Lookism.net - Sluthate's Even More Autistic Spinoff

[Mr. Jaw]

So you're saying you're jaw is bigger than your dick?

I don't know... I only know that my jaw alone is better than most people's face. Like if the top of my head got shotgunned off like with Britney in that South Park episode, I would still be elite.

So why was I blessed with this jaw? It's hard to say but perhaps one of the following:

I was Ghandi in my previous life
I made a deal with Satan
I am an actual deity

 

[CatParty]

I don't know... I only know that my jaw alone is better than most people's face. Like if the top of my head got shotgunned off like with Britney in that South Park episode, I would still be elite.

So why was I blessed with this jaw? It's hard to say but perhaps one of the following:

I was Ghandi in my previous life
I made a deal with Satan
I am an actual deity

So you're okay with being less of a man? That's sad.

 

[Positron]

@Satan doesn't do jaw jobs; I think it is Baal.

 

[Ariel]

I don't know... I only know that my jaw alone is better than most people's face. Like if the top of my head got shotgunned off like with Britney in that South Park episode, I would still be elite.

So why was I blessed with this jaw? It's hard to say but perhaps one of the following:

I was Ghandi in my previous life
I made a deal with Satan
I am an actual deity

Neigh

 

[BuckMatic]

I don't know... I only know that my jaw alone is better than most people's face. Like if the top of my head got shotgunned off like with Britney in that South Park episode, I would still be elite.

So why was I blessed with this jaw? It's hard to say but perhaps one of the following:

I was Ghandi in my previous life
I made a deal with Satan
I am an actual deity

Random reference to old South Park episode to help elaborate his point: confirmed Incel.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Probably the most hurtful insult I have ever received in my life

Bitter old tranny
Bellittles my rhyming skills
Ruins my Tuesday

Tranny, skills, Tuesday. None of those words rhyme.

 

[Mr. Jaw]

Random reference to old South Park episode to help elaborate his point: confirmed Incel.

Every point you make is null and void when you glance at Mr. Jaw's avatar and see the majesty that is his jaw. I could use my avatar as my Tinder pic and get 500 matches in a day. I could walk outside in a balaclava with the bottom cut off to show my jaw and be swarmed by crowds of horny women.

Just one look at the jaw will settle all doubts in people's minds about the attractiveness of the man it belongs to. 9/10 elite tier genes. Don't be jel.

Tranny, skills, Tuesday. None of those words rhyme.

It's a haiku.

 

[BuckMatic]

9/10? Top ten percent is elite tier?

 

[Mr. Jaw]

9/10? Top ten percent is God-tier?

Attractiveness is a bell curve. 1 in 10 people are not 9s as you must know. Maybe not even 1 in 1,000.

 

[Positron]

Boring one trick brony. You must try much harder if you want us to open a thread for you.

 

[Cthulu]

Every point you make is null and void when you glance at Mr. Jaw's avatar and see the majesty that is his jaw. I could use my avatar as my Tinder pic and get 500 matches in a day of guys wanting beastiality I could walk outside in a balaclava with the bottom cut off to show my jaw and be swarmed by crowds of horny goats.

Just one look at the jaw will settle all doubts in people's minds about the fact I love to suck dick. Don't be jel.

Ftfy

 

[BuckMatic]

bell curve

You had me thinking "bell end"

Still it doesn't sound as awesome anymore provided I'd been given any reason to believe you.

 

[Mr. Jaw]

You had me thinking "bell end"

Still it doesn't sound as awesome anymore provided I'd been given any reason to believe you.

Believe me, it's glorious. You've probably only seen one or two 9s in real life in your entire life unless you hang in celebrity circles. I shouldn't brag too much though as it's bad karma.

 

[Lalala]

Believe me, it's glorious. You've probably only seen one or two 9s in real life in your entire life unless you hang in celebrity circles. I shouldn't brag too much though as it's bad karma.

Still beating yourself off in front of us and expecting us to join in eh? Not a bad trolling attempt but still pretty weak compared to some of our better weirdos but keep trying, maybe you could get to the level of writing an entire sonnet about your chin or something.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Believe me, it's glorious. You've probably only seen one or two 9s in real life in your entire life unless you hang in celebrity circles. I shouldn't brag too much though as it's bad karma.

Who exactly are you trying to impress here? Other than yourself, of course, being oh so witty. You come off as the kind of guy who swordfights with his best buddy, claims no homo and then masturbates to your own reflection.

 

[BuckMatic]

These numbers sound like DBZ power level bullshit. You expect me to believe that a guy who gets laid all the time would spend this long trolling for attention on an autism riddled message board?

 

[MasterDisaster]

These numbers sound like DBZ power level bullshit. You expect me to believe that a guy who gets laid all the time would spend this long trolling for attention on an autism riddled message board?

Pretty sure it's retard logic; if they can't prove it, it must be true!

 

[sugoi-chan]

It's a haiku.

Only 12 year olds write haikus with the 5-7-5 rule. Or even think that's all that goes into the form.

 

[CatParty]

Believe me, it's glorious. You've probably only seen one or two 9s in real life in your entire life unless you hang in celebrity circles. I shouldn't brag too much though as it's bad karma.

Bro you barely have a functioning penis

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Bro you barely have a functioning penis

And a huge, fat face too.