Lolcow magnets

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A Random

A Random

I'm going to kill them for their asses
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I figure we might as well list here the things that attract the most lolcows to, like honey for flies.

-Sonic the Hedgehog
-Homestuck [which scared even 4chan]
-MLP
-SuperWhoLock
-Pokémon

These five are the trinity I know of, but what are the other fandoms which seem to generate the highest 'atsimu' and thus bring out the worst of people?
 
Team Fortress 2
Adventure Time
Really anything that's bright or colorful.
 
Anime. I love the shit out of it, but god DAMN does it attract the crazies.
 
The Avengers film. "Science bros", Thorki, other pairings that just end up in a) creepy portraits of essentially just the male actors fucking one another and b) chibi styled art making everything LOL RANDOM XD.

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(Yes, this is supposed to be the age old comic book heroes Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, and Thor Odinson. And no, this is not even a drop in the bucket when it comes to the sheer amount of autistic fanart.)
 
Drinking dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of them drink it. What is it with them and that stuff?

Seriously though, Western cartoons marketed primarily to children in general seem to attract really odd people, as well as anime as Ryan Rash mentioned - even though there's plenty of normal adults who can enjoy these things as well.
 
They like large, pre-established communities for uncontroversial media. The kind of colorful, kid friendly stuff that can only exist to sell a product. Lolcows are inherently susceptible to advertising for the same reason they're susceptible to trolling - they have bad foresight, and believe that throwing money/emotion/personal information at a thing will make it good for them. Often, this also means wildly misdirected rage towards anyone who dislikes the things they like.

I'm really fascinated by JustinRPG because of this. He's very childlike with some absolutely disgusting interests, so he'll be allowed to stay in places like PokeCommunity even when he starts talking about eating out Moltres while she poops into his face. I think the best lolcows need the cult/obsession element that MLP, Pokemon, and Sonic provide, because it gives them perceived allies against a perceived common enemy.
 
Honestly, certain people definitely attract lolcows. My dad and I have been discussing how for some reason, my family (and a lot of my friends, actually) just magnetize "crazy people" whom are usually lolcows. As in, we could be in a room full of people, or perhaps even a whole festival or stadium (since that's happened to me), and what is safely assumed to be the most hilariously batshit crazy people within that vicinity will somehow find us, even if we don't look atypical or give off any signs of "open-mindedness." It's like they have this sonar that enables them to find us. Because of this, I've been lolcow ranching for my whole life.

For instance, my mom was in a hospital and there was this lady who must've been on meth or something. My mom said it seemed like this lady seemed like she was tweaking, but anyway, she kept repeating, "I was standin' in a rain puddle when I got struck by a bolt of lightning, and then I became a born-again virgin and my cunt flew out of my mouth!" Over and over. And over. And so on. Imagine that. I might feel bad for laughing if she didn't keep trying to assault the staff/grab their nether-regions, so they had to literally detain this lady while she was screaming, "IF CHRIS BROWN ISN'T OUTSIDE, KILL ME! KILL ME!"

Needless to say, I'll eventually share my encounter reports with you.

Edited for some stupid grammatical errors.
 
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Is that real?

I mean, is he actually this autistic, or is he legit funny?

Good animation tho.
 
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