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HyperboreanRightsActivist

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If the internet suddenly went down and all creatives were lynched on the spot by the fun police, and the only media you had access to was made by a lolcow, how would you fare?

Examples of lolcow media:
1. Sonichu (the entire collection)
2. 12 Rules of Life by Jordan Peterson
3. Kanye's entire discography
4. TempleOS (all integrated software)
5. Kickassia and all the Nostalgia Critic/AVGN films
6. Patrick S. Tomlinson's complete bibliography
7. All the Cool Cat films
8. Every Tara Strong cartoon but only the characters she voices
9. Every blobby, stonetoss, and shadman comic

I wouldn't normally include social media, but I'm including rdrama as anyone who uses that site is a lolcow in their own right.

No podcasts or streams, that would be cheating. Primary works only.
 
Ken penders sonic run and especially his knuckles comic.
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Most of Mark Waid's comics work is at least readable (at least through 2016 or so); I can probably get through his Flash and Captain America runs a few more times.
 
That weird comic that one schizo made of Brent Spiner fucking a cat
 
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BMC Theater is a gang of French Canadian faggots Specializing in making garbage anti games. using the unreal engine and full motion video to produce shit so painfully unfunny it cant even be enjoyed ironically, mostly due to the isolated french canadian cultures inability to be funny even if by accident and a severer misunderstanding of what makes irony work
Their games are what happens when you try to make something so bad its good intentionally, It ALWAYS circles back to being bad BUT worse because of the added try hard cringe factor.
All of their early games are just unreal engine asset packs dropped into geometry basin maps interspliced with their garbage """""""""comedy""""""""
Kimulator. Their magnum opus. Made around the time parody simulator, lets play bait games were popular, like goat simulator, i am bread and surgeon simulator. actually got some attention from big time ecelbs like worth a buy and jim sterling who used its existence on steam as an opportunity to bash steam green light as a service for letting an abundance of garbage on the platform

After realizing they could make a modest sum of $CAD making shit that people buy out of curiosity that someone would have the balls to sell something so retarted (and because you could make more money from selling its trading cards than it cost to buy the game) BMC would abandon the game aspect of their games and create their magnum opus "Each Sale I Drink a Glass of Water : The Game" Consisting of over 9000 videos of the creators drinking water for each purchase. This not being a game at all got them banned from from steam entirely when inquiring about something unrelated the the admins.
After being banned from steam BMC would make the pilgrimage to PSN and epic games store. continuing to make games that look like this while selling them for $20
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And this
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Some play list made by a spoony dick rider reviewing all their games.



 
Hardline Traditionalist said:
Low quality bootlegs are not lolcow media.
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Creator of Megaman Adventures was basically Brazilian Ken Penders, constantly picked fights with everyone on the Brazilian comics scene, got into slapfights with his former co-worker for over a decade leading to multiple lawsuits.
Creator of Miner ultra Aventures is an arrogant sped who managed to get banned from Steam (for a brief period) for spamming it with garbage, has a thread on the forum.
Creator of Ratatoing trooned out and became the first Brazilian tranny stand-up comedian.
 
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