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Cowlick said:
I have never twisted words, simply tried to make things easier for members here to understand. Many times, it appears they respond to what they (incorrectly) think I said, & many times I try to make things more comprehensible, they seem to make the oft-longer explanation even further from what I truly said/meant.

I'm not sure what "this" you are referring to, but I have always been (& always will be) better than many things claimed about me here, better than the other members here, & like many with threads about them here, better than the majority of members spending the majority of their time here.
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But then you keep coming back, bucko. This thread is the proof, you'll never accept the fact you're wrong. You can't stop: a broken marionette fluttering away in twilight shadows.
 
Guys, I think @Cowlick might be telling the truth when he says he is not a virgin, well a half-truth anyway.

While it is obvious that he has never and will never have sex with a woman, I get this vibe from him that he has had sex with other men, namely his own relatives.

I've heard from a reliable source that @Cowlick lost his virginity to his uncle in an outhouse somewhere in the Ohio backwoods, and he liked it too. He tries to compensate for his latent homosexuality by writing badly written erotica and commenting on Pornhub videos like a cuckolded loser.

Face it, @Cowlick is an unclefucker. And he should hook up and pursue a relationship with @RomeoRose since they're both inbred unclefuckers who crave attention and post incessantly in their own Kiwi Farms threads because neither of them have anything to do with their lives.

@Cowlick and @RomeoRose

If the two of you ever decide to make a sex tape together, you should send it to America's Funniest Home Videos and then maybe Null will delete both of your threads out of mercy
 
@Syaoran Li , I was 100% telling the truth when I stated I am not currently a virgin. As for the rest, you have it backward: I will never have sex with a male nor a relative. Also, I have plenty to do with my life, which is one of the many reasons I still visit this site rarely, & have also not responded to your innumerable requests that I add you to the list of things I've done.

@YayLasagna , I didn't shat this thread up. Not only is that not a word, but this thread (like many on the site) is largely full of worth-less-than-s^^t members posting s^^t.

Also, when I was signing in tonight, this was at the top... “As if I've got a future.“ Seems to me the site may be smarter than the majority of its members not including me (not that such a mark would be hard to reach), as it seems to admit to having awareness it (parts if not all) will eventually be gone.
 
Cowlick said:
@Syaoran Li I will never have sex with a male nor a relative.
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I find that hard to believe, unclefucker.

Cowlick said:
@Syaoran Li , I was 100% telling the truth when I stated I am not currently a virgin.
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If you did have sex with a woman, how much did it cost you?

Must've put a major dent in your disability check for that month. Social Security checks don't pay very much, of course.
 
I don't care what you find hard to believe, though that seems to be an extended statement of the truth telling us you find "it" hard when you look at my picture &/or think about me.

Also, I have had sex with multiple women, & it has yet to cost me anything. Don't worry, though, as you can have sex with me all you want, also at no cost to either of us... In your dreams, the way you have prior to tonight.
 
Cowlick said:
I don't care what you find hard to believe, though that seems to be an extended statement of the truth telling us you find "it" hard when you look at my picture &/or think about me.

Also, I have had sex with multiple women, & it has yet to cost me anything. Don't worry, though, as you can have sex with me all you want, also at no cost to either of us... In your dreams, the way you have prior to tonight.
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I will take shit that never happened for $500

I don't get hard looking at your rotten teeth and malformed face, but I hear @Shane_Yes_That_One might,

Ol' Shane is a creepy tree-jumper sex pest who slandered an innocent man to hide the fact he raped and impregnated cosplayers all over and likes to prey on the ugly and disabled.

Shane was the inspiration for the Granny Rapist on the FX cable drama The Shield

And unlike real life, Vic Mackey and Dutch Wagenbach aren't here to protect you, so be careful and stay safe
 
I present another Internet Tough Guy:
@GlueStick
Jeffery Allen, also known as Gottfired Roser:
This guy happened to be the "security" that voice actress Monica Rial hired for her little signing at Doc's Comic & Games during Kameha Con.
Turns out, this guy has a questionable military background.
Military Kiwis might have some words to say to him.
Even @Null somehow knew about this guy before he surfaced in Weeb Wars.
 
Marissa Davis tried to troll us by showing up on her own thread to talk about how horrible Marissa is. She stupidly chose the name "fuckyall" which was already suspicious enough.


Then she showed up again to gloat about it and to say she got drunk and trolled us.

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Even though most people had been suspicious.
 
Willing to bet now that Sockness has been Balefired from YouTube, he'll show up here again.
 
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