Lolcows vs. NonLolcows

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

This is my own opinion and I know there will always be disagreements but I figure I'd take a shot at this:

Lolcows display a pattern of meltdowns that is not typical of non-lolcows
Lolcows tend to be social justice warriors while non-lolcows are mainstream civil rights.
Non-lolcows have clearly defined educational or occupational goals which is usually lacking or incomplete in lolcows.
Lolcows tend to have a certain hypocrisy pointing out the faults of others when they are guilty of the very same faults themselves (often they are worse than the very people they accuse).
Lolcows engage in bizarre behavior of their own free will. Non-lolcows display bizarre behavior due to circumstances beyond their control . Schizophrenia for example is never a criterion for lolcow status
Lolcows are often banned from forums or public places because they make a nuisance of themselves. Non-lolcows are not.
Non-lolcows try to take responsibility for their lives. Lol-cows tend to lean on others to pick up the pieces for them after a screw up.
Non-lolcows will accept criticism. Lolcows usually don't.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What about the supporters subforum? Quit ignoring me on this I want to know if you think we're lolcows

 

[GS 281]

Haven't even read that, but I know you earned a "Semper Fidelis". Godspeed Kenny. Enjoy the ride.

 

[WireSponge]

Yes, we certainly needed an entire thesis establishing that retards are retarded.

 

[XH 502]

We need to catch a Lolcow and dissect it for science.

It's the only way our questions will be answered.

 

[Glaive]

Honestly @Thundersteam , that's a pretty agreeable analysis. I'd personally tweak some bits but you've scraped the surface successfully. Gratz.

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