LolCow Island?

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FifthColumn

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I had an idea, make of it what you will.
It seems a lot of lolcows ( with some exceptions) are incurably lazy or just unable to positivly function or contribute. Maybe as a consolation to them and normal people, we could establish an island residence for them (similar to the leper colonies of hawaii).

We could just dump them there, and every month or so mercy ships ( or tug boats if you will) would come giving essential supplies (food, clothing medicine). The lolcows would have to rough it, and earn some form of independence. Those once too proud to associate with eachother would be forced to ( think Chris and Pixtyeri). I know sort of off the wall....... BUT COULD IT SUCCEED?!
 
Just wouldn't work, having someone shout out "De boats, de boats!" just isn't as entertaining as "De planes, de planes!"
 
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