid. Chibi would hit on Anisa and Brittany, who would both be disgusted by him (though Venti would be nastier about it, and in a more affected way), and Sam Hyde would make fun of him. Venti would also be starting confrontations with Anisa and Ian, which Sam Hyde might join with varying levels of sincerity. Venti would also do a lot of pickme behavior to attract Sam Hyde (I think? Those two have probably already have opinions about eachother.)

The last three people are kind of secondary, but I feel that they would nicely compliment the top 5. Destiny kind of doubles Chibi's role as cringe, and the other two provide people to argue with Venti and for Destiny and Chibi to make cringe advances toward.

Pokimane could also be a good inclusion here.
 
1. Orson Zedd
2. ZhanTiri
3. Peppermint Swirl
4. Schala Zeal
5. Itsnatsutalbott
6. Monostar Leatherknuckles
7. Higgs Bonbon
8. Catler

The ultimate Halal-off

I feel like the winner would either be Monostar, Catler or Orson

For this first round scenario, I'd assume there's two impostors, who I'll insert as Zhan and Catler.

FIRST MEETING: Natsu would be first to die because he tries to accuse Catler/Orson (and fails miserably),

Zhan spergs out and accidentally screws herself over in the most hilarious way as Orson finds her killing Higgs.

SECOND MEETING: Zhan desperately tries backpedaling, accusing Orson, everyone votes Zhan except Catler (who voted Monostar instead but nobody listened)

Catler kills Peppermint, but is a little too late in trying to kill Schala, as Monostar conveniently forces a meeting.

THIRD MEETING: Catler tries to blend in with everyone, and the vote is ultimately split between Schala and Catler. Eventually, the vote is settled, and Catler is voted out (Orson was gonna vote Schala, but that ontological goodness got the best of him)
 
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Going for the "boring" All-Stars option:
1. Patrick Tomlinson
2. BossmanJack
3. ItsNatsuTalbott
4. Nick Rekieta
5. Ethan Ralph
6. CWC
7. KingCobraJFS
8. DSP
 
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