Looking to Kiwis for advice

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Space_Dandy

Space_Dandy

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Oct 9, 2014
I feel a rite dandy shit coming on. This might be the biggest one of my whole life. Kiwis, what should I do? One option I'm leaning towards is driving down to Florida and leaving it on Moon's front porch for him.
 
Testaclese Maximus said:
He’s not in florida anymore
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I remembered an old chat user who said he was in Ukraine and I had shuffled it to the back of my mind and then when the attacks started I was all like "oh man I hope you're okay" and then I felt dumb because I was probably lied to all that time ago. oh well.
 
Cats said:
I remembered an old chat user who said he was in Ukraine and I had shuffled it to the back of my mind and then when the attacks started I was all like "oh man I hope you're okay" and then I felt dumb because I was probably lied to all that time ago. oh well.
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At one time he was in the Ukraine, but he left awhile ago
 
Space_Dandy said:
Looks like he lives in Serbia now. Unfortunately I don't think I can hold back this veritable deluge for an entire day of trans-Atlantic travel. Do you think he would still like it if I boxed it up for him and mailed it?
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No two finer things in life than a new car smell or a 1 week old shit smell
 
Squat outside and start to poop.
Let it grown into a great poop mountain and then suffocate once the poo mountain can no longer support your weight and you get sucked right in.

You'll be the spirit of poo mountain and then you'll get your very own Scooby Doo episode.
But it'll be the reboot of that shitty 13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo.
Sorry.
 
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The cruel cruel summer Florida sun blistering the eyes of everyone im dying. Almost. Ok i survived.
 
Shitting on someone's porch is a everyday Floridian custom. Sure, if you just want to be one of the crowd. Going to have to something involving an alligator, meth and a golf cart
 
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