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OT3 Slatons with Fatman.

The world would suffer a shattering earthquake if they got together.

EDIT: Watched the news...In my defense i made this joke hours before the earthquake.
 
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I can't express how perfect this is.


Two autists, both alike in spergery
In fair Virginia where we lay our scene
From ancient grunge to self-inflicted surgery
And tainted blood (literally) makes pants unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two speds,


Actually, that's too horrible a thought to contemplate. The Muse has fled me.
 
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Shmorky x strikerwolf1
 
Atlantid x Mikemikev
They'd debate for years over who gets to be the girl in the relationship based on genetics.
 
He disgusts me. He disgusts me so fucking much. I hope his parents get tired of his shit too and throw him out so he can live on the streets with the rest of the pathologically narcissistic trannies that are just 2Beautiful4thisWorld...or jobs...or basic human decency. He can go shack up with Fire, who's also nearing homelessness, and then steal Fire's credit card while he's sleeping and tell the cops that Fire raped him.
Shmorky x Terra Jones
 
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