Lolcow battleroyal

[Jmz_33]

If every cow on kiwi farms, was pitted in a battle royal, who would win? Who would die first? Who would Team up? Who would do a fortnite dance?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Me

 

[Remove Goat]

Do their imaginary powers exist in this hypothetical scenario?

 

[Jmz_33]

Do their imaginary powers exist in this hypothetical scenario?

To make things interesting, yes.

EDIT: I change my mind, some of the cows would be way too overpowered.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I thought we did this already.

Chris would win, of course.

 

[Remove Goat]

Hmm... Could Chris-Chan Sonichu stand up to a reality bending tulpa?

A question for the ages.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Hmm... Could Chris-Chan Sonichu stand up to a reality bending tulpa?

A question for the ages.

Chris bends reality on a daily basis.

 

[verissimus]

Well my money is definitely not on Smollett or Tonka assuming he showed up for the fight.

 

[Le Pew]

I'd put ten bucks on the troon that freaked out in Gamestop over being misgendered. He was pretty jacked looking.

 

[the real heisenberg]

Tommy would die from COPD complications before the battle started.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

To make things interesting, yes.

EDIT: I change my mind, some of the cows would be way too overpowered.

Just have them balanced out and limited in some manner like crossover fighting vidya does. Otherwise it's the slowest sumo match for some while the top tard rips everyone apart with his tard strength.

 

[Near]

DSP would win by doing nothing.

[PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS] - DSP wins his 2nd game of pubg by doing nothing

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[Rumpled Foreskin]

@Desire Lines this guy is trying to steal your thunder. Also, you should do another round soon.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

We all know who would win...

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

i wonder about same scenario but with deathfat lolcows. Will they eat each other?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Reviewbrah would win because there's not a man woman or child on this Earth who could bring themselves to hurt that dear, sweet boy.

 

[wabbits]

Within 8 hours, only Amberlynn and Chantal would be left among the gnawed bones, and between dainty burps, they would be eying each other with a hungry interest.

A cloud passes over the moon and then there was one....

 

[Mr Snek]

Not exactly on topic, but I would put a fair bit of money towards a fighting game featuring our favourite cows. Back on topic, I reckon Momo might be in with a shot as long as she has her army of orbiters to defend her.

 

[CHEEEEEN]

Stephanie Ciangfriglia would survive thanks to her womb wizard powers.

 

[Jmz_33]

Jasonafex would probably be one of the first to die, because he makes enemies with everyone and no one likes him.