Lolcow Showdown - Hunger Games Style Showdown

[Tism the Return]

Alex Mahan, his weapon of choice being the trusty anime body pillow.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Casterson with razor-edged Torah vs Crying Nazi with salty tears and bearspray

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Tommy Tooter with weaponized loogies and homeless person stench

 

[Murgeruni]

Alright, so we got
Tommy Tooter with homeless stank
Alex Mahan with his trusty, crusty body pillow
Marshall Casterson with the big book of Jehovah
Amberlynn Reid with her weaponized adipose featuring her lolcow lackey
Laur Trueman on the sidelines trying to desperately phone the cyber police
Foodie Beauty sniping people with her ballistic grade shit
Johnathan Yaniv is sitting this one out because he got arrested trying to get a new taser
Boogie with weaponized suicide baiting
DSP completely oblivious to the situation but still competing nonetheless
Sam Fennah trying to ritual summon some furry demons
Desmond and his rape van army
KingKobbraJFS and his recently deceased fuckdoll
Brianna Wu bisecting people with her pure Wundigo strength
Op and his weaponized autism
CWC and the power of friendship and mild autism
Missed a few along the way, will add more

 

[Shitpiss Babylord]

Mariah Mallad with her linebacker shoulders as her weapon

 

[Icasaracht]

Ol' Sargon was hoppin' around
Swindon city like a gamergate ground
When suddenly Metokur burst from the shade
And hit Sargon with a goy grenade
Sargon got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Matt
Who proceeded to open up a boulder of soy-flu
When Ethan Ralph came out of the blue
And he started streaming up Mundane 'o' Deal
Then they both got flattened by the sweetie-mobile
Before it could make it back to the Youtube cave
A drugged up drifter popped out of his grave
And took a dox out from under his hat
And blew Metokur away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of needles and he ran away
Because Cancer Aids came to save the day

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Dobson, grimy apple computer monitor

 

[Near]

Masaokis and just basic cooking equipment.

 

[TaterBot]

Onision, in a flak jacket, armed with bananas and a flabeterian body

 

[Jewthulhu]

Dobson, grimy apple computer monitor

Not an air pump?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Not an air pump?

I'm ashamed of myself

 

[Nanook Rubs It]

Dick Masterson, armed only with his vicious attack dog and his GuntDemon Summon.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Ol' Sargon was hoppin' around
Swindon city like a gamergate ground
When suddenly Metokur burst from the shade
And hit Sargon with a goy grenade
Sargon got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Matt
Who proceeded to open up a boulder of soy-flu
When Ethan Ralph came out of the blue
And he started streaming up Mundane 'o' Deal
Then they both got flattened by the sweetie-mobile
Before it could make it back to the Youtube cave
A drugged up drifter popped out of his grave
And took a dox out from under his hat
And blew Metokur away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of needles and he ran away
Because Cancer Aids came to save the day

I wanted to say sargon armed with smug chuckles but this is better

 

[who dare wins?]

I wanted to say sargon armed with smug chuckles but this is better

I'd have said sargoy the cuckkad flanked by his cucked legions of liberalists in his endless cociane fuelled war against Jim (also to get trump to tweet gamer gate)

 

[Mel Feasance]

What about Lowtax with a slingshot filled with ambien?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

What about Lowtax with a slingshot filled with ambien?

Can he consume the ambien for a temporary damage-reduction buff?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Kero and the corpse of a puppy with its asshole all tore up.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

ADF and his entire body.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Buncha suckers in here. I nominate zombie @FuckYou and his 9mm. He might get owned by couches but at least he has a body count.

NO LOCKED DOORS OR FURNITURE ALLOWED

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Maddox.
His weapon will be his ability to fake crying in front of other dudes.

Masaokis and his weapon of choice is the food he cooks

Don't forgot his coconut opening samurai sword.