Lookism.net - Sluthate's Even More Autistic Spinoff

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Guys! You're not supposed to start the autism party without me!

If you said that to me in person then 9/5/2015 would be your last visited date on kiwifarms.net.

Here's why: your primitive limbs would be chopped up, put in a recycling bag and disposed of.
Nah, I'm pretty sure if we met, I'd have a dented baseball bat and a shit ton of pity material for my Tumblr. I might even get my own little personal army of asspatters out of fighting a horrible cis man trying to rape assault me.

We should meet up. I'm the green haired miko on the top of Youkai Mountain.

Japanese cartoon avatar. Pathetic unoriginal, low-T personality. It all adds up.

I elicit rage in you because I straight AMOG you left, right and center you baboon. You are in-denial of my value.
Your net value is in the negatives.

We are not in denial of that.

Quick reminder.

Actual KiwiFarms poster:

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Vs.

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Just. Lol.
You must've missed the part where we were all laughing at Connor too.

Funny thing is, Connor actually had a poster here ask him if he wanted to go to Carowinds with him. How does it feel knowing that CONNOR actually had someone (sorta) ask him out.

Somewhere, Norwood is facepalming.
@Norwood Crematorium.

I don't like you as a person, morally speaking, but you have my respect for at least not being a blithering retard.

@Rin Lookism user DeepthroatIncel wants a word with you :)

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Chicks dig overt racism.

You slumdogs will never understand because you're low testosterone and stuck indoors. You just can't understand my reality when I walk through a crowded street. Walking down the street like the prime pussy slayer that I am.

$25,000 Rolex watch
$500 Dior jeans
$5,000 pocket change in my back pocket

I'm AMOGGING everybody. Tanmogging, voicemogging, literally TOWERING above all the workcels, studentcels, hobocels.

All the prime pussy have their eyes on me. All the workcels put their heads to the ground in shame, off to their slave office. All the homelesscels trying to muster the courage to ask me for some of my $5,000+ cash.

The bad boy criminals and I nod at each other in acknowledgement as we pass each other by. This is just how life is when you have a face that says "yes I participate in bad boy slayer activities."

I'm a free-time theorist, I do as little as possible while making as much as possible. Few moves here, few moves there. If I'm not collecting cash from my international drug trafficking ring I'm switching out barcodes on Lego sets. Buying new consoles from the store then ordering a broken one from eBay to return for a full refund. You sleazeballs will never experience this because you lack creativity and low inhibition.

OH MY GOD.

@flossman, I'm sorry, but I'm scrapping what I wrote so far. I would be doing a disservice to myself if I didn't put THAT shit in the yaoi.

Please keep posting, @MysteryMan. You are a fucking gold mine.

Picture of me with the now infamous Colez biker gang:

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Seems legit.

I don't work for a wage you dingus. I'm no wagecel. I invent elaborate money-making schemes, taking MASSIVE risks, while you officecels and Burgerkingcels work overtime flipping patties so you can fuel your pathetic high inhibition existence and discuss the cringiest low-T topics such as Christian Chandler's latest artwork.

But it's funny, even though I'm a CEO 10K a day my mom still wants me to get a slavecel job. It's like in her opinion if I'm not getting up to an alarm and slaving away at a 9 to 5 I'm unemployed. People WANT you to work some degenerate job.
*admits he lives with his mom*
*but we're totally the basement dwellers*

A true bad boy loves his mom.
Hi Marjan.

I'm redpill enough to see the benefits in not having to pay rent or pay for food and utility bills.
i.e. I'm a manchild who can't live without my mommy.
 
Funny thing is, Connor actually had a poster here ask him if he wanted to go to Carowinds with him. How does it feel knowing that CONNOR actually had someone (sorta) ask him out.

A fat landwhale no doubt, just lol. All that matters is that 10 years from now I'll be married and have bad boy children who will take part in bad boy activities and slay prime pussy just like their father, while you are all still here posting the CRINGIEST images of severely autistic men with unfunny captions.

If you even REMOTELY KNEW the magnitude of attention I receive from prime pussy you would:

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A fat landwhale no doubt, just lol. All that matters is that 10 years from now I'll be married and have bad boy children who will take part in bad boy activities and slay prime pussy just like their father, while you are all still here posting the CRINGIEST images of severely autistic men with unfunny captions.

If you even REMOTELY KNEW the magnitude of attention I receive from prime pussy you would:

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You should post a video, so we can see your incredible slayer-ness in motion. I'm sure that would convince all of us that you're right.
 
A fat landwhale no doubt, just lol. All that matters is that 10 years from now I'll be married and have bad boy children who will take part in bad boy activities and slay prime pussy just like their father, while you are all still here posting the CRINGIEST images of severely autistic men with unfunny captions.

If you even REMOTELY KNEW the magnitude of attention I receive from prime pussy you would:

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I would watch Bruiser? I'm fine with that.
 
*taking notes*

Please do go on. My god, you are hilarious. Can I make you a recurring character in my writing? Please tell me you're replacing @hood CASH. You save us the trouble of exposing your autism by doing it yourself.
 
A fat landwhale no doubt, just lol. All that matters is that 10 years from now I'll be married and have bad boy children who will take part in bad boy activities and slay prime pussy just like their father, while you are all still here posting the CRINGIEST images of severely autistic men with unfunny captions.

If you even REMOTELY KNEW the magnitude of attention I receive from prime pussy you would:

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Literally more boring than @Dove or @hood CASH.

No wonder no one remembered you. I'd suggest toning down the gimmick a tad bit, because you're being more exaggerated than Striker right now.
 
You should post a video, so we can see your incredible slayer-ness in motion. I'm sure that would convince all of us that you're right.

See guys? I turn women on so much with my bad boy behavior, tall slayer looks and charming voice that they can't help but beg time and time again to see more of me. You can't imagine this reality, you have to LIVE it.
 
See guys? I turn women on so much with my bad boy behavior, tall slayer looks and charming voice that they can't help but beg time and time again to see more of me. You can't imagine this reality, you have to LIVE it.
Well, you wouldn't be a a proper love-shy without hitting on @Rin at least once.
 
If you even REMOTELY KNEW the magnitude of attention I receive from prime pussy you would:

I'm sure your mommy is very impressed with when you get your waifu pillow in the mail and take it down to your basement room.
 
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See guys? I turn women on so much with my bad boy behavior, tall slayer looks and charming voice that they can't help but beg time and time again to see more of me. You can't imagine this reality, you have to LIVE it.
Please enlighten us. Most computers come with webcams.
 
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