lolcow lexicon dump - how to lolcow chat

[Bassomatic]

I was thinking most of our lolcows have so many slang terms that might not transfer over and might keep people from getting into it.

For loose example not everyone here knows what incel means, let alone sub cows like say boglim. The only way I can see adapting is edting OPs to putting these terms and that doesn't seem fair or right as it'll cover multi cows.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

OK what rhe actual fuck does A log mean? I never found an answer for that

 

[Eggwhore]

OK what rhe actual fuck does A log mean? I never found an answer for that

It comes from Anthony Logattos nickname, who was a wannabe troll of Chris Chan who instead of being funny just raged at him as a cover up for his own insecurities. He also wore a top hat a lot which became the reaction icon for “Mad at the Internet”

When someone calls you an A-log it means you are raging at a cow with unjustifiable anger and should chill out bc its not that serious.

 

[Papa Pizzaria]

OK what rhe actual fuck does A log mean? I never found an answer for that

 

[Genesis Does]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=B7_C6G194nE

Harder to watch than any isis beheading video

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

TWU and TMDWU is from the Cobraverse meaning Thats Whats Up and Thats Most Definitely Whats Up.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Saying "empath" lately has been a catchphrase from narcissistic autists to pretend they care about anything other than themselves.

 

[LikeAStone]

I genuinely don’t get the “sneed” jokes

 

[Pandy Fackler]

I genuinely don’t get the “sneed” jokes

Jesus christ

 

[MoffAlbert]

I genuinely don’t get the “sneed” jokes

City slicker detected

 

[ToroidalBoat]

City slicker detected

Maybe he wears Gucci loafers.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I genuinely don’t get the “sneed” jokes

It's a Simpsons inside joke.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Beeze and beezer have unfortunately entered my vocabulary.

 

[no-exit]

A few months ago, my friend got a job with the federal government, and I congratulated him and (without thinking) joked about him being a glowie. He got the joke, but our other friends asked me to explain what the term meant. I almost pulled out the Terry Davis vid, but on a second thought decided it might not be appropriate at Thanksgiving party.

 

[OfficerBagget]

LURKMOAR!

 

[Peace Or Love]

What does Julay mean?

Im very new :^)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What does Julay mean?

It came from how CWC pronounced "Julie" in a very unwatchable video.

Now it's a meme because of how much weens* would say it to try to annoy Chris.

*(wannabe trolls who'd think idiotic trolling schemes were "epic win" - "epic ween")

 

[Peru oso donas]

I genuinely don’t get the “sneed” jokes

The shop is called "Sneed's Feed... Ok i am not going to make that joke again, it's just a meme that spawned in the /tv/ board on 4chan and due to spamming kind of spilled over into the broader internet, might be missing some context, idk.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What's with the corn thing with Ralph?

 

[no-exit]

Apparently there's actually a glossary under the account help section. Seems outdated and sparse though.
https://kiwifarms.net/help/glossary/

What's with the corn thing with Ralph?

It's a reference Null made on his podcast to the movie/book Children of the Corn where people are sacrificed for a successful corn harvest. Not gonna archive the vids bc there from an already preserved podcast but here are some clips

clip of the reference

Commemorating a bountiful corn harvest