Lolcow Fusions - Like Pokémon Fusions, but worse

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Fuse your two favorite lolcows from this site and provide a brief description of what they would be like.


Example:

Bronze Age Wendig/chuck Goldberg- Star Wars Philosophy Writer, most unfunny Neocon on twitter/ took down the internet archive for posting recordings of his podcast

“WOW, this heckin Jewish west has fallen, we need to start a wholesome revolution for the white race! I need a hot cup of coffee for this!”
 
This is the Omnicow. Drew by @سلیمان عثمان, the unholy fusion of Chantal and Fatrick and Ralph combined.
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Patrick Tomlinson, Jeff Tiedrich, and Ron Perlman - the ultimate Trump reply guy, scourge of the comment section, shitlib tough guy par excellence. the fires of his condescension can be seen from space; his posting alone produces enough rage to fuel the infernal blood machines that power companies like Twitter and Google. as the general election approaches, scientists apprehensively watch this man's feed and move the Doomsday Clock forward one second with every dozen posts. should he be stopped? can he be stopped?

"listen up child, you fuckin' deplorables need to get it through your empty heads. your EX-president, CONVICTED FELON, LOSER in chief is going straight to PRISON, and YOU'RE NEXT. wait for the knock. quietly now."
 
I'm Retarded? said:
Patrick Tomlinson, Jeff Tiedrich, and Ron Perlman - the ultimate Trump reply guy, scourge of the comment section, shitlib tough guy par excellence. the fires of his condescension can be seen from space; his posting alone produces enough rage to fuel the infernal blood machines that power companies like Twitter and Google. as the general election approaches, scientists apprehensively watch this man's feed and move the Doomsday Clock forward one second with every dozen posts. should he be stopped? can he be stopped?

"listen up child, you fuckin' deplorables need to get it through your empty heads. your EX-president, CONVICTED FELON, LOSER in chief is going straight to PRISON, and YOU'RE NEXT. wait for the knock. quietly now."
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Nooo Donny Child, it is you who is eating shit in prison, enjoy rape stalker
 
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