Be real now,
@Fareal. These guys would like nothing more than to morph into a pillow and perv on teenage girls slumber parties. All they know is from movies when real slumber parties are more... Involved. Not saying there aren't silly pillow fights, gossiping and cheering when peoples clothing gets ripped off in movies, but other things... Little do they know, slumber parties are where teenage girls get together like The League of Shadows and plan their strategic attacks against those guys they feel are not pussy worthy. Or creepy.
Why, they even plan on which loser older guys to manipulate to get them smokes and booze! Then, all of the compiled information gets passed around from school to school to alert other girls in the area of who to cuck. The network has become even more advanced due to the advent of the internet. The network is so secret that gay guys aren't even allowed into these sacred sanctuaries... I might be divulging too much information, but let's not kid these guys. There is a conspiracy against them that goes higher than previously thought.