Lookism.net - Sluthate's Even More Autistic Spinoff

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When a MAN looks into Mr. Eyes's eyes, he turns asexual. When a LESBIAN looks into Mr. Eyes's eyes, she turns straight. Why? Because they know that they can never compete with him, he will always have total control over women. If it has a vagina, it can't resist Mr. Eyes's powerful magnetic gaze and God-like looks.
I'd suggest a BDSM relationship, but let's face it, you'd be a pathetic dom. You're as intimidating as a flea.

How does it feel knowing you will never experience the touch of a man who looks like Mr. Eyes?
Enough to become religious and thank all the deities for saving me from ever experiencing such a terrible fate.

its over for you tbh
Hey, since you said you were a kid anyway, shouldn't you be studying? Or are you one of those bright guys who thinks it's a good idea to shit over their grades to shitpost on a forum where everyone is laughing at you?
 
I'd suggest a BDSM relationship, but let's face it, you'd be a pathetic dom. You're as intimidating as a flea.


Enough to become religious and thank all the deities for saving me from ever experiencing such a terrible fate.


Hey, since you said you were a kid anyway, shouldn't you be studying? Or are you one of those bright guys who thinks it's a good idea to shit over their grades to shitpost on a forum where everyone is laughing at you?
fuck school its a scam for uggos
 
suck me off fgt
But is there even a--

So you are gay then? Is this your way of coming out of the closet?

We cant suck off a dickless virgin.

FUCK GUYS, YOU TOOK ALL THE BEST JOKES.

Ah, hmmm...

Hmmm....

Oh, I got one.

*ahem*

Sorry, but your crotch smells like death.

fuck school its a scam for uggos
The dumb ratings are very appropriate then.

See you at McDonalds, champ.
 
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