Lolcows that are surprisingly similar

[ShahOfIran1979]

What are some lolcows that may not seem similar at first glance, but have surprisingly similar traits or stories? I decided to make this thread because I realized that Shmorky and Andrew Dobson have much in common.

Both were leftist comic creators, were exposed for their hidden fetishes, fat fucks, comics grew increasingly unhinged, fled the internet, and have unknown whereabouts now.

Any other two or more lolcows that have much in common?

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Jaredthefox92 can only be described as what you would get if you took Anthony Logatto and fused him with Earl Dube/The White Bowser.

From the A-Log side:
Constantly shit talking and trollshielding mainstream lolcows.
Making fun of Sonichu and other bad Sonic OC's while having a few Deviantart abominations himself.
Writer of fanfiction involving his OC's.
FAT

From the White Bowser side:
Frequently entering various circles and communities only to get thrown out when he causes a stir due to his poor behaviour.
Attempts to sneak into the whole Lolcow Discussion side of the internet to deflect from his own flaws (which is honestly a trait A-Log had too).
Child grooming allegations. Though Jared claims that he didn't know how old the girl he was interacting with was, meaning he is an incompetent retard at best.

 

[LifeAlert]

DSP and CWJ:
-Both have delusions of grandeur but are appallingly terrible at what they do
-Both have haters
-Both have retarded "real" fans
-Both have been doing the same YouTube grift since they started
-Both were early YouTubers
-Both have families that hate them
-Both are in loveless marriages
-Both are aging horribly (not that they could age gracefully)

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Keffals and Ralph

• Both drug addicts
• Both fled their native homelands to live somewhere else
• Both got into fights with the farms
• Both irrelevant streamers
• Both associated with groomers and catboys (Catboy ranch and AF)
• Both annoyed the CWC fans, Ralph with the arrest and Keffals with the interview
• Both did porn (one was fart porn and the other revenge porn)

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Back when Andrew Dobson was active, his politisperging posts looked more or less identical to MovieBob Bob Chipman’s politisperging posts. Add to it that they’re both white men, fat, bald, bearded, and wearing glasses, it’s easy to get them confused (I think years ago there was a user who tried to make a MovieBob themed play-through of Fallout New Vegas for a goof, but his character looked just like Dobson too). If I was better at scripting and had free time, I’d make a game that would randomize posts from CinemaRobert and Blue Bear and have you guess who said what. See how many people can guess correctly on 100% of them.

Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen MovieBob and Andy in the same room together?

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

I’m not sure if it’s really a surprise that Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekeita are similar, maybe surprise that Nick turned out to be like Ralph but let’s go through the list.

- Both a multiple substance abusers.
- Both disrespect women constantly.
- Both publicly disrespected their wives. Ralph with the infamous hot mic threatening to kill the horse and Nick saying his wife’s body was “destroyed after 5 kids”.
- Both have gone to jail and court for crimes.
- Both neglect their kids.
- Both LOVED the Kiwi Farms and Jersh and both turned on The Farms after someone made fun of them and Jersh refused to sweep it up for the felonious addict.
- Despite the above, both are still obsessed with Jersh like scorned lovers. Ralph literally crying over Null recently on the Keelstream and Nick’s Shower Novels.
- Both love to flaunt their “success and wealth”. With Ralph it was the Ralph’s Truck (APB for a sign of life btw?) and Paw Paw’s Ring. For Nick it’s the Rustang and the liquor and the paintings and the 3000$ snack budget.
So yeah basically they’re the same person.
I’d like to end with a very poignant quote, one of my favourites from Ralph:
“Ishhhh ok. Nick RIKETAH told me I culd cum on your grave! Ishhh ok! It’s legal! Bish! Nick told me I could”

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Wings of Redemption and Boogie.

- Both are FAT
- Both e-begged their way into weight loss surgery
- Both threated it as a magic cure for their vices
- Both failed miserably and now are fatter than before
- Both are manipulative narcissistic pieces of shit
- Both have two moods, either "I bully" or "I feel bullied, so I start pity baiting"
- Both boast about their non-existent achievements
- Both are bad with money
- Both have burned bridges with everyone who fell for their manipulations and cared for them
- Both are terrible with women
- Both are manchildren
- Both are pathological liars
- Both said terrible shit that should have cost them their internet presence
- Both suicidebait from time to time
- Both are now dancing monkeys for Keem