Lookism.net - Sluthate's Even More Autistic Spinoff

[ChuckSlaughter]

G-E-T ME THE M-A-N-A-G-E-R, la gerente - ¿Cachái ?

If you want them you should look at the list of staff and then make lots of posts and @tag them in it over and over again.
That's pretty much the best most reasonable way to engage the staff here.

Spoiler: RICH TEXT REMBRANDT

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12@heilsa @heilsa @heilsa 13@heilsa @heilsa @heilsa
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20@heilsa @heilsa @heilsa 21@heilsa @heilsa @heilsa
22@heilsa @heilsa @heilsa 23@heilsa @heilsa @heilsa

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

G-E-T ME THE M-A-N-A-G-E-R, la gerente - ¿Cachái ?

Null is probably busy at the moment, but we can laugh at you and tell you to gargle a box of dicks in his stead, if you like. I assure you, if you're hoping he'll be reasonable, you've clearly not been paying attention.
Edit: Cop Dog be praised, a professional has shown up.

 

[ON 190]

okay that's it. i want to talk to the manager.

I handle the Love-Shy department around here. How can I assist you?

 

[heilsa]

Oh my, reaction images. How 1337.
Look, clearly we've upset you. So air your grievances or fuck off.

im bored and i want to spam gifs.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

im bored and i want to spam gifs.

Shouldn't you be trying to get laid?
For someone who once laughed about not falling for bait, you certainly are easy to provoke.

 

[heilsa]

Shouldn't you be trying to get laid?
For someone who once laughed about not falling for bait, you certainly are easy to provoke.

srlsy dude deleting gifs is a nogo in my culture. this mods here are worse than hitler

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

srlsy dude deleting gifs is a nogo in my culture. this mods here are worse than hitler

Fuck your culture; Kiwi master race shall reign for 1000 years.
Did you want to contribute anything?

 

[heilsa]

Fuck your culture; Kiwi master race shall reign for 1000 years.
Did you want to contribute anything?

not today. but ill might be back. depends how sucesfull i can cope with my midlife crisis in the near future.

edit: im 20

 

[ON 190]

Cop Dog be praised, a professional has shown up.

I was paged, and I am always willing to lead a wayward soul towards the Light.

srlsy dude deleting gifs is a nogo in my culture. this mods here are worse than hitler

While we do try and respect the various beliefs and cultures of the posters on the Kiwi Farms, "reaction gifs" (or, as they are commonly known, "any gif that isn't of Danny Sexbang") have been found offensive to most users; ergo, we discourage their use.

In regards to your belief about the mods, I truly apologize you feel that way. Our mods strive to be worse than minor dictators, not ones responsible for genocide such as Hitler or Stalin. If you feel that an individual mod has become worse than Castro, feel free to drop me a line.

Hail Cop Dog.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Aww, rimjob is totes adorable when he tries to act all tough.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

http://lookism.net/showthread.php?tid=6397
https://archive.is/gZYgd

No bluepill no cope.

I was drinking some mineral water at a cafe. Now listen, I'm an expert when it's comes to operation security and I noticed this guy at the corner of my eye reading a newspaper, trying to blend in. He eyed me like 3 or 4 times but I thought nothing of it.

I thought nothing of it until I saw the SAME guy, hours later, at a different location across the fucking city. That cannot be a coincidence. Fact: I am 100% under surveillance. The CIA has this entire forum on lockdown and is stalking members.

 

[JU 199]

srlsy dude deleting gifs is a nogo in my culture. this mods here are worse than hitler

Do you want some crisps to go with that salt?

Aww, rimjob is totes adorable when he tries to act all tough.

Acting like a internet tough guy is a core part of lookism.

They aren't even good at that

 

[Lalala]

While we do try and respect the various beliefs and cultures of the posters on the Kiwi Farms, "reaction gifs" (or, as they are commonly known, "any gif that isn't of Danny Sexbang") have been found offensive to most users; ergo, we discourage their use.

Thank you for respecting the culture of Sexbang, may your boners be strong and your cookies be plentiful.

http://lookism.net/showthread.php?tid=6397
https://archive.is/gZYgd

It's so cute how these people think anyone gives a shit about them, like that kid in the playground who lies about their dad working for Nintendo so the other kids will think they're kewl.

 

[melty]

May I help you? I've been trained to deal with angry virgins.

I don't know what they pay you but it isn't nearly enough.

http://lookism.net/showthread.php?tid=6397
https://archive.is/gZYgd

For some reason I find it hilarious he has to specify he's sitting around the cafe drinking mineral water.

 

[lookismadmin]

Yeah, Lookism shot itself in the foot because it was trying way too hard to appeal to everyone. I knew this would end up happening in the beginning, when they ended up slowing down the site because they added every goddamn gif and smiley people suggested. Free tip for @lookismadmin if he's still around: decide what kind of site culture you want, and then enforce it. Don't make a site that supports blatant shitposting AND "intelligent discussion" AND bitter, autistic circlejerks - the site will splinter and end up tearing itself apart.

>150 active users

You are knowledgeable on running a forum

lookism.net
http://lookism.net
www.lookism.net
http://lookism.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=3
http://lookism.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=6

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Acting like a internet tough guy is a core part of lookism.

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They aren't even good at that

He misunderstood. The SH'ers mean to type in "cock service" and just keep misspelling it.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

>150 active users

You are knowledgeable on running a forum

lookism.net
www.lookism.net
http://lookism.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=3
http://lookism.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=6

Actually, according to our admin, we just had to get an additional server to handle all the new traffic.
But yeah, keep slinging shit. How is your hugbox going?

 

[JU 199]

>150 active users

You are knowledgeable on running a forum

Good boy. Do you wan't a biscuit?

 

[melty]

>150 active users

You are knowledgeable on running a forum

lookism.net
http://lookism.net
www.lookism.net
http://lookism.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=3
http://lookism.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=6

Learn to SEO for christssake. See what you're doing there? That exact stupid tactic got the last business I worked down pushed down two pages in google rankings. Google isn't dumb and they update their algorithms more than once every five years. You probably spam the shit out of your meta keywords too.

 

[lookismadmin]

Learn to SEO for christssake. See what you're doing there? That exact stupid tactic got the last business I worked down pushed down two pages in google rankings. Google isn't dumb and they update their algorithms more than once every five years. You probably spam the shit out of your meta keywords too.

>keyword lookism is almost on the 1st page of google

enlighten me