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- Sep 29, 2020
There's an old dead thread on roommate horror stories. This one is for all kinds of lolcow roommate stories.
I've had my fair share of shitty roommates. My current one is a soyboy who leaves the lights on, sometimes decides he doesn't want to clean and shrieks like a faggot while he plays videogames. I don't mean shrieking in an angry gamer boy sort of way, I mean in a hysterical high pitched shriek sort of way. His part of the fridge consists of teas, yogurts and noodles. He paints his nails and wear anime shirts. He also ties his hair in a pony tail. He has a bunch of girl friends who come over sometimes, one in particularly who sleeps with him on the bed and even showers with him. She looks anorexic.
One night we were both alone, each in their bedroom, and I heard a noise coming from the hallway. I went to check it out, and I heard him sighing and moaning in his room in the gayest way possible. I burst out in laughter and ran to my room quickly.
One time we spent almost a month living in filth because he refused to clean. His turn came, and he simply decided he wouldn't be cleaning. So he didn't. After many weeks of sending pictures of the filth to my landlady and her making several phone calls to him to make him clean, and him promising every time he would and then not cleaning, she must've called his parents because he finally went and cleaned. I happened to be in my room, and overheard him bitching to a male friend he brought (presumably to help him clean) about some girl (possibly his anorexic bff) who doesn't give him enough attention and how she doesn't care when he isn't around. And he spent the whole time he was cleaning bitching about the same thing. Lies compulsively.
His contract ends in a couple of months, so I decided to go to war. Tonight I'm bursting a paper bag outside of his door at 4am. It's going to be great.
I have so many more stories which I might share eventually. Please share yours.
EDIT: Oh, I'm a fucking genius. I'm going to kick him out of the wifi constantly.
EDIT2: The gay shrieking has stopped and now I hear him plugging and unplugging cables lol
I've had my fair share of shitty roommates. My current one is a soyboy who leaves the lights on, sometimes decides he doesn't want to clean and shrieks like a faggot while he plays videogames. I don't mean shrieking in an angry gamer boy sort of way, I mean in a hysterical high pitched shriek sort of way. His part of the fridge consists of teas, yogurts and noodles. He paints his nails and wear anime shirts. He also ties his hair in a pony tail. He has a bunch of girl friends who come over sometimes, one in particularly who sleeps with him on the bed and even showers with him. She looks anorexic.
One night we were both alone, each in their bedroom, and I heard a noise coming from the hallway. I went to check it out, and I heard him sighing and moaning in his room in the gayest way possible. I burst out in laughter and ran to my room quickly.
One time we spent almost a month living in filth because he refused to clean. His turn came, and he simply decided he wouldn't be cleaning. So he didn't. After many weeks of sending pictures of the filth to my landlady and her making several phone calls to him to make him clean, and him promising every time he would and then not cleaning, she must've called his parents because he finally went and cleaned. I happened to be in my room, and overheard him bitching to a male friend he brought (presumably to help him clean) about some girl (possibly his anorexic bff) who doesn't give him enough attention and how she doesn't care when he isn't around. And he spent the whole time he was cleaning bitching about the same thing. Lies compulsively.
His contract ends in a couple of months, so I decided to go to war. Tonight I'm bursting a paper bag outside of his door at 4am. It's going to be great.
I have so many more stories which I might share eventually. Please share yours.
EDIT: Oh, I'm a fucking genius. I'm going to kick him out of the wifi constantly.
EDIT2: The gay shrieking has stopped and now I hear him plugging and unplugging cables lol
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