Lolcows and the Merge - When and if the Merge happens (which it probably won't), do we make fictional cow thread?

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I've had quite a bit of involvement in a thread about fictional lolcows and I was starting to wonder - Is there enough of a demand for a subform on Lolcow Meta dedicated to parody threads about fictional cows? Or should there be a special prefix for lolcow parody threads (i.e. parodycow, fictioncow, etc?)

I wanted to hear you guys' input on this, as depending on the outcome this could possibly mean a massive change to the Farms as a whole.

Edit: I have just now realized that there are already multiple threads on this topic. Whoops. This question was stupid of me.
Also I thought I'd clarify a bit. What I meant to say was in the cataclysmic event that we run out of real life lolcows, should we resort to fiction for our lolcow fix?
 
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Why would anybody here discuss people that don't exist over actual lolcows? Autistic idea aside, there's already a thread for just that, one that you necroed not too long ago.
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Are you trying to make us attack Sonichu in his own dimension?
 
My thoughts are that that is the most exceptional thing I’ve read all day, you dumb bitch.
“Oh guise look, I found this weird nigga who calls himself Q, what a lark”.
 
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OP is a faggot and is autistic

My thoughts are that that is the most exceptional thing I’ve read all day, you dumb bitch.
“Oh guise look, I found this weird nigga who calls himself Q, what a lark”.

The only way I could see a sub-forum within Lolcow General like OP is describing is if we ported all of the "Inactive" lolcow threads and included the "Fictional Lolcows" and "Create a Lolcow" thread alongside the Historical Lolcows thread.

Personally, I'd like a subforum for historical lolcows and older or inactive lolcows and lolcow communities from the Web 1.0 and Web 1.5 eras who have enough content for an individual thread even if they're no longer active or as active as they were in their heyday. Maybe call it "The Pasture" or something?
 
I have to wonder how many of the people giving this scenario any space in their head are secretly hoping it actually happens.

You people do know that if this somehow comes about you're statistically likely to be killed or eaten alive by one of the many world/galaxy ending threats in popular fiction right?
 
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