LOLCOW OF THE YEAR 2020 - Ethan Ralph wins! - Good job, Gunt!

[afternoon_tea]

Was Staph not nominated? Shame, thought she was pretty milky this year.

I thought Staph was a little boring this year, but maybe I just hold her to a high standard as she's one of my favorite cows (nb: this is probably the only appropriate context in which anyone will ever hold her to a high standard)

Also ouch at Jess/Mallorie not getting the nom in spite of having the first twitter meme of 2020 with New Guy (and a second minor hit with klepto dog)

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Ahahaha almost 50% of the votes (209) are for Ralph! Lmao the next highest is Kevin Gibes at 162. We got 2 newcomers up and coming for our dainty girl Yaniv.
If Ralph doesn’t AT LEAST get an honorable mention I’ll die.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Best Lolcow-Related Pic: "We're not friends"

Best Lolcow-Related Video: Gunt

Best Lolcow Fanwork: Rabbit Am-Hole

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

I don't know. moviebob has gotten into a lot of shenanigans over the year. From getting BTFOed Lindsay Ellis, constantly simping for liberal pussy, and continual hot-takes about "mayo-ghoul deplorables" that need to be purged from society.

I have to vote for the "fairly small amount of (McDonalds) food"/"A Light Snack". It makes me laugh every time I see it.

 

[Ripple]

Best Lolcow-Related Pic: Onision in an elevator
Best Lolcow-Related Video: Ethan Ralph's sex tape (NSFW)
Best Lolcow Fanwork: fanwork of Ethan Ralph by Matt Jarbo
Best Yaniv Moment: no vote

 

[thegooddoctor]

If That Phycho who committed arson over a made up illness of his reaction to carbonated beverages Isn't the very best Lolcow-worthy moment I'll eat the Hat.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Just poking my head in expecting Ralph to win this.

 

[OttoWest]

Best Lolcow related pic: We’re not friends

Best Lolcow art: J Aprileo

 

[glass_houses]

Best lolcow related pic:
"We're not friends."

Best lolcow related video:
Yanuvie in the jacuzzi.

Best lolcow fanwork:
Realistic portrait of Kevin Gibes

Best Yaniv moment:
Accusing Amy Hamm of sexual assault.

 

[dirt lamb]

Best pic for sure is onision in the courthouse elevator. Best fanart AM HOLE. I want to relive the Yaniv fiancé saga

 

[Cool Spot]

Best lolcow pic: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.
Best lolcow video: Barb
Best lolcow fanwork: Portrait of Amhole

Way to go Kevvy for taking up 2nd place so far in the poll. Proud of you, you disgusting freak.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Looks like Ethan Ralph wins, to the surprise of absolutely no one

 

[Enoby Way]

Kevin came second! We all knew Gunt had it in the bag. So proud of the Amhole xxx

 

[James Howlett]

Kevin came second! We all knew Gunt had it in the bag. So proud of the Amhole xxx

I figured Ethan should've won. That being said, I'm proud of our boy kev kev came in second by no close margin. This is probably his greatest accomplishment in life.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It was impossible for Ethan not to win. The drama we saw from him this year was a once in a lifetime type of implosion. We may never again see something on the magnitude in which we experienced with him.

I don't know who Kevin Gibes is but I'll give his thread a look through to see if it interests me.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

It was impossible for Ethan not to win. The drama we saw from him this year was a once in a lifetime type of implosion. We may never again see something on the magnitude in which we experienced with him.

I don't know who Kevin Gibes is but I'll give his thread a look through to see if it interests me.

I still think it should have been Boogie. He literally fired a handgun in the air in public.

 

[Slimy Time]

I still think it should have been Boogie. He literally fired a handgun in the air in public.View attachment 1860129

While that was a colossal fuck up, nothing really came of it and he just ended up tottering along to an early grave. Ralph fucking imploded his life. I would argue Baked Alaska has fucked up as badly as him, but that's more to do with the Capitol storming, pretending to be dead and then being arrested as he tries to flee across to Mexico, all of which happened this year.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

I'm amazed lowtax isn't higher. Him and Ralph had very similar arcs, but lowtax fell from way further up. I can't imagine how I'd feel about losing out on a six figure patreon that I had to do literally nothing for.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

While that was a colossal fuck up, nothing really came of it and he just ended up tottering along to an early grave. Ralph fucking imploded his life. I would argue Baked Alaska has fucked up as badly as him, but that's more to do with the Capitol storming, pretending to be dead and then being arrested as he tries to flee across to Mexico, all of which happened this year.

I would say Baked Alaska is a strong contender for 2021 Lolcow of the year for now.